作词 : Louis C.K.
作曲 : Louis C.K.
You guys think there’s a God? How many — How many of you, by applause,
believe there is a God. How many people?
All right. About 30 out of 1,400. That’s nice. That’s nice. That shit’s over. It’s just ****ing over.
You go into a church, it’s like going to a roller skating rink on a Wednesday, it’s like…
“This used to be something! What happened?”
I don’t know. I don’t think there’s a God. And that’s not a conviction. I just don’t suppose.
I just — I just reckon there ain’t. I reckon there ain’t no lord.
And because I don’t believe there’s a God, I ****ing hope there’s not a God.
I ****in’ hope — Oh, please! If you don’t believe in God, you better ****ing hope —
you better get on your knees and pray.
Please, God, don’t be. ‘Cause that’s a bad thing to be wrong about. That’s a bad wrong.
You’re an atheist your whole life and you die and you’re like,
“Aw, ****! Aw, you’re shitting — with a beard and everything. ****!
Aww… Hey, I — I dunno… Yeah, yeah, I’m going. Yep.”
Being wrong the other way is not a big problem.
If you believe in God and you’re wrong, you don’t really have a problem.
It gives you a little comfort during your stupid life.
And then at the end, you’re just seriously disappointed for like a second —
it’s the last feeling you get to have.
You die, you’re like, “Nothing? Seriously? Nothing?”
“Yeah, just get in the Dumpster. Sorry.”
“Sorry, you’re just garbage now.”
If you don’t believe in God, that’s what you believe —
that when you die, you’re just garbage. You are your family’s newest garbage.
[00:00.000] 作词 : Louis C.K.
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Louis C.K.
[00:03.827]You guys think there’s a God? How many — How many of you, by applause,
[00:04.358]believe there is a God. How many people?
[00:06.218][Cheering and applause]
[00:10.135]All right. About 30 out of 1,400. That’s nice. That’s nice. That shit’s over. It’s just ****ing over.
[00:19.165]You go into a church, it’s like going to a roller skating rink on a Wednesday, it’s like…
[00:24.673]“This used to be something! What happened?”
[00:28.393]I don’t know. I don’t think there’s a God. And that’s not a conviction. I just don’t suppose.
[00:33.625]I just — I just reckon there ain’t. I reckon there ain’t no lord.
[00:37.610][Laughter]
[00:40.531]And because I don’t believe there’s a God, I ****ing hope there’s not a God.
[00:46.040]I ****in’ hope — Oh, please! If you don’t believe in God, you better ****ing hope —
[00:51.882]you better get on your knees and pray.
[00:54.539]Please, God, don’t be. ‘Cause that’s a bad thing to be wrong about. That’s a bad wrong.
[01:04.899]You’re an atheist your whole life and you die and you’re like,
[01:08.618]“Aw, ****! Aw, you’re shitting — with a beard and everything. ****!
[01:15.524]Aww… Hey, I — I dunno… Yeah, yeah, I’m going. Yep.”
[01:25.352]Being wrong the other way is not a big problem.
[01:30.930]If you believe in God and you’re wrong, you don’t really have a problem.
[01:34.383]It gives you a little comfort during your stupid life.
[01:37.305]And then at the end, you’re just seriously disappointed for like a second —
[01:44.742]it’s the last feeling you get to have.
[01:46.602]You die, you’re like, “Nothing? Seriously? Nothing?”
[01:51.914]“Yeah, just get in the Dumpster. Sorry.”
[01:54.304][Laughter]
[01:56.430]“Sorry, you’re just garbage now.”
[02:03.009]If you don’t believe in God, that’s what you believe —
[02:03.273]that when you die, you’re just garbage. You are your family’s newest garbage.