Your Uncle Walter's going on and on
'Bout everything he's seen and done
The voice of 50 years experience
He's drunk, watching the television
You know he's been around the world
Last night he flew to Baghdad
In his magical armchair
With cigarettes and a six pack, yeah, he just got back
Hey, hey, hey, hey (Your Uncle Walter's going on and on)
Oh you're back so late (Where did you go that you were gone so long)
And how could you leave me here so long
With Uncle Walter
Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots
He drove his chair in the cavalcade
He's flown from South Africa
To countries where
They beat themselves on the backs with chains
There was a fleet of battleships
And 1 reclining chair
Headed north on the Arabian sea
Now he's back to tell us what
He and his oldest boy Blair
They're getting rich with their mail order scheme
Oh, oh,
(Your Uncle Walter's going on and on)
We're glad you're home
(Where did you go that you were gone so long)
But how could you leave me here so long
With Uncle Walter
Your Uncle Walter told me
Everything he'd do if he was president
Oh what a perfect world
This world would be
If he was President now
But he's not!
And he sees the children
Smoking pot
He knows that in a moment
They'll be shooting up mother****ers
A 50 minute lecture
Tobacco juice rolling down his chin
Hey, hey, hey, hey
(Your Uncle Walter's going on and on)
You're back so late
(Where did you go that you were gone so long)
How could you leave me here so long
With Uncle Walter
[00:14.40]Your Uncle Walter's going on and on
[00:16.62]'Bout everything he's seen and done
[00:20.85]The voice of 50 years experience
[00:24.15]He's drunk, watching the television
[00:26.34]You know he's been around the world
[00:29.19]Last night he flew to Baghdad
[00:30.81]In his magical armchair
[00:33.00]With cigarettes and a six pack, yeah, he just got back
[00:39.96]Hey, hey, hey, hey (Your Uncle Walter's going on and on)
[00:43.77]Oh you're back so late (Where did you go that you were gone so long)
[00:47.43]And how could you leave me here so long
[01:00.18]With Uncle Walter
[01:00.78]Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots
[01:02.76]He drove his chair in the cavalcade
[01:06.45]He's flown from South Africa
[01:08.16]To countries where
[01:09.36]They beat themselves on the backs with chains
[01:12.09]There was a fleet of battleships
[01:15.27]And 1 reclining chair
[01:16.29]Headed north on the Arabian sea
[01:18.93]Now he's back to tell us what
[01:21.33]He and his oldest boy Blair
[01:23.76]They're getting rich with their mail order scheme
[01:26.37]Oh, oh,
[01:27.36](Your Uncle Walter's going on and on)
[01:28.86]We're glad you're home
[01:30.57](Where did you go that you were gone so long)
[01:33.09]But how could you leave me here so long
[01:35.76]With Uncle Walter
[01:38.91]Your Uncle Walter told me
[01:40.92]Everything he'd do if he was president
[01:43.44]Oh what a perfect world
[01:47.16]This world would be
[01:49.95]If he was President now
[01:53.49]But he's not!
[02:06.69]And he sees the children
[02:07.98]Smoking pot
[02:09.87]He knows that in a moment
[02:11.34]They'll be shooting up mother****ers
[02:17.22]A 50 minute lecture
[02:18.33]Tobacco juice rolling down his chin
[02:20.52]Hey, hey, hey, hey
[02:22.23](Your Uncle Walter's going on and on)
[02:23.64]You're back so late
[02:25.47](Where did you go that you were gone so long)
[02:27.69]How could you leave me here so long
[02:31.50]With Uncle Walter