[00:00.000] 作词 : Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg
[00:02.000] 制作人 : Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft
[00:06.216]Charlie:Come on in, here's your key
[00:08.803]Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see
[00:12.050]The hotel, 'cause it's great!
[00:15.458]If you parked your car, we'll validate
[00:18.958]All our guests are family
[00:22.889]Angel: Hey, perv, hands off the chest fluff!
[00:24.868]That's the Hazbin guarantee
[00:30.060]And did I mention it's free?
[00:31.442]Alastor: It's worth the price
[00:32.310]Vaggie: Oh, be nice
[00:33.006]Husk: Full of drunks
[00:33.842]Cherri: Full of cunts!
[00:34.414]Niffty:Full of sticky floors covered in junk
[00:37.515]Charlie: Ha, don't mind them
[00:38.182]Angel: No one does!
[00:39.370]Charlie:Or that hole
[00:40.372]Vaggie: Ugh, Cherri!
[00:40.935]Cherri:What?
[00:41.496]Charlie: You've made a great choice to save your soul
[00:43.997]'Cause redemption is possibleI really, really hope
[00:47.553]'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a ****in' joke
[00:50.569]And my friend died for no reason
[00:52.193]And I'm never gonna cope
[00:53.615]From watching him get ****ing murdered right in front of me last month
[00:56.841]Baxter:What?
[00:57.440]There's a bar!
[00:57.777]Husk:What the shit?
[00:58.866]Charlie: Have a beer
[00:59.459]Baxter: I don't drink
[01:00.125]Charlie: I just know you're gonna love it here
[01:03.678]Charlie&Vaggie: We can live in harmony
[01:07.462]Husk: No, I can't make a ****ing Mai Tai
[01:09.977]That's the Hazbin guarantee
[01:14.663]Charlie:Now repeat after me
[01:16.176]Charlie: I'm checkin' in
[01:17.575](I'm checkin' in)
[01:19.139]I'm seekin' guidance
[01:20.678](I'm seekin' guidance)
[01:21.745]Come on, everybody!
[01:22.642]For my reckonin'
[01:23.783](For my reckonin')
[01:24.885]I'll never turn to violence
[01:26.964](I'll never turn——)
[01:27.731](Wait, I like violence)
[01:28.659]I'm checkin' in
[01:30.054](I'm checkin' in)
[01:32.009]I'm seekin' guidance
[01:33.685](That place sucked ass)
[01:34.758]Vox: Psst, hey, you
[01:36.001]Who? Me?
[01:37.321]Vox: That's right, baby!
[01:38.771]Redemption got you snoring?
[01:40.507]That scene was ****ing boring
[01:42.209]Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding?
[01:45.100]Because I sense a drop of star potential
[01:48.135]With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential
[01:51.655]Velvette: Come on down to Vee Tower
[01:52.915]Where we have talent flower
[01:54.858]Valentino: No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power
[01:57.720]Velvette:Let's start with a killer fit
[01:59.266]Let's get filler in those lips
[02:00.878]Valentino:Wax that gooch and pull that strip
[02:02.554]Snip, snip, snip
[02:04.099]Velvette:Oh——all of Hell's gonna want you
[02:08.416]Val&Vel:In this game, no one outdoes us
[02:11.175]No one can outbuzz us
[02:12.761]Vees: All you gotta do is trust us
[02:15.492]Trust us
[02:17.478]Vox: Take all these starring roles
[02:19.431]Valentino: We trademarked all your holes
[02:20.842]Vox&Val: There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed
[02:24.149]Velvette: Except now they're sick of you
[02:25.552]'Cause they've seen way too much
[02:27.360]But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you
[02:30.218]Vox: Scratch that, they changed the channel
[02:32.143]And we can't sell the scandal
[02:33.731]Hope you had fun, but we are done with you
[02:35.669]Your run has cancelled
[02:36.710]We're finished, I'm not kidding
[02:38.263]Get the **** out of my building!
[02:39.815]Get the **** out of my building!!!
[02:41.628]Val&Vel: Snip, snip, snip, bitc*
[02:42.908]Oh—but if you know someone
[02:46.361]You tell 'em that no one outdoes us
[02:49.902]No one can outbuzz us
[02:51.229]All they gotta do is
[02:53.038]Charlie:Come on in
[02:53.727]Come on down to Vee Tower
[02:54.901]Charlie:Here's your key
[02:55.641]And see how great your afterlife could be
[02:59.201]Charlie:We can live in harmony
[03:04.069]Val&Vel: Why be nice when you can be famous?
[03:05.569]Charlie:That's the Hazbin
[03:09.372]Val&Vel:Sign and cash in
[03:11.939]Charlie:Guarantee!
[03:14.160]Vox:Yeah, right, bitc*
[03:15.172]Trust me, just me
[03:18.190]Trust—us, no  I...
[03:20.799]I meant to say us!
[03:21.946]Velvet:Uh huh
[03:22.695]Valentino:Yeah okay
[03:23.695] 人声 : Erika Henningsen/Christian Borle/Joel Perez/Lilli Cooper/Stephanie Beatriz/Kevin Del Aguila/Krystina Alabado/Keith David/Kimiko Glenn/Amir Talai/Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg
[03:23.923] 吉他 : Justin Goldner
[03:24.151] 键盘 : Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft
[03:24.379] 母带工程师 : Nathan Dantzler
[03:24.607] 低音吉他 : Justin Goldner
[03:24.835] 鼓 : Horacio Paris
[03:25.063] 混音师 : Andrew Maury