[00:06.54]There once was a man who just couldn't cry [00:15.18]He hadn't cried for years and for years [00:22.35]Napalmed babies and the movie love story [00:29.94]For instance could not produce tears [00:36.00]As a child he had cried as all children will [00:42.96]Then at some point his tear ducts ran dry [00:49.32]He grew to be a man, the feces hit the fan [00:56.19]Things got bad, but he couldn't cry [01:02.61]His dog was run over, his wife up and left him [01:09.45]And after that he got sacked from his job [01:13.80]Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore [01:20.88]Ah, but sill not a sniffle or sob [01:27.30]His novel was refused, his movie was panned [01:35.43]And his big [01:36.12]Broadway show was a flop [01:40.17]He got sent off to jail; you guessed it, no bail [01:47.19]Oh, but still not a dribble or drop [01:53.61]In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered [01:58.80]And made to make license plates [02:08.19]Water and bread was all he was fed [02:14.79]But not once did a tear stain his face [02:20.13]Doctors were called in, scientists, too [02:26.40]Theologians were last and practically least [02:32.64]They all agreed sure enough; this was sure no cream puff [02:40.05]But in fact an insensitive beast [02:46.29]He was removed from jail and placed in a place [02:53.16]For the insensitive and the insane [02:58.38]He played lots of chess and made lots of friends [03:05.04]And he wept every time it would rain [03:10.20]Once it rained forty days and it rained forty nights [03:17.49]And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried [03:23.58]On the forty-first day, he passed away [03:30.57]He just dehydrated and died [03:33.39]Well, he went up to heaven, located his dog [03:47.64]Not only that, but he rejoined his arm [03:52.17]Down below, all the critics, they loot it all back [03:58.65]Cancer robbed the whore of her charm [04:03.33]His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke [04:10.05]The theologians were finally found out [04:16.23]Right down to the ground, that old jail house burned down [04:23.67]The earth