My Whole Family...（）-Bo Burnham Everytime I go to dinner It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the breakfast table I can talk they're not able When I look at them I find There's a single question on their mind I wish it could go back to the way it was It's not easy now because My whole family thinks I'm gay I guess it's always been that way Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk Mabay them think I like boys That I like boys The goddamn question just won't go away And I get asked it every single day But the way they ask is not a disguise Like How was your day Do you like to kiss guys That's funny This is the worst baby this was my fear My whole family now is shocked I'm in the closet and the door is locked Now my glory days are gone I was John Elway now I'm Elton John I'm not gay and that's what I said If I'm gay hey God strike me dead Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow Or my favorite color is the rainbow I don't mean to yell but I fear I must Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay motherf**ker You all probably think I'm gay Man this song is counterproductive La la la la la Because my whole family thinks I'm gay What do they know anyway You gotta look right through the haze Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase My whole family thinks I'm queer That is all I ever hear But I've been as straight as a ramp If you don't count Bible camp
[00:00.00]My Whole Family...（）-Bo Burnham [00:43.170]Everytime I go to dinner [00:45.370]It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner [00:47.639]I'll sit down at the breakfast table [00:49.829]I can talk they're not able [00:52.309]When I look at them I find [00:54.579]There's a single question on their mind [00:58.388]I wish it could go back to the way it was [01:01.328]It's not easy now because [01:05.298]My whole family thinks I'm gay [01:07.388]I guess it's always been that way [01:09.698]Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk [01:12.478]Mabay them think I like boys [01:18.417]That I like boys [01:23.716]The goddamn question just won't go away [01:26.126]And I get asked it every single day [01:28.436]But the way they ask is not a disguise [01:30.656]Like How was your day Do you like to kiss guys [01:33.375]That's funny [01:34.635]This is the worst baby this was my fear [01:41.105]My whole family now is shocked [01:43.45]I'm in the closet and the door is locked [01:45.365]Now my glory days are gone [01:47.815]I was John Elway now I'm Elton John [01:55.575]I'm not gay and that's what I said [01:57.735]If I'm gay hey God strike me dead [02:12.405]Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow [02:14.255]Or my favorite color is the rainbow [02:25.494]I don't mean to yell but I fear I must [02:30.964]Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay motherf**ker [02:41.493]You all probably think I'm gay [02:43.832]Man this song is counterproductive [02:48.712]La la la la la [02:51.162]Because my whole family thinks I'm gay [02:54.162]What do they know anyway [02:56.462]You gotta look right through the haze [02:58.752]Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase [03:01.222]My whole family thinks I'm queer [03:03.492]That is all I ever hear [03:06.372]But I've been as straight as a ramp [03:08.722]If you don't count Bible camp
我的全家都...（现场版）-Bo Burnham 每次我去吃晚餐 看起来都变得更消瘦一点 坐在早餐桌前时 我能说话 他们却沉默不言 当我注视他们的眼睛 发现他们心里只有一个疑问 多希望能回到从前 但现在一切变得困难 我的全家都以为我是gay 似乎一直如此从未改变 也许是因为我的走路姿态 让他们觉得我喜欢男孩 以为我喜欢男孩 这该死的问题阴魂不散 每天都会被人问上一番 但他们提问时毫不遮掩 比如"今天过得怎样""你喜欢亲男生吗" 真可笑 最糟的情况终于出现 现在他们的态度已经很明显 我的全家都震惊不已 我被锁在柜子里无处可去 往日荣光已消散 从橄榄球星变成钢琴王子 我的全家都开始怀疑 看海绵宝宝会有副作用 我不gay 我说得很清楚 如果我是gay就让雷劈死我 就因为我害怕下雪天 或是喜欢彩虹的颜色 不是我想大声吼叫 而是失去信任让我心焦 连我男友都觉得我是gay 妈的 你们肯定都觉得我是gay 这歌简直越描越黑 啦 啦 啦 啦 啦 因为我的全家都以为我是gay 他们懂什么啊 你要看透这层迷雾 玩具烤箱只是成长过渡 我的全家都觉得我古怪 这话我听得耳朵起茧 但我直得像条坡道 圣经夏令营那次不算
[00:00.00]我的全家都...（现场版）-Bo Burnham [00:43.170]每次我去吃晚餐 [00:45.370]看起来都变得更消瘦一点 [00:47.639]坐在早餐桌前时 [00:49.829]我能说话 他们却沉默不言 [00:52.309]当我注视他们的眼睛 [00:54.579]发现他们心里只有一个疑问 [00:58.388]多希望能回到从前 [01:01.328]但现在一切变得困难 [01:05.298]我的全家都以为我是gay [01:07.388]似乎一直如此从未改变 [01:09.698]也许是因为我的走路姿态 [01:12.478]让他们觉得我喜欢男孩 [01:18.417]以为我喜欢男孩 [01:23.716]这该死的问题阴魂不散 [01:26.126]每天都会被人问上一番 [01:28.436]但他们提问时毫不遮掩 [01:30.656]比如"今天过得怎样""你喜欢亲男生吗" [01:33.375]真可笑 [01:34.635]最糟的情况终于出现 [01:36.585]现在他们的态度已经很明显 [01:41.105]我的全家都震惊不已 [01:43.45]我被锁在柜子里无处可去 [01:45.365]往日荣光已消散 [01:50.355]我的全家都开始怀疑 [01:52.515]看海绵宝宝会有副作用 [01:55.575]我不gay 我说得很清楚 [01:57.735]如果我是gay就让雷劈死我 [02:12.405]就因为我害怕下雪天 [02:14.255]或是喜欢彩虹的颜色 [02:25.494]不是我想大声吼叫 [02:28.174]而是失去信任让我心焦 [02:30.964]连我男友都觉得我是gay 妈的 [02:41.493]你们肯定都觉得我是gay [02:43.832]这歌简直越描越黑 [02:48.712]啦 啦 啦 啦 啦 [02:51.162]因为我的全家都以为我是gay [02:54.162]他们懂什么啊 [02:56.462]你要看透这层迷雾 [02:58.752]玩具烤箱只是成长过渡 [03:01.222]我的全家都觉得我古怪 [03:03.492]这话我听得耳朵起茧 [03:06.372]但我直得像条坡道 [03:08.722]圣经夏令营那次不算
My Whole Family...（）-Bo Burnham Everytime I go to dinner It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the breakfast table I can talk they're not able When I look at them I find There's a single question on their mind I wish it could go back to the way it was It's not easy now because My whole family thinks I'm gay I guess it's always been that way Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk Mabay them think I like boys That I like boys The goddamn question just won't go away And I get asked it every single day But the way they ask is not a disguise Like How was your day Do you like to kiss guys That's funny This is the worst baby this was my fear My whole family now is shocked I'm in the closet and the door is locked Now my glory days are gone I was John Elway now I'm Elton John I'm not gay and that's what I said If I'm gay hey God strike me dead Just 'cause I'm afraid of the snow Or my favorite color is the rainbow I don't mean to yell but I fear I must Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay motherf**ker You all probably think I'm gay Man this song is counterproductive La la la la la Because my whole family thinks I'm gay What do they know anyway You gotta look right through the haze Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase My whole family thinks I'm queer That is all I ever hear But I've been as straight as a ramp If you don't count Bible camp
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