[00:12.18]Well, I left Kentucky back in '49 [00:14.55]And went to Detroit workin' on a assembly line [00:17.10]The first year they had me puttin' wheels on Cadillacs [00:21.84]Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by [00:24.24]And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry [00:26.85]'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black [00:31.38]One day I devised myself a plan [00:33.81]That should be the envy of 'most any man [00:36.39]I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand [00:40.89]Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired [00:43.35]But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired [00:45.90]I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand [00:50.13]I'd get it one piece at a time and it wouldn't cost me a dime [00:55.17]You'll know it's me when I come through your town [00:59.88]I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild [01:03.90]'Cause I'll have the only one there is around [01:09.36]So the very next day when I punched in [01:11.85]With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends [01:14.40]I left that day with a lunch box full of gears [01:18.87]I never considered myself a thief [01:21.06]But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece [01:23.70]Especially if I strung it out over several years [01:28.11]The first day I got me a fuel pump [01:30.45]And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk [01:32.97]Then I got me a transmission and all the chrome [01:37.29]The little things I could get in my big lunchbox [01:39.81]Like nuts and bolts and all four shocks [01:42.36]But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home [01:46.89]Now, up to now my plan went all right [01:49.08]'Til we tried to put it all together one night [01:51.54]And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong [01:56.07]The transmission was a '53 and the motor turned out to be a '73 [02:00.96]And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone [02:05.37]So we drilled it out so that it would fit [02:07.65]And with a little bit of help with an adaptor kit [02:10.20]We had that engine runnin' just like a song [02:14.55]Now the headlight that was another sight [02:16.89]We had two on the left and one on the right [02:19.41]But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on [02:24.00]The back end looked kinda funny too [02:26.07]But we put it together and when we got through [02:28.65]Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin [02:33.24]About that time my wife walked out [02:35.49]And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts [02:37.86]But she opened the door and said, "Honey, take me for a spin" [02:42.24]So we drove up town just to get the tags [02:44.88]And I headed her right on down main drag [02:47.28]I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around [02:51.57]But up there at the court house they didn't laugh [02:53.94]'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff [02:56.52]And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds [03:00.66]I'd got it one piece at a time and it wouldn't cost me a dime [03:05.58]You'll know it's me when I come through your town [03:10.20]I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild [03:14.13]'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round [03:21.27]Ah yeah Red Ryder this is the cottonmouth [03:24.06]In the pshycho Billy, Cadillac, come on [03:26.28]Ah, this is the cottonmouth a negatory [03:32.04]On the cost of this mow-chine there Red Ryder [03:34.74]You might say I went right up to the factory [03:36.93]And picked it up, it's cheaper that way [03:38.94]Ah! What model is it? [03:42.18]Well, it's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56 [03:46.44]'57, '58, 59 automobile [03:48.78]It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67 [03:49.