There one was a lad who looked like me
He was an innocent soul
But he loved TV
His friend got him into anime
And now he's a goddamn weeb
ARA ARA
Oh no he's addicted to porn
He watches hentai way into the morn
One day he was having some fun
Till his mom burst in oh no
His step-sis whispered oni-chan
It felt so wrong but he was a fan
She got stuck in the laundry door
Ohh watch the little lad go
Oh no he's addicted to porn
He watches hentai way into the morn
One day he was having some fun
Till his mom burst in oh no
When his step-mom walked in she was mad,
She said I'm about to tell y'all's dad
Unless y'all wanna run it back and make it a party of three
Oh no he's addicted to porn
He watches hentai way into the morn
One day he was having some fun
Till his mom burst in oh no
[00:00.33]There one was a lad who looked like me
[00:02.45]He was an innocent soul
[00:03.82]But he loved TV
[00:04.93]His friend got him into anime
[00:07.50]And now he's a goddamn weeb
[00:09.72]ARA ARA
[00:10.79]Oh no he's addicted to porn
[00:12.70]He watches hentai way into the morn
[00:15.12]One day he was having some fun
[00:17.74]Till his mom burst in oh no
[00:20.15]
[00:20.65]His step-sis whispered oni-chan
[00:22.87]It felt so wrong but he was a fan
[00:25.65]She got stuck in the laundry door
[00:27.78]Ohh watch the little lad go
[00:30.76]Oh no he's addicted to porn
[00:33.17]He watches hentai way into the morn
[00:35.63]One day he was having some fun
[00:38.05]Till his mom burst in oh no
[00:40.16]
[00:41.01]When his step-mom walked in she was mad,
[00:43.28]She said I'm about to tell y'all's dad
[00:46.00]Unless y'all wanna run it back and make it a party of three
[00:51.33]Oh no he's addicted to porn
[00:52.97]He watches hentai way into the morn
[00:56.22]One day he was having some fun
[00:58.33]Till his mom burst in oh no