作词 : David Fair 作曲 : Ira Kaplan/Georgia Hubley/James McNew He used to love to watch me So I taught him how to bowl He has fantastic upper-body strength And excellent control He used to practice daily And developed perfect aim Which paid off for him big The day he bowled a perfect game I didn't actually watch that day But trusting him's not hard 'Cause he's an honest little monkey And he showed me his scorecard