《A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is》LRC歌词下载

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[00:09.72]I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
[00:13.44]That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
[00:18.66]It had been a while.
[00:20.34]In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
[00:23.73]since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
[00:28.05]I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
[00:31.23]through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
[00:35.58]Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
[00:39.72]milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
[00:44.07]Name was Russell.
[00:45.51]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[00:50.76]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[01:00.03]Well I find it's quite a thrill
[01:08.46]When she grinds me against her will
[01:13.14]Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[01:18.87]Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
[01:26.91]this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
[01:30.09]like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
[01:32.85]Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
[01:37.08]‘cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
[01:40.92]Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
[01:44.79]and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
[01:48.45]as I do my little kooky dance.
[01:50.76]And then she told me to shush.
[01:52.62]I guess she could sense my desperation.
[01:56.01]‘Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
[01:59.58]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[02:04.80]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[02:14.55]Well I find it's quite a thrill
[02:22.50]When she grinds me against her will
[02:27.21]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[02:37.71]So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
[02:42.60]So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
[02:46.08]is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
[02:48.36]with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
[02:50.85]resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
[02:54.90]Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
[02:58.50]I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
[03:01.74]Got to nail her back at her trailer.
[03:03.60]Heh. That rhymes.
[03:07.32]I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
[03:10.20]when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
[03:13.68]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[03:19.20]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[03:28.62]Well I find it's quite a thrill
[03:36.57]When she grinds me against her will
[03:41.28]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[03:47.04]Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
[03:54.33]gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
[03:56.31]The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
[04:00.09]There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
[04:03.18]when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
[04:07.35]Well, my heart just dropped.
[04:09.90]So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
[04:13.89]You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
[04:17.97]and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
[04:20.64]in an eighteen-wheeler.
[04:22.47]I never thought missing children could be so sexy .
[04:26.16]Did I say that out loud?
[04:27.75]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[04:33.27]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[04:42.69]Well I find it's quite a thrill
[04:50.64]When she grinds me against her will
[04:55.32]Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'