Pain In Da Ass Stewardess

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Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes,
ascending into Kennedy Airport.
The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening.
The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling.
Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight.
We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones.
So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your...ass （laughs）.
Stewardess:
Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing.
Redman:
Aight, Imma do it right now I get just something gotta out of this bag.
Stewardess:
Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away.
Redman:
Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag.
Stewardess:
Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk
Redman:
Pain In Da Ass Stewardess, Redman, Drama Squad, Doc's Da Name 2000, Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my ****ing nerves, get the **** outta here aight
Stewardess:
Sir is there a problem?
Redman:
*sighs* Yeah there's a problem.
Stewardess:
Do I have to alert the captain?
Redman:
Pain In Da Ass Stewardess, Redman, Drama Squad, Doc's Da Name 2000, Yeah...alert your Captain this （gun cocks）Get the **** over here
Pain In Da Ass Stewardess, Redman, Drama Squad, Doc's Da Name 2000, （stewardess screams） come here （stewardess still screaming）Take me to the ****ing captain
（door opens, stewardess still screaming）
Who's in charge here?
Captain:
I am
（Gun Fires）
Redman:
I said who's in charge here?
Co-Pilot:
Uh, you are.
Redman:
Alright then, now turn this shit around!
Redman talking on intercom:
Is this shit on?...Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking.
This is a muther-****ing stickup. We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30,000 feet.
I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, shit shoes, sneakers, socks,
I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your ****ing frequent flyer miles.
I'm telling you the first shit to move is gonna catch this shit.
Now send the bag around....Thank you.
（people start screaming）
Redman:
shit didn't don't I movesay
（gun fires 4 time）
（Plane starts falling）
（people still screaming）

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[00:03.75]Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes,
[00:06.63]ascending into Kennedy Airport.
[00:07.75]The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening.
[00:11.31]The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling.
[00:14.75]Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight.
[00:18.06]We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones.
[00:20.19]So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your...ass （laughs）.
[00:25.50]Stewardess:
[00:26.19]Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing.
[00:29.06]Redman:
[00:29.37]Aight, Imma do it right now I get just something gotta out of this bag.
[00:31.86]Stewardess:
[00:33.23]Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away.
[00:36.73]Redman:
[00:37.11]Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag.
[00:42.23]Stewardess:
[00:42.48]Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk
[00:48.05]Redman:
[00:48.30]Pain In Da Ass Stewardess, Redman, Drama Squad, Doc's Da Name 2000, Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my ****ing nerves, get the **** outta here aight
[00:56.54]Stewardess:
[00:56.73]Sir is there a problem?
[00:57.98]Redman:
[00:58.30]*sighs* Yeah there's a problem.
[00:59.92]Stewardess:
[01:00.10]Do I have to alert the captain?
[01:01.73]Redman:
[01:01.98]Pain In Da Ass Stewardess, Redman, Drama Squad, Doc's Da Name 2000, Yeah...alert your Captain this （gun cocks）Get the **** over here
[01:04.73]Pain In Da Ass Stewardess, Redman, Drama Squad, Doc's Da Name 2000, （stewardess screams） come here （stewardess still screaming）Take me to the ****ing captain
[01:09.48]（door opens, stewardess still screaming）
[01:10.55]Who's in charge here?
[01:11.98]Captain:
[01:12.23]I am
[01:13.05]（Gun Fires）
[01:13.54]Redman:
[01:13.98]I said who's in charge here?
[01:15.67]Co-Pilot:
[01:15.92]Uh, you are.
[01:16.79]Redman:
[01:17.11]Alright then, now turn this shit around!
[01:18.79]Redman talking on intercom:
[01:20.11]Is this shit on?...Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking.
[01:23.55]This is a muther-****ing stickup. We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30,000 feet.
[01:30.30]I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, shit shoes, sneakers, socks,
[01:37.55]I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your ****ing frequent flyer miles.
[01:42.86]I'm telling you the first shit to move is gonna catch this shit.
[01:48.60]Now send the bag around....Thank you.
[01:52.35]（people start screaming）
[01:54.22]Redman:
[01:54.54]shit didn't don't I movesay
[01:56.08]（gun fires 4 time）
[01:58.03]（Plane starts falling）
[01:58.84]（people still screaming）

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女士们先生们 我们将在约20分钟后降落
即将抵达肯尼迪机场
现在是凌晨5点20分 今晚我们稍早了些
纽约气温55华氏度 正下着小雨
感谢您选乘本次航班 祝您旅途愉快
我们将回收毛毯和耳机
请系好安全带 并将随身行李放在座位...屁股下面（笑）
空乘：
先生请系好安全带 我们准备降落了
雷德曼：
好的马上 我得从包里拿个东西
空乘：
先生请调直座椅靠背 收起小桌板
雷德曼：
等等 说了马上就好 让我从包里拿个东西
空乘：
先生请关掉随身听 整个航程都在提醒您 使用电子设备违反联邦法规
雷德曼：
《烦人空姐》 雷德曼 Drama Squad 《Doc's Da Name 2000》 等等 少他妈啰嗦 说了马上弄 你他妈快把我逼疯了 滚远点
空乘：
先生有什么问题吗？
雷德曼：
*叹气* 是有点问题
空乘：
需要通知机长吗？
雷德曼：
《烦人空姐》 雷德曼 Drama Squad 《Doc's Da Name 2000》 对...叫你们机长来（子弹上膛）给老子过来
《烦人空姐》 雷德曼 Drama Squad 《Doc's Da Name 2000》（空乘尖叫）过来（持续尖叫）带老子去见机长
（舱门打开 持续尖叫）
现在谁负责？
机长：
是我
（枪声）
雷德曼：
我问现在谁负责？
副驾驶：
呃...是您
雷德曼：
很好 现在调头！
雷德曼通过广播：
开着没？...女士们先生们 我是你们的新机长
这他妈是劫机 我们正在三万英尺高空巡航
交出钱包 现金 珠宝 戒指 婴儿戒指 破鞋 球鞋 袜子
信用卡 救济卡 连他妈常旅客里程我都要
谁他妈敢动一下试试
现在把包传过来...谢谢
（乘客开始尖叫）
雷德曼：
操 我他妈没动啊
（四声枪响）
（飞机开始坠落）
（持续尖叫）

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[00:03.75]女士们先生们 我们将在约20分钟后降落
[00:06.63]即将抵达肯尼迪机场
[00:07.75]现在是凌晨5点20分 今晚我们稍早了些
[00:11.31]纽约气温55华氏度 正下着小雨
[00:14.75]感谢您选乘本次航班 祝您旅途愉快
[00:18.06]我们将回收毛毯和耳机
[00:20.19]请系好安全带 并将随身行李放在座位...屁股下面（笑）
[00:25.50]空乘：
[00:26.19]先生请系好安全带 我们准备降落了
[00:29.06]雷德曼：
[00:29.37]好的马上 我得从包里拿个东西
[00:31.86]空乘：
[00:33.23]先生请调直座椅靠背 收起小桌板
[00:36.73]雷德曼：
[00:37.11]等等 说了马上就好 让我从包里拿个东西
[00:42.23]空乘：
[00:42.48]先生请关掉随身听 整个航程都在提醒您 使用电子设备违反联邦法规
[00:48.05]雷德曼：
[00:48.30]《烦人空姐》 雷德曼 Drama Squad 《Doc's Da Name 2000》 等等 少他妈啰嗦 说了马上弄 你他妈快把我逼疯了 滚远点
[00:56.54]空乘：
[00:56.73]先生有什么问题吗？
[00:57.98]雷德曼：
[00:58.30]*叹气* 是有点问题
[00:59.92]空乘：
[01:00.10]需要通知机长吗？
[01:01.73]雷德曼：
[01:01.98]《烦人空姐》 雷德曼 Drama Squad 《Doc's Da Name 2000》 对...叫你们机长来（子弹上膛）给老子过来
[01:04.73]《烦人空姐》 雷德曼 Drama Squad 《Doc's Da Name 2000》（空乘尖叫）过来（持续尖叫）带老子去见机长
[01:09.48]（舱门打开 持续尖叫）
[01:10.55]现在谁负责？
[01:11.98]机长：
[01:12.23]是我
[01:13.05]（枪声）
[01:13.54]雷德曼：
[01:13.98]我问现在谁负责？
[01:15.67]副驾驶：
[01:15.92]呃...是您
[01:16.79]雷德曼：
[01:17.11]很好 现在调头！
[01:18.79]雷德曼通过广播：
[01:20.11]开着没？...女士们先生们 我是你们的新机长
[01:23.55]这他妈是劫机 我们正在三万英尺高空巡航
[01:30.30]交出钱包 现金 珠宝 戒指 婴儿戒指 破鞋 球鞋 袜子
[01:37.55]信用卡 救济卡 连他妈常旅客里程我都要
[01:42.86]谁他妈敢动一下试试
[01:48.60]现在把包传过来...谢谢
[01:52.35]（乘客开始尖叫）
[01:54.22]雷德曼：
[01:54.54]操 我他妈没动啊
[01:56.08]（四声枪响）
[01:58.03]（飞机开始坠落）
[01:58.84]（持续尖叫）

Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes,
ascending into Kennedy Airport.
The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening.
The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling.
Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight.
We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones.
So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your...ass （laughs）.
Stewardess:
Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing.
Redman:
Aight, Imma do it right now I get just something gotta out of this bag.
Stewardess:
Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away.
Redman:
Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag.
Stewardess:
Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk
Redman:
Pain In Da Ass Stewardess, Redman, Drama Squad, Doc's Da Name 2000, Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my ****ing nerves, get the **** outta here aight
Stewardess:
Sir is there a problem?
Redman:
*sighs* Yeah there's a problem.
Stewardess:
Do I have to alert the captain?
Redman:
Pain In Da Ass Stewardess, Redman, Drama Squad, Doc's Da Name 2000, Yeah...alert your Captain this （gun cocks）Get the **** over here
Pain In Da Ass Stewardess, Redman, Drama Squad, Doc's Da Name 2000, （stewardess screams） come here （stewardess still screaming）Take me to the ****ing captain
（door opens, stewardess still screaming）
Who's in charge here?
Captain:
I am
（Gun Fires）
Redman:
I said who's in charge here?
Co-Pilot:
Uh, you are.
Redman:
Alright then, now turn this shit around!
Redman talking on intercom:
Is this shit on?...Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking.
This is a muther-****ing stickup. We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30,000 feet.
I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, shit shoes, sneakers, socks,
I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your ****ing frequent flyer miles.
I'm telling you the first shit to move is gonna catch this shit.
Now send the bag around....Thank you.
（people start screaming）
Redman:
shit didn't don't I movesay
（gun fires 4 time）
（Plane starts falling）
（people still screaming）

[00:03.75]Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes,
[00:06.63]ascending into Kennedy Airport.
[00:07.75]The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening.
[00:11.31]The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling.
[00:14.75]Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight.
[00:18.06]We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones.
[00:20.19]So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your...ass （laughs）.
[00:25.50]Stewardess:
[00:26.19]Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing.
[00:29.06]Redman:
[00:29.37]Aight, Imma do it right now I get just something gotta out of this bag.
[00:31.86]Stewardess:
[00:33.23]Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away.
[00:36.73]Redman:
[00:37.11]Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag.
[00:42.23]Stewardess:
[00:42.48]Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walk
[00:48.05]Redman:
[00:48.30]Pain In Da Ass Stewardess, Redman, Drama Squad, Doc's Da Name 2000, Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my ****ing nerves, get the **** outta here aight
[00:56.54]Stewardess:
[00:56.73]Sir is there a problem?
[00:57.98]Redman:
[00:58.30]*sighs* Yeah there's a problem.
[00:59.92]Stewardess:
[01:00.10]Do I have to alert the captain?
[01:01.73]Redman:
[01:01.98]Pain In Da Ass Stewardess, Redman, Drama Squad, Doc's Da Name 2000, Yeah...alert your Captain this （gun cocks）Get the **** over here
[01:04.73]Pain In Da Ass Stewardess, Redman, Drama Squad, Doc's Da Name 2000, （stewardess screams） come here （stewardess still screaming）Take me to the ****ing captain
[01:09.48]（door opens, stewardess still screaming）
[01:10.55]Who's in charge here?
[01:11.98]Captain:
[01:12.23]I am
[01:13.05]（Gun Fires）
[01:13.54]Redman:
[01:13.98]I said who's in charge here?
[01:15.67]Co-Pilot:
[01:15.92]Uh, you are.
[01:16.79]Redman:
[01:17.11]Alright then, now turn this shit around!
[01:18.79]Redman talking on intercom:
[01:20.11]Is this shit on?...Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking.
[01:23.55]This is a muther-****ing stickup. We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30,000 feet.
[01:30.30]I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, shit shoes, sneakers, socks,
[01:37.55]I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your ****ing frequent flyer miles.
[01:42.86]I'm telling you the first shit to move is gonna catch this shit.
[01:48.60]Now send the bag around....Thank you.
[01:52.35]（people start screaming）
[01:54.22]Redman:
[01:54.54]shit didn't don't I movesay
[01:56.08]（gun fires 4 time）
[01:58.03]（Plane starts falling）
[01:58.84]（people still screaming）

女士们先生们 我们将在约20分钟后降落
即将抵达肯尼迪机场
现在是凌晨5点20分 今晚我们稍早了些
纽约气温55华氏度 正下着小雨
感谢您选乘本次航班 祝您旅途愉快
我们将回收毛毯和耳机
请系好安全带 并将随身行李放在座位...屁股下面（笑）
空乘：
先生请系好安全带 我们准备降落了
雷德曼：
好的马上 我得从包里拿个东西
空乘：
先生请调直座椅靠背 收起小桌板
雷德曼：
等等 说了马上就好 让我从包里拿个东西
空乘：
先生请关掉随身听 整个航程都在提醒您 使用电子设备违反联邦法规
雷德曼：
《烦人空姐》 雷德曼 Drama Squad 《Doc's Da Name 2000》 等等 少他妈啰嗦 说了马上弄 你他妈快把我逼疯了 滚远点
空乘：
先生有什么问题吗？
雷德曼：
*叹气* 是有点问题
空乘：
需要通知机长吗？
雷德曼：
《烦人空姐》 雷德曼 Drama Squad 《Doc's Da Name 2000》 对...叫你们机长来（子弹上膛）给老子过来
《烦人空姐》 雷德曼 Drama Squad 《Doc's Da Name 2000》（空乘尖叫）过来（持续尖叫）带老子去见机长
（舱门打开 持续尖叫）
现在谁负责？
机长：
是我
（枪声）
雷德曼：
我问现在谁负责？
副驾驶：
呃...是您
雷德曼：
很好 现在调头！
雷德曼通过广播：
开着没？...女士们先生们 我是你们的新机长
这他妈是劫机 我们正在三万英尺高空巡航
交出钱包 现金 珠宝 戒指 婴儿戒指 破鞋 球鞋 袜子
信用卡 救济卡 连他妈常旅客里程我都要
谁他妈敢动一下试试
现在把包传过来...谢谢
（乘客开始尖叫）
雷德曼：
操 我他妈没动啊
（四声枪响）
（飞机开始坠落）
（持续尖叫）

[00:03.75]女士们先生们 我们将在约20分钟后降落
[00:06.63]即将抵达肯尼迪机场
[00:07.75]现在是凌晨5点20分 今晚我们稍早了些
[00:11.31]纽约气温55华氏度 正下着小雨
[00:14.75]感谢您选乘本次航班 祝您旅途愉快
[00:18.06]我们将回收毛毯和耳机
[00:20.19]请系好安全带 并将随身行李放在座位...屁股下面（笑）
[00:25.50]空乘：
[00:26.19]先生请系好安全带 我们准备降落了
[00:29.06]雷德曼：
[00:29.37]好的马上 我得从包里拿个东西
[00:31.86]空乘：
[00:33.23]先生请调直座椅靠背 收起小桌板
[00:36.73]雷德曼：
[00:37.11]等等 说了马上就好 让我从包里拿个东西
[00:42.23]空乘：
[00:42.48]先生请关掉随身听 整个航程都在提醒您 使用电子设备违反联邦法规
[00:48.05]雷德曼：
[00:48.30]《烦人空姐》 雷德曼 Drama Squad 《Doc's Da Name 2000》 等等 少他妈啰嗦 说了马上弄 你他妈快把我逼疯了 滚远点
[00:56.54]空乘：
[00:56.73]先生有什么问题吗？
[00:57.98]雷德曼：
[00:58.30]*叹气* 是有点问题
[00:59.92]空乘：
[01:00.10]需要通知机长吗？
[01:01.73]雷德曼：
[01:01.98]《烦人空姐》 雷德曼 Drama Squad 《Doc's Da Name 2000》 对...叫你们机长来（子弹上膛）给老子过来
[01:04.73]《烦人空姐》 雷德曼 Drama Squad 《Doc's Da Name 2000》（空乘尖叫）过来（持续尖叫）带老子去见机长
[01:09.48]（舱门打开 持续尖叫）
[01:10.55]现在谁负责？
[01:11.98]机长：
[01:12.23]是我
[01:13.05]（枪声）
[01:13.54]雷德曼：
[01:13.98]我问现在谁负责？
[01:15.67]副驾驶：
[01:15.92]呃...是您
[01:16.79]雷德曼：
[01:17.11]很好 现在调头！
[01:18.79]雷德曼通过广播：
[01:20.11]开着没？...女士们先生们 我是你们的新机长
[01:23.55]这他妈是劫机 我们正在三万英尺高空巡航
[01:30.30]交出钱包 现金 珠宝 戒指 婴儿戒指 破鞋 球鞋 袜子
[01:37.55]信用卡 救济卡 连他妈常旅客里程我都要
[01:42.86]谁他妈敢动一下试试
[01:48.60]现在把包传过来...谢谢
[01:52.35]（乘客开始尖叫）
[01:54.22]雷德曼：
[01:54.54]操 我他妈没动啊
[01:56.08]（四声枪响）
[01:58.03]（飞机开始坠落）
[01:58.84]（持续尖叫）