I Met You (From "Being Jacob")

歌手：Johni | 专辑：I Met You (From "Being Jacob")

From the Moment I Met You

歌手：Be One | 专辑：The Moonlight-Stained Night

若者のすべて (メロディー) [Cover] [『映画「余命一年の僕が、余命半年の君と出会った話。」』より] [オリジナル歌手：suis]

歌手：RiNG-O.Tune | 专辑：バラエティボックス メロディ編 Vol.113

Where I Have Met You

歌手：Abashevo Village Ensemble | 专辑：Shamardan, Abashevo: Archival Recordings of Besermyan Songs from Udmurtia, Russia

若者のすべて (オルゴール) [Cover] [『映画「余命一年の僕が、余命半年の君と出会った話。」』より] [オリジナル歌手：suis]

歌手：RiNG-O.Tune | 专辑：バラエティボックス オルゴール編 Vol.113

High Notes!!! Amped!! You Can Hit Those High...

歌手：Models for Community | 专辑：Models for Community, Vol. I: From "You've Got to Be Nice to Me" To "I Would Have Just Said, 'I Love You'".

Lacerations from the End of an Age.

歌手：Mettamodernist / Carson Murphy | 专辑：I Know You Must Be Going Through Hell, but Please Hang in There.

DO SOMETHING METICOUSLY DOCUMENT CAST INTO THE WEB WHERE IT WILL BE QUICKLY FORGOTTEN

歌手：Shut The Fuck Up | 专辑：DO YOU THINK A CAVEMAN EVER SUFFERED FROM DEPRESSION?

Life can be tough, we all feel the strai

歌手：Smail Music | 专辑：From the moment I met you, I knew it was

i may or may not be in possession of multiple active nuclear warheads

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

one time when i was an infant i shoved a donut up my rectum and its been up there ever since. ive always referred to it as my "secret little donut" and yank it out halfway whenever i want to show it to people. then they scream and run away. what the HELL

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

i dont know how much time i have left. he chopped off both my legs. its only a matter of time before its over for me..

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

you know whats funny? one time i went to olive garden and never told my waiter to stop pouring cheese on my pasta. this led to the entire building being flooded with cheese. i have to hand it to them, really. their employees do a great job.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

you know what i want right now? Chester's chicken. that chicken is absolutely BOMB and i need a location closer to me.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

GOD i HATE IT when somebody comes over to my house and asks why i have HUMAN REMAINS in my closet. like, its none of your business? i personally like to cuddle with the dead. the leftover bones can be used for multiple purposes.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

i clogged the toilet at taco bell and they banned me for life. count your days, taco bell.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

As I searched my closet for my missing sock, I stumbled upon a forgotten box labeled "Potentially Explosive Fashion." Apparently, my wardrobe choices have reached a level of threat that even my closet is ready to detonate in protest.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

I tried to organize my snacks by "explosive flavor," but now my pantry has declared itself a flavor bomb zone. My potato chips are staging a rebellion, and the popcorn kernels are plotting world domination. It seems my culinary skills have inadvertently t

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

what's so special about mcdonalds fries? i dont get the hype. they're so bland and flavorless and I AM IN YOUR WALLS I AM IN YOUR WALLS I AM KNOCKING RIGHT NOW DO YOU HEAR ME??? YOU NEED TO WASH THE DISHES KEVIN. DO IT NOW !!! OR ELSE!!!!!!!

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

i like to collect my dandruff by putting it in a bag and selling it online. its a good alternative to most illegal drugs as it is completely legal to own! it's pretty tasty too.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

if subway messes up my order one more time i am going to LOSE IT.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

I told my plant it needed to grow faster, and now it's threatening to unleash a photosynthetic explosion. I guess I should have been more specific when I asked for a lively garden.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

emily, if you are reading this. please come back. i miss you. i just want to see the kids again. im a changed man. ive only been to jail twice this year! im making progress. please.. just comne back.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

I told my computer I needed more storage space, and now it keeps threatening me with a "virtual bomb" unless I declutter my desktop. Apparently, even technology has a limit to its digital patience.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

are forks still banned in canada? the demons in my head are implying that i should bring a fork over the canadian border.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

i like shoving pieces of string cheese up my nose. the tingling feeling is quite satisfying.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

i am addicted to the taste of parmesan cheese. i eat an entire container every day. i just cant get enough of it.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

just broke out of the psych ward. whats up guys! i am 100 percent without a doubt safe to be around.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

one of these days i need to start my own country where i am immune to the law and if someone causes me a minor inconvenience i have the legal right to send 10 generations of their family to labor camp

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

there is at least one body buried under my local dave and busters. dont ask how i know.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

i hope the feds dont find my sugar

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

my prisoner escaped. i had to tie him back up.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

i own 150 copies of star wars battlefront for the playstation 4.

歌手：Cardboard Giraffe | 专辑：dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a "professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.