作曲 : Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon
作词 : Clark, Judd
Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by
Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon)
Tokeco Tunes/
Wacissa River
Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI)
Cledus T.
Judd/Chris
Clark, Cledus
Crap Anthems (SESAC)/
Of Music,
Inc. (SESAC)
Yeah I was always the lazy one,
A Southern
Californian,
But I've got some kinfolk on the
Mason-Dixon line.
So this summer just for fun
Hopped in my
DeLorean And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.
I thought that
I would be huntin' and fishin'.
I misunderstood him somehow.
So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
I didn't mind feedin the sows.
But HOW DO
YOU MILK A
COW? How do you milk a cow?
I wasn't in
FFA. This cow must think i'm crazy
Up under it this way.
I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
Oh E I E I
O… How do you milk a cow?
Yeah I love it here in
Tennesse,
But these farmers all make fun of me.
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
Learned to spotlight deer at night,
And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
One thing's for sure,
I hate shovelin' manure,
It gets all over my overalls.
Them horses need shoein'
I hear Bessie mooin'.
So I thought maybe
I'd ask you all.
HOW DO YOU
MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it's safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in
LA This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
Oh E I E I
O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. (Spoken)
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care.
I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
I'm headin' back to
Cali And I'm turnin' in my plow.
Oh E I E I
O. How do you milk a cow?
🎵
LRC歌词版本
作曲 : Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon
作词 : Clark, Judd
Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by
Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon)
Tokeco Tunes/
Wacissa River
Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI)
Cledus T.
Judd/Chris
Clark, Cledus
Crap Anthems (SESAC)/
Of Music,
Inc. (SESAC)
Yeah I was always the lazy one,
A Southern
Californian,
But I've got some kinfolk on the
Mason-Dixon line.
So this summer just for fun
Hopped in my
DeLorean And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.
I thought that
I would be huntin' and fishin'.
I misunderstood him somehow.
So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
I didn't mind feedin the sows.
But HOW DO
YOU MILK A
COW? How do you milk a cow?
I wasn't in
FFA. This cow must think i'm crazy
Up under it this way.
I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
Oh E I E I
O… How do you milk a cow?
Yeah I love it here in
Tennesse,
But these farmers all make fun of me.
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
Learned to spotlight deer at night,
And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
One thing's for sure,
I hate shovelin' manure,
It gets all over my overalls.
Them horses need shoein'
I hear Bessie mooin'.
So I thought maybe
I'd ask you all.
HOW DO YOU
MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it's safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in
LA This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
Oh E I E I
O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. (Spoken)
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care.
I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
I'm headin' back to
Cali And I'm turnin' in my plow.
Oh E I E I
O. How do you milk a cow?
📝
纯歌词版本
作曲 : Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon
作词 : Clark, Judd
Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by
Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon)
Tokeco Tunes/
Wacissa River
Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI)
Cledus T.
Judd/Chris
Clark, Cledus
Crap Anthems (SESAC)/
Of Music,
Inc. (SESAC)
Yeah I was always the lazy one,
A Southern
Californian,
But I've got some kinfolk on the
Mason-Dixon line.
So this summer just for fun
Hopped in my
DeLorean And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.
I thought that
I would be huntin' and fishin'.
I misunderstood him somehow.
So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
I didn't mind feedin the sows.
But HOW DO
YOU MILK A
COW? How do you milk a cow?
I wasn't in
FFA. This cow must think i'm crazy
Up under it this way.
I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
Oh E I E I
O… How do you milk a cow?
Yeah I love it here in
Tennesse,
But these farmers all make fun of me.
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
Learned to spotlight deer at night,
And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
One thing's for sure,
I hate shovelin' manure,
It gets all over my overalls.
Them horses need shoein'
I hear Bessie mooin'.
So I thought maybe
I'd ask you all.
HOW DO YOU
MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it's safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in
LA This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
Oh E I E I
O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. (Spoken)
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care.
I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
I'm headin' back to
Cali And I'm turnin' in my plow.
Oh E I E I
O. How do you milk a cow?
🎵
LRC歌词版本
作曲 : Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon
作词 : Clark, Judd
Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by
Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon)
Tokeco Tunes/
Wacissa River
Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI)
Cledus T.
Judd/Chris
Clark, Cledus
Crap Anthems (SESAC)/
Of Music,
Inc. (SESAC)
Yeah I was always the lazy one,
A Southern
Californian,
But I've got some kinfolk on the
Mason-Dixon line.
So this summer just for fun
Hopped in my
DeLorean And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.
I thought that
I would be huntin' and fishin'.
I misunderstood him somehow.
So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
I didn't mind feedin the sows.
But HOW DO
YOU MILK A
COW? How do you milk a cow?
I wasn't in
FFA. This cow must think i'm crazy
Up under it this way.
I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
Oh E I E I
O… How do you milk a cow?
Yeah I love it here in
Tennesse,
But these farmers all make fun of me.
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
Learned to spotlight deer at night,
And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
One thing's for sure,
I hate shovelin' manure,
It gets all over my overalls.
Them horses need shoein'
I hear Bessie mooin'.
So I thought maybe
I'd ask you all.
HOW DO YOU
MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it's safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in
LA This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
Oh E I E I
O, Tell me how do you milk a cow. (Spoken)
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care.
I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
I'm headin' back to
Cali And I'm turnin' in my plow.
Oh E I E I
O. How do you milk a cow?