Eminem- The Kids
And everyone should get along..
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down please
Brian don't throw that (Shut UP!)
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)
Good luck Mr. Shady
Hi there little boys and girls (**** you!)
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his b*****s,
and what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
My d**k is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Kids (Unedited Version), The Way I Am, **** NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
cause I'm bad for you
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
Come on children, clap along (Shut UP!)
Sing along children (Suck my mother****ing d**k!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
Kids (Unedited Version), The Way I Am, Kids (Unedited Version), Eminem, The Way I Am, So don't do drugs (Suck my mother****ing d**k)
so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(So, ****ed up, right now..)
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.00]Eminem- The Kids
[00:00.01]And everyone should get along..
[00:04.80]Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:08.12]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:12.08]His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.62]Children quiet down please
[00:16.60]Brian don't throw that (Shut UP!)
[00:18.56]Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.13]while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)
[00:23.20]Good luck Mr. Shady
[00:25.26]Hi there little boys and girls (**** you!)
[00:26.80]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.79]But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
[00:31.20]Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:34.00]and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:37.08]but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:41.93]and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.00]when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:55.22]'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.68]when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.50]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.94]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.10]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:08.38]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
[01:16.66]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.85]they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.86]And that's the story of Bob and his b*****s,
[01:23.97]and what it might do to you
[01:27.52]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
[01:28.35]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[01:29.80]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[01:32.36]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[01:34.82]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[01:37.67]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[01:40.03]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[01:42.68]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[01:45.80]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[01:48.26]My d**k is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:50.57]Kids (Unedited Version), The Way I Am, **** NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
[01:56.27]Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.50]If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
[02:06.54]So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.75]Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
[02:10.74]After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:14.07]and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
[02:16.65]and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.44]Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:22.67]and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
[02:24.92]His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:27.22]He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
[02:30.02]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.56]"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:35.20]cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
[02:37.17]So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:40.55]Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
[02:43.32]and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
[02:46.28]And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:48.98]So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
[02:51.62]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[02:53.97]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[02:56.36]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[02:59.12]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[03:01.85]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[03:04.55]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[03:07.20]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[03:09.82]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[03:12.47]And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:17.30]It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:19.94]bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.53]Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.06]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
[03:27.77]And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
[03:30.66]Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[03:33.09](Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
[03:35.45]Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
[03:38.33]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:42.83]I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
[03:46.22]cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
[03:49.38]See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
[03:51.37]But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
[03:53.96]But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
[03:56.62]They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.34]and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
[04:04.86]cause I'm bad for you
[04:04.83]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[04:07.54]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[04:10.27]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[04:12.97]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[04:15.30]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[04:18.23]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[04:21.07]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[04:23.67]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[04:26.50]Come on children, clap along (Shut UP!)
[04:29.18]Sing along children (Suck my mother****ing d**k!)
[04:32.74]Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
[04:37.10]Kids (Unedited Version), The Way I Am, Kids (Unedited Version), Eminem, The Way I Am, So don't do drugs (Suck my mother****ing d**k)
[04:41.24]so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
[04:51.14](So, ****ed up, right now..)
[04:54.16]
Eminem- The Kids
And everyone should get along..
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down please
Brian don't throw that (Shut UP!)
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)
Good luck Mr. Shady
Hi there little boys and girls (**** you!)
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his b*****s,
and what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
My d**k is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Kids (Unedited Version), The Way I Am, **** NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
cause I'm bad for you
See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
Come on children, clap along (Shut UP!)
Sing along children (Suck my mother****ing d**k!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
Kids (Unedited Version), The Way I Am, Kids (Unedited Version), Eminem, The Way I Am, So don't do drugs (Suck my mother****ing d**k)
so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(So, ****ed up, right now..)
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:00.00]Eminem- The Kids
[00:00.01]And everyone should get along..
[00:04.80]Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:08.12]Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:12.08]His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.62]Children quiet down please
[00:16.60]Brian don't throw that (Shut UP!)
[00:18.56]Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.13]while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS!)
[00:23.20]Good luck Mr. Shady
[00:25.26]Hi there little boys and girls (**** you!)
[00:26.80]Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:28.79]But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
[00:31.20]Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:34.00]and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:37.08]but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:41.93]and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.00]when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:55.22]'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.68]when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.50]But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.94]But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.10]Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:08.38]You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
[01:16.66]But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.85]they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.86]And that's the story of Bob and his b*****s,
[01:23.97]and what it might do to you
[01:27.52]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
[01:28.35]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[01:29.80]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[01:32.36]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[01:34.82]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[01:37.67]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[01:40.03]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[01:42.68]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[01:45.80]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[01:48.26]My d**k is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:50.57]Kids (Unedited Version), The Way I Am, **** NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
[01:56.27]Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.50]If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
[02:06.54]So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.75]Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
[02:10.74]After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:14.07]and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
[02:16.65]and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.44]Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:22.67]and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
[02:24.92]His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:27.22]He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}
[02:30.02]And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:32.56]"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:35.20]cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
[02:37.17]So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:40.55]Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
[02:43.32]and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
[02:46.28]And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:48.98]So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
[02:51.62]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[02:53.97]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[02:56.36]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[02:59.12]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[03:01.85]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[03:04.55]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[03:07.20]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[03:09.82]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[03:12.47]And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:17.30]It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:19.94]bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:22.53]Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.06]And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
[03:27.77]And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
[03:30.66]Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[03:33.09](Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
[03:35.45]Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
[03:38.33]And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:42.83]I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
[03:46.22]cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
[03:49.38]See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
[03:51.37]But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
[03:53.96]But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
[03:56.62]They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
[03:59.34]and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
[04:04.86]cause I'm bad for you
[04:04.83]See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[04:07.54]and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[04:10.27]and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[04:12.97]She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[04:15.30]So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[04:18.23]So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[04:21.07]Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[04:23.67]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[04:26.50]Come on children, clap along (Shut UP!)
[04:29.18]Sing along children (Suck my mother****ing d**k!)
[04:32.74]Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
[04:37.10]Kids (Unedited Version), The Way I Am, Kids (Unedited Version), Eminem, The Way I Am, So don't do drugs (Suck my mother****ing d**k)
[04:41.24]so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
[04:51.14](So, ****ed up, right now..)
[04:54.16]
Eminem, Lloyd Banks （G-Unit）
50 Cent]
I need you to pray for me （and）
I need you to care for me （and）
I need you to want me to win
I need to know wher...
Yeah you got me,
I'm up now, it's your loss
Suffered to you
History is like a point of no delay
Keeps repeating itself, what else can I say
You wonder...
【Verse 1: Eminem】
They ask me am I okay, they ask me if I'm happy
Are they asking me that because of the **** that's been thrown at me?
Or am I just a...
Cause some things just don't change
It's better when they stay the same
Althought the whole world knows your name
Ooooohhhhhhh
It shouldn't be difficu...
This ain't beef man
I don't know what the **** to call it
But no beef
Whattup X?
To the Z
Rush me, cause you ain't gonna live to roast me
I'd have my...
Yeah, Bad and Evil is (BACK)
We bout to get into a tale of gunner that details the dungeon.
Just as the pale moon illuminates the hail, I'm thundering...
Slim Shady
A*****e
For any nigga wit guns, we got guns too
More heated, ready to outgun you
It's too late I already outgunned you
You was around, you ...
Eminem 、D12、Lloyd Banks -Do Rae Me
I'm about to get rid of some hoes it's simple
I put the murder inc with lead and I'm not talking about a pencil
Loo...