A-suh-puh-ring is here
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time
I do, don't you? 'Course you do
But there's one thing
And makes every Sunday
A treat for me
All the world seems in tune
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
Every Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me
As we poison the pigeons in the park
When they see us coming
The birdies all try an' hide
But they still go for peanuts
When coated with cyanide
The sun's shining bright
Everything seems all right
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
We've gained notoriety
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games
They call it impiety
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names
But it's not against any religion
So if Sunday you're free
Why don't you come with me
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park
We'll murder them all
Amid laughter and merriment
Except for the few
We take home to experiment
My pulse will be quickenin'
We feed to a pigeon
(It just takes a smidgin!)
To poison a pigeon in the park
[00:07.56]A-suh-puh-ring is here
[00:30.45]Life is skittles and life is beer
[00:33.60]I think the loveliest time
[00:37.35]I do, don't you? 'Course you do
[00:40.59]But there's one thing
[00:44.55]And makes every Sunday
[00:46.71]A treat for me
[00:51.81]All the world seems in tune
[00:55.05]When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
[01:01.62]Every Sunday you'll see
[01:03.39]My sweetheart and me
[01:04.86]As we poison the pigeons in the park
[01:11.01]When they see us coming
[01:12.78]The birdies all try an' hide
[01:15.33]But they still go for peanuts
[01:17.13]When coated with cyanide
[01:20.16]The sun's shining bright
[01:21.84]Everything seems all right
[01:23.37]When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
[01:33.15]We've gained notoriety
[01:34.92]And caused much anxiety
[01:36.51]In the Audubon Society
[01:38.25]With our games
[01:39.84]They call it impiety
[01:43.35]And quite a variety
[01:44.97]Of unpleasant names
[01:46.68]But it's not against any religion
[01:54.84]So if Sunday you're free
[01:59.04]Why don't you come with me
[02:00.69]And we'll poison the pigeons in the park
[02:05.70]And maybe we'll do
[02:07.14]In a squirrel or two
[02:08.73]While we're poisoning pigeons in the park
[02:15.12]We'll murder them all
[02:17.01]Amid laughter and merriment
[02:19.59]Except for the few
[02:21.06]We take home to experiment
[02:23.88]My pulse will be quickenin'
[02:27.21]We feed to a pigeon
[02:28.83](It just takes a smidgin!)
[02:30.33]To poison a pigeon in the park