[00:00.033] We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee [00:10.106] We don't take no trips on LSD; [00:16.655] We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street [00:23.249] But, We love living right, and being free [00:29.790] We don't make a party out of loving [00:36.340] But we like holding hands and pitching woo; [00:43.936] We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy [00:50.349] Like the hippies out in San Francisco do [00:56.334] And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee [01:02.276] A place where even squares can have a ball; [01:08.963] We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse [01:15.360] White lightning's still the biggest thrill of all [01:22.349] Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear [01:35.078] Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen; [01:41.691] A football's still the roughest thing on campus [01:47.159] And the kids here still respect the college dean [01:54.212] And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee [02:00.010] A place where even squares can have a ball; [02:06.342] We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse [02:12.818] White lightning's still the biggest thrill of all [02:19.624] And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all [02:33.107]