作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
(Anthony)I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders
From the Dardanelles
To the mountains of Peru
But there's no place like London!
I feel home again
I could hear the city bells
Ring whatever I would do
No, there's no place— (Todd) No, there's no place like London
Mr.Todd, sir?
You are young
Life has been kind to you
You will learn
(spoken)So Anthony, it is here we go our separate ways. Farewell. I shall not soon forget the good ship
Bountiful nor the young man who saved my life.
(old female beggar)Alms! Alms!
For a miserable woman
On a miserable chilly morning
Oh thank yer, sir, thank yer…
'Ow would you like a little squiff, dear
A little jig jig
A little bounce around the bush?
Wouldn't you like to push me crumpet?
It looks to me, dear
Like you got plenty there to push
Alms! Alms!
For a pitiful woman
Wot's got wanderin' wits—
Hey, don't I know you, mister?
(Todd)Off with you woman! Off,I said, leave!
(old female beggar)Then 'ow would you like to fish me squiff, mister? We'll go jig jigA little—
(Todd)Off, I said. To the devil with you!
(old female beggar)Alms! Alms!
For a pitiful woman...
(Anthony)Pardon me, sir, but there's no need to fear the likes of her.
She was only a half-crazed beggar woman. London's full of them.
Mister Todd sir -(Todd)What Is it
If you need any help or money or any- (Todd)No!
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
And its morals aren't worth
What a pig could spit
And it goes by the name of London
At the top of the hole
Sit the privileged few Making mock of the verminIn the lower zoo
Turning beauty into filth and greed
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders
For the cruelty of men
Is as wondrous as Peru
But there's no place like London!
There was a barber and his wife
And she was beautiful
A foolish barber and his wife
She was his reason and his life
And she was beautiful
And she was virtuous
And he was naive
There was another man who saw
That she was beautiful
A pious vulture of the law Who with a gesture of his claw
Removed the barber from his plate
Then there was nothing but to wait
And she would fall
So soft, so young, so lost
And oh, so beautiful
(Anthony)And the lady, did she succumb?
(Todd) Oh that was many years ago
I doubt if anyone would know
Now Anthony leave me I beg you
There’s somewhere I must go, something I must find out
Now and alone
(Anthony)But surely we will meet again, before I’m off to Plymouth?
(Todd)You will find me if you want to. Down around Fleet Street, I wouldn’t wonder
(Anthony)Until then, Mister. Todd
(Todd)There is a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it was filled with people who are filled with sh*t
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:26.968](Anthony)I have sailed the world, beheld its wonders
[00:31.339]From the Dardanelles
[00:33.512]To the mountains of Peru
[00:35.693]But there's no place like London!
[00:40.419]I feel home again
[00:44.871]I could hear the city bells
[00:47.042]Ring whatever I would do
[00:49.281]No, there's no place— (Todd) No, there's no place like London
[00:53.517]Mr.Todd, sir?
[00:55.260]You are young
[00:57.254]Life has been kind to you
[01:03.163]You will learn
[01:07.554](spoken)So Anthony, it is here we go our separate ways. Farewell. I shall not soon forget the good ship
[01:14.494]Bountiful nor the young man who saved my life.
[01:18.111](old female beggar)Alms! Alms!
[01:21.939]For a miserable woman
[01:25.817]On a miserable chilly morning
[01:34.586]Oh thank yer, sir, thank yer…
[01:37.590]'Ow would you like a little squiff, dear
[01:39.748]A little jig jig
[01:41.108]A little bounce around the bush?
[01:42.370]Wouldn't you like to push me crumpet?
[01:44.547]It looks to me, dear
[01:45.886]Like you got plenty there to push
[01:47.845]Alms! Alms!
[01:51.654]For a pitiful woman
[01:56.437]Wot's got wanderin' wits—
[01:59.675]Hey, don't I know you, mister?
[02:04.472](Todd)Off with you woman! Off,I said, leave!
[02:07.324](old female beggar)Then 'ow would you like to fish me squiff, mister? We'll go jig jigA little—
[02:11.422](Todd)Off, I said. To the devil with you!
[02:17.357](old female beggar)Alms! Alms!
[02:21.460]For a pitiful woman...
[02:28.094](Anthony)Pardon me, sir, but there's no need to fear the likes of her.
[02:31.299]She was only a half-crazed beggar woman. London's full of them.
[02:35.944]Mister Todd sir -(Todd)What Is it
[02:39.185]If you need any help or money or any- (Todd)No!
[02:44.640]There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
[02:46.699]And the vermin of the world inhabit it
[02:48.556]And its morals aren't worth
[02:49.570]What a pig could spit
[02:50.871]And it goes by the name of London
[02:53.851]At the top of the hole
[02:55.862]Sit the privileged few Making mock of the verminIn the lower zoo
[02:58.905]Turning beauty into filth and greed
[03:00.434]I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders
[03:05.030]For the cruelty of men
[03:07.196]Is as wondrous as Peru
[03:09.390]But there's no place like London!
[03:24.315]There was a barber and his wife
[03:28.734]And she was beautiful
[03:32.789]A foolish barber and his wife
[03:38.234]She was his reason and his life
[03:42.169]And she was beautiful
[03:46.172]And she was virtuous
[03:51.219]And he was naive
[04:09.284]There was another man who saw
[04:13.696]That she was beautiful
[04:17.458]A pious vulture of the law Who with a gesture of his claw
[04:24.899]Removed the barber from his plate
[04:28.696]Then there was nothing but to wait
[04:33.313]And she would fall
[04:35.109]So soft, so young, so lost
[04:38.651]And oh, so beautiful
[04:45.640](Anthony)And the lady, did she succumb?
[04:51.655](Todd) Oh that was many years ago
[04:58.548]I doubt if anyone would know
[05:03.943]Now Anthony leave me I beg you
[05:05.865]There’s somewhere I must go, something I must find out
[05:10.009]Now and alone
[05:12.473](Anthony)But surely we will meet again, before I’m off to Plymouth?
[05:16.507](Todd)You will find me if you want to. Down around Fleet Street, I wouldn’t wonder
[05:22.371](Anthony)Until then, Mister. Todd
[05:27.521](Todd)There is a hole in the world like a great black pit
[05:29.588]And it was filled with people who are filled with sh*t
[05:31.554]And the vermin of the world inhabit it