作词 : Louis C.K.
作曲 : Louis C.K.
C.K.! C.K.!
Louis! Louis!
Louis! Louis! Louis! Louis! Louis! Louis! Louis! Louis! Louis!
Thank you.
Thank you.Sit down, please. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thanks.
Nice to, uh… All right. Nice to see you all. Thanks for coming.
I’ve been thinking about you all day.
How are you? How — how was your last couple of years?
How… How was 2018 and ’19 for you guys?
Anybody else getting global amounts of trouble, anybody else…
****!
That was crazy… Man, I was in a lot of trou– Wait till they see those pictures of me in blackface.
That’s gonna to be… That’s going to make it a lot worse.
Because there is a lot of those, there’s thousands of pictures of me in blackface.
I can’t stop doing it, I just… I like it, I like how it feels.
****, man, that was… You know what? I learned a lot. I learned a lot —
I learned how to eat alone in a restaurant with people giving me the finger from across the room.
When you get in trouble, you learn who your real friends are.
It’s true — people like saying that like that’s a good thing.
Who the **** wants to know who their real friends are?
You don’t want to know that. Believe me, you don’t want to know.
It’s never who you want it to be.
It’s not your cool friends and it’s not your fun friends. It’s your real friends.
“I’m here for you.” I ****ing know that.
I have this friend, she’s the best person I know,
but I sometimes want to punch her in the face because she’s so nice —
because I’m not a good person.
Like, I’ll tell her something I’m having problems with, and she’ll say, “I’m going to pray on that for you.”
I have a feeling when she prays, God’s like,
“Ugh! ****! This one makes me want to get out of the business.”
[00:00.000] 作词 : Louis C.K.
[00:00.374] 作曲 : Louis C.K.
[00:00.748][Scattered chanting]
[00:06.593]C.K.! C.K.!
[00:08.186][Whooping]
[00:10.843]Louis! Louis!
[00:11.905][More join]
[00:15.032]Louis! Louis! Louis! Louis! Louis! Louis! Louis! Louis! Louis!
[00:20.875][Chanting stops]
[00:24.328][Indistinct shouts]
[00:25.391][Shrill whistle]
[00:30.171][Indistinct chatter]
[00:36.812][Scattered cheering and applause]
[00:40.798][Cheering and applause]
[00:57.000]Thank you.
[00:58.859][Cheering and applause]
[01:03.906]Thank you.Sit down, please. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thanks.
[01:09.750]Nice to, uh… All right. Nice to see you all. Thanks for coming.
[01:16.310]I’ve been thinking about you all day.
[01:19.233]How are you? How — how was your last couple of years?
[01:23.424][Laughter]
[01:23.956]How… How was 2018 and ’19 for you guys?
[01:29.800][Laughter]
[01:35.846]Anybody else getting global amounts of trouble, anybody else…
[01:40.361][Laughs, groans] ****!
[01:43.814][Cheering and applause]
[01:48.330]That was crazy… Man, I was in a lot of trou– Wait till they see those pictures of me in blackface.
[01:53.908]That’s gonna to be… That’s going to make it a lot worse.
[01:57.627]Because there is a lot of those, there’s thousands of pictures of me in blackface.
[02:04.002]I can’t stop doing it, I just… I like it, I like how it feels.
[02:10.111][Laughter]
[02:14.893]****, man, that was… You know what? I learned a lot. I learned a lot —
[02:21.001]I learned how to eat alone in a restaurant with people giving me the finger from across the room.
[02:27.111][Laughter]
[02:37.205]When you get in trouble, you learn who your real friends are.
[02:43.240]It’s true — people like saying that like that’s a good thing.
[02:44.570]Who the **** wants to know who their real friends are?
[02:47.490]You don’t want to know that. Believe me, you don’t want to know.
[02:51.740]It’s never who you want it to be.
[02:54.131]It’s not your cool friends and it’s not your fun friends. It’s your real friends.
[03:07.066]“I’m here for you.” I ****ing know that.
[03:09.989]I have this friend, she’s the best person I know,
[03:11.847]but I sometimes want to punch her in the face because she’s so nice —
[03:14.770]because I’m not a good person.
[03:16.363]Like, I’ll tell her something I’m having problems with, and she’ll say, “I’m going to pray on that for you.”
[03:22.207][Groans]
[03:26.722]I have a feeling when she prays, God’s like,
[03:28.316]“Ugh! ****! This one makes me want to get out of the business.”