Here's Snoopy
the world famous writer proving once more
his masterful command of the English language
Well, why not?
I've got the time
I've got the talent
I've got a typewriter
I've got the plot!
I - T, it,
Sometimes we writers take hours
Finding exactly the right word
It, it, it, it,
It was a dark and stormy morning…
Packed, flat, trite!
It was a dark and stormy evening…
It was a dark and stormy night!
Night, right!
When suddenly a shot was heard
A shot was fired?
When suddenly a shot rang out
Rang out?
Inspired!
A door slammed
The maid screamed
That's building suspense
When suddenly a pirate ship
Appears on the horizon
Appears?
Appeared?
Past tense!
While millions of people are starving
While millions of people are starving
While millions of people are starving
But
The King lived in luxury-y-y-y-y-y
Now to thicken the plot
Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas
A boy was growing up
Masterful ol' pup
Brillantly done
You son of a gun
Writing is fun
End of part one
I'll tie all this together later in part two
What's that wonderful smell?
Don't tell me
Let me guess
Smells like money dipped in honey
Yes, the smell of success
Take a good whiff
Take a good sniff
Baby you're long past due
Fame and fortune
Fortune and fame
And now, for part two
A light snow was falling
And a little girl
Small, no
Little, no, small
No, little girl
With a tatted shawl
Had not sold a flower all day
Should she be selling matches?
No, flowers
A violet let's say
She had not sold a violet all day
At that very moment
A young intern at the city hospital was making
An important discovery
The mysterious patient in room
Twenty-three had suddenly awakened
She moaned softly
Could it be
that she was the sister
Of the boy from Kansas
Who loved the girl with the tatted shawl
Who was the daughter of the maid
Who had escaped from the pirates?
The intern frowned...
That has a nice ring
You see how neatly it all fits together
Charlie Brown: What about the King?
Snoopy: Stampede, the foreman shouted
And forty thousand head of cattle
Thunder down the tiny ramp
Two men rolled on the ground
Rattling beneath the murderous hooves
A left, and a right, and a left
and another left, and right,
Isn't this exciting?
An upper cut to the jaw!
The fight was over
And so the ranch was saved
Sometimes when you're a great writer
the words come so fast
you can hardly put 'em down on paper
There's that wonderful smell called
Eau de happiness
Smells like money
Dipped in honey
Yes, the smell of success
Take a good whiff
Take a good sniff
Why stop at one, be rude
Fame and fortune
Fortune and fame
And now…
To conclude!
The young intern, sat by himself
In the corner of the coffee shop
Now, zing in the moral old friend
He had learned about medicine
But, more important is
He had learned about life!
The, the, the, the, the... Oh!
The End!
[00:00.07]Here's Snoopy
[00:02.41]the world famous writer proving once more
[00:04.07]his masterful command of the English language
[00:08.41]Well, why not?
[00:10.22]I've got the time
[00:14.04]I've got the talent
[00:16.74]I've got a typewriter
[00:19.73]I've got the plot!
[00:30.82]I - T, it,
[00:44.05]Sometimes we writers take hours
[00:45.76]Finding exactly the right word
[00:49.82]It, it, it, it,
[00:53.71]It was a dark and stormy morning…
[00:58.30]Packed, flat, trite!
[01:04.08]It was a dark and stormy evening…
[01:07.22]It was a dark and stormy night!
[01:09.02]Night, right!
[01:11.82]When suddenly a shot was heard
[01:14.27]A shot was fired?
[01:16.27]When suddenly a shot rang out
[01:18.41]Rang out?
[01:19.45]Inspired!
[01:20.66]A door slammed
[01:21.73]The maid screamed
[01:22.98]That's building suspense
[01:24.84]When suddenly a pirate ship
[01:26.89]Appears on the horizon
[01:29.04]Appears?
[01:30.97]Appeared?
[01:33.59]Past tense!
[01:35.27]While millions of people are starving
[01:37.31]While millions of people are starving
[01:39.75]While millions of people are starving
[01:42.16]But
[01:44.68]The King lived in luxury-y-y-y-y-y
[01:55.44]Now to thicken the plot
[02:00.73]Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas
[02:07.95]A boy was growing up
[02:11.94]Masterful ol' pup
[02:14.49]Brillantly done
[02:17.07]You son of a gun
[02:20.27]Writing is fun
[02:23.05]End of part one
[02:26.00]I'll tie all this together later in part two
[02:29.82]What's that wonderful smell?
[02:32.27]Don't tell me
[02:33.82]Let me guess
[02:35.30]Smells like money dipped in honey
[02:38.33]Yes, the smell of success
[02:41.09]Take a good whiff
[02:42.11]Take a good sniff
[02:43.52]Baby you're long past due
[02:46.20]Fame and fortune
[02:47.55]Fortune and fame
[02:48.93]And now, for part two
[02:55.14]A light snow was falling
[02:58.74]And a little girl
[03:00.44]Small, no
[03:01.36]Little, no, small
[03:03.74]No, little girl
[03:06.46]With a tatted shawl
[03:08.01]Had not sold a flower all day
[03:13.02]Should she be selling matches?
[03:14.77]No, flowers
[03:16.20]A violet let's say
[03:19.50]She had not sold a violet all day
[03:34.51]At that very moment
[03:35.95]A young intern at the city hospital was making
[03:37.90]An important discovery
[03:40.03]The mysterious patient in room
[03:41.34]Twenty-three had suddenly awakened
[03:44.58]She moaned softly
[03:48.59]Could it be
[03:50.05]that she was the sister
[03:51.98]Of the boy from Kansas
[03:54.06]Who loved the girl with the tatted shawl
[03:56.19]Who was the daughter of the maid
[03:58.35]Who had escaped from the pirates?
[04:00.71]The intern frowned...
[04:02.81]That has a nice ring
[04:06.69]You see how neatly it all fits together
[04:10.61]Charlie Brown: What about the King?
[04:16.92]Snoopy: Stampede, the foreman shouted
[04:19.04]And forty thousand head of cattle
[04:20.86]Thunder down the tiny ramp
[04:24.21]Two men rolled on the ground
[04:26.46]Rattling beneath the murderous hooves
[04:28.21]A left, and a right, and a left
[04:29.52]and another left, and right,
[04:31.42]Isn't this exciting?
[04:32.63]An upper cut to the jaw!
[04:34.97]The fight was over
[04:37.27]And so the ranch was saved
[04:41.94]Sometimes when you're a great writer
[04:43.89]the words come so fast
[04:44.84]you can hardly put 'em down on paper
[04:48.89]There's that wonderful smell called
[04:51.40]Eau de happiness
[04:54.11]Smells like money
[04:55.51]Dipped in honey
[04:57.29]Yes, the smell of success
[04:59.90]Take a good whiff
[05:00.73]Take a good sniff
[05:02.12]Why stop at one, be rude
[05:04.75]Fame and fortune
[05:06.03]Fortune and fame
[05:07.40]And now…
[05:09.60]To conclude!
[05:15.49]The young intern, sat by himself
[05:17.44]In the corner of the coffee shop
[05:21.01]Now, zing in the moral old friend
[05:26.68]He had learned about medicine
[05:32.43]But, more important is
[05:34.38]He had learned about life!
[05:43.78]The, the, the, the, the... Oh!
[05:51.85]The End!