[00:00.00] 作词 : Alanis Morissette [00:01.00] 作曲 : Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard [00:02.77]Hey, yeah, yeah [00:05.48]Yeah, ah- ah- ah, yeah [00:12.43]An old man turned ninety- eight [00:17.67]He won the lottery, and died the next day [00:23.55]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay [00:29.22]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late [00:34.44]Andisn't it ironic? [00:37.71]Don't you think? [00:39.66]It's like rain on your wedding day [00:45.48]It's a free ride whenyou've already paid [00:51.24]It's the good advice that you justdidn't take [00:57.07]And whowould've thought? It figures [01:03.00]Mr. Play- It- Safe was afraid to fly [01:08.19]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye [01:13.86]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight [01:19.92]And as the plane crashed down [01:22.24]He thought," Well,isn't this nice?" [01:24.87]Andisn't it ironic? [01:28.29]Don't you think? [01:30.24]It's like rain on your wedding day [01:36.30]It's a free ride whenyou've already paid [01:42.00]It's the good advice that you justdidn't take [01:48.14]And whowould've thought? It figures [01:52.86]Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [01:57.50]When you thinkeverything's okay andeverything's going right [02:05.28]And life has a funny way of helping you out [02:08.65]When you thinkeverything's gone wrong [02:10.70]And everything blows up in your face [02:16.36]It's a traffic jam whenyou're already late [02:21.48]A" No smoking" sign on your cigarette break [02:27.62]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife [02:33.54]It's meeting the man of my dreams [02:36.18]And then meeting his beautiful wife [02:39.78]Andisn't it ironic? [02:43.26]Don't you think? [02:45.44]A little too ironic [02:48.79]And yeah, I really do think [02:51.03]It's like rain on your wedding day [02:56.79]It's a free ride whenyou've already paid [03:02.25]It's the good advice that you justdidn't take [03:08.65]And whowould've thought? It figures [03:18.82]And yeah, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [03:25.81]And life has a funny, funny way of helping you ou