作曲 : The Deep Freeze Mice
Margaret, my girl! You driving me insane!
You make me swallow my cigar and choke on my champagne
Your speeches are so exciting, that I don't know what to do
I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you!
I used to be an anarchist, 'till I saw you on TV
When you spoke I realized you were the only one for me!
So I sold my old Centurion, and all of my hand-grenades too
I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you!
Oh, I'm in love with you
Oh Margaret, my small yellow beagle
I never realized all the wonderful things that conservatism had to offer
Until I heard you explain everything so concisely
And now I realize that all I have ever truly desired is a government based on common sense
I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you!
Oh, I'm in love with you
I joined the young conservatives, now I’m really where it’s at
I think I’ll buy a bigger car and practice being fat
You have opened up to me a world that I never knew
I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you!
Oh, I'm in love with you
Oh Margaret, oh yeah
作曲 : The Deep Freeze Mice
Margaret, my girl! You driving me insane!
You make me swallow my cigar and choke on my champagne
Your speeches are so exciting, that I don't know what to do
I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you!
I used to be an anarchist, 'till I saw you on TV
When you spoke I realized you were the only one for me!
So I sold my old Centurion, and all of my hand-grenades too
I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you!
Oh, I'm in love with you
[Spoken word]
Oh Margaret, my small yellow beagle
I never realized all the wonderful things that conservatism had to offer
Until I heard you explain everything so concisely
And now I realize that all I have ever truly desired is a government based on common sense
I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you!
Oh, I'm in love with you
I joined the young conservatives, now I’m really where it’s at
I think I’ll buy a bigger car and practice being fat
You have opened up to me a world that I never knew
I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you!
Oh, I'm in love with you
Oh Margaret, oh yeah