And if one day I should become
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I'd sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from a coffee bar
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
My name would be Antonio
And all my bridges I would burn
And when I gave them some they'd know
I'd expect something in return
I'd have to get drunk every night
And talk about virility
With some old grandmother
That might be decked out like a christmas tree
And though pink elephants I'd see
Though I'd be drunk as I could be
Still I would sing my song to me
About the time they called me "Jacky"
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way
.
And if I joined the social whirl
Became procurer of young girls
Then i would have my own bordellos
My record would be number one
And I'd sell records by the ton
All sung by many other fellows
My name would then be handsome Jack
And I'd sell boats of opium
Whisky that came from Twickenham
Authentic queers
And phony virgins
If I had banks on every finger
A finger in every country
And every country ruled by me
I'd still know where I'd want to be
Locked up inside my opium den
Surrounded by some china men
I'd sing the song that I sang then
About the time they called me "Jacky"
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way
Now, tell me, wouldn't it be nice
That if one day in paradise
I'd sing for all the ladies up there
And they would sing along with me
And we be so happy there to be
Cos' down below is really nowhere
My name would then be Junipher
Then I would know where I was going
And then I would become all knowing
My beard so very long and flowing
If I became deaf, dumb and blind
Because I pitied all mankind
And broke my heart to make things right
I know that every single night
When my angelic work was through
The angels and the Devil too
Would sing my childhood song to me
About the time they called me "Jacky"
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:00.030]
[00:08.210]And if one day I should become
[00:10.030]A singer with a Spanish bum
[00:11.850]Who sings for women of great virtue
[00:14.730]
[00:15.480]I'd sing to them with a guitar
[00:17.230]I borrowed from a coffee bar
[00:18.920]Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
[00:22.670]My name would be Antonio
[00:24.040]And all my bridges I would burn
[00:26.420]And when I gave them some they'd know
[00:28.480]I'd expect something in return
[00:33.480]I'd have to get drunk every night
[00:35.350]And talk about virility
[00:37.040]With some old grandmother
[00:38.730]That might be decked out like a christmas tree
[00:43.170]
[00:44.230]And though pink elephants I'd see
[00:46.110]Though I'd be drunk as I could be
[00:47.800]Still I would sing my song to me
[00:49.730]About the time they called me "Jacky"
[00:52.230]If I could be for only an hour
[00:55.610]If I could be for an hour every day
[00:59.730]If I could be for just one little hour
[01:02.980]Cute in a stupid ass way
[01:08.230].
[01:09.630]And if I joined the social whirl
[01:11.320]Became procurer of young girls
[01:13.190]Then i would have my own bordellos
[01:15.940]
[01:16.570]My record would be number one
[01:18.320]And I'd sell records by the ton
[01:20.070]All sung by many other fellows
[01:23.200]
[01:23.760]My name would then be handsome Jack
[01:25.700]And I'd sell boats of opium
[01:27.140]Whisky that came from Twickenham
[01:29.140]Authentic queers
[01:30.450]And phony virgins
[01:33.450]
[01:34.640]If I had banks on every finger
[01:36.700]A finger in every country
[01:37.760]And every country ruled by me
[01:39.760]I'd still know where I'd want to be
[01:45.330]Locked up inside my opium den
[01:47.070]Surrounded by some china men
[01:48.630]I'd sing the song that I sang then
[01:50.630]About the time they called me "Jacky"
[01:53.320]If I could be for only an hour
[01:57.070]If I could be for an hour every day
[02:00.930]If I could be for just one little hour
[02:04.120]Cute in a stupid ass way
[02:09.620]
[02:10.620]Now, tell me, wouldn't it be nice
[02:12.300]That if one day in paradise
[02:14.120]I'd sing for all the ladies up there
[02:17.620]And they would sing along with me
[02:19.370]And we be so happy there to be
[02:21.240]Cos' down below is really nowhere
[02:24.930]My name would then be Junipher
[02:26.680]Then I would know where I was going
[02:28.430]And then I would become all knowing
[02:30.060]My beard so very long and flowing
[02:35.870]If I became deaf, dumb and blind
[02:37.870]Because I pitied all mankind
[02:39.490]And broke my heart to make things right
[02:41.620]I know that every single night
[02:45.430]
[02:46.560]When my angelic work was through
[02:48.490]The angels and the Devil too
[02:49.990]Would sing my childhood song to me
[02:52.000]About the time they called me "Jacky"
[02:54.560]If I could be for only an hour
[02:58.180]If I could be for an hour every day
[03:02.090]If I could be for just one little hour
[03:04.570]
[03:05.820]Cute in a stupid ass way
And if one day I should become
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I'd sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from a coffee bar
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
My name would be Antonio
And all my bridges I would burn
And when I gave them some they'd know
I'd expect something in return
I'd have to get drunk every night
And talk about virility
With some old grandmother
That might be decked out like a christmas tree
And though pink elephants I'd see
Though I'd be drunk as I could be
Still I would sing my song to me
About the time they called me "Jacky"
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way
.
And if I joined the social whirl
Became procurer of young girls
Then i would have my own bordellos
My record would be number one
And I'd sell records by the ton
All sung by many other fellows
My name would then be handsome Jack
And I'd sell boats of opium
Whisky that came from Twickenham
Authentic queers
And phony virgins
If I had banks on every finger
A finger in every country
And every country ruled by me
I'd still know where I'd want to be
Locked up inside my opium den
Surrounded by some china men
I'd sing the song that I sang then
About the time they called me "Jacky"
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way
Now, tell me, wouldn't it be nice
That if one day in paradise
I'd sing for all the ladies up there
And they would sing along with me
And we be so happy there to be
Cos' down below is really nowhere
My name would then be Junipher
Then I would know where I was going
And then I would become all knowing
My beard so very long and flowing
If I became deaf, dumb and blind
Because I pitied all mankind
And broke my heart to make things right
I know that every single night
When my angelic work was through
The angels and the Devil too
Would sing my childhood song to me
About the time they called me "Jacky"
If I could be for only an hour
If I could be for an hour every day
If I could be for just one little hour
Cute in a stupid ass way
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:00.030]
[00:08.210]And if one day I should become
[00:10.030]A singer with a Spanish bum
[00:11.850]Who sings for women of great virtue
[00:14.730]
[00:15.480]I'd sing to them with a guitar
[00:17.230]I borrowed from a coffee bar
[00:18.920]Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
[00:22.670]My name would be Antonio
[00:24.040]And all my bridges I would burn
[00:26.420]And when I gave them some they'd know
[00:28.480]I'd expect something in return
[00:33.480]I'd have to get drunk every night
[00:35.350]And talk about virility
[00:37.040]With some old grandmother
[00:38.730]That might be decked out like a christmas tree
[00:43.170]
[00:44.230]And though pink elephants I'd see
[00:46.110]Though I'd be drunk as I could be
[00:47.800]Still I would sing my song to me
[00:49.730]About the time they called me "Jacky"
[00:52.230]If I could be for only an hour
[00:55.610]If I could be for an hour every day
[00:59.730]If I could be for just one little hour
[01:02.980]Cute in a stupid ass way
[01:08.230].
[01:09.630]And if I joined the social whirl
[01:11.320]Became procurer of young girls
[01:13.190]Then i would have my own bordellos
[01:15.940]
[01:16.570]My record would be number one
[01:18.320]And I'd sell records by the ton
[01:20.070]All sung by many other fellows
[01:23.200]
[01:23.760]My name would then be handsome Jack
[01:25.700]And I'd sell boats of opium
[01:27.140]Whisky that came from Twickenham
[01:29.140]Authentic queers
[01:30.450]And phony virgins
[01:33.450]
[01:34.640]If I had banks on every finger
[01:36.700]A finger in every country
[01:37.760]And every country ruled by me
[01:39.760]I'd still know where I'd want to be
[01:45.330]Locked up inside my opium den
[01:47.070]Surrounded by some china men
[01:48.630]I'd sing the song that I sang then
[01:50.630]About the time they called me "Jacky"
[01:53.320]If I could be for only an hour
[01:57.070]If I could be for an hour every day
[02:00.930]If I could be for just one little hour
[02:04.120]Cute in a stupid ass way
[02:09.620]
[02:10.620]Now, tell me, wouldn't it be nice
[02:12.300]That if one day in paradise
[02:14.120]I'd sing for all the ladies up there
[02:17.620]And they would sing along with me
[02:19.370]And we be so happy there to be
[02:21.240]Cos' down below is really nowhere
[02:24.930]My name would then be Junipher
[02:26.680]Then I would know where I was going
[02:28.430]And then I would become all knowing
[02:30.060]My beard so very long and flowing
[02:35.870]If I became deaf, dumb and blind
[02:37.870]Because I pitied all mankind
[02:39.490]And broke my heart to make things right
[02:41.620]I know that every single night
[02:45.430]
[02:46.560]When my angelic work was through
[02:48.490]The angels and the Devil too
[02:49.990]Would sing my childhood song to me
[02:52.000]About the time they called me "Jacky"
[02:54.560]If I could be for only an hour
[02:58.180]If I could be for an hour every day
[03:02.090]If I could be for just one little hour
[03:04.570]
[03:05.820]Cute in a stupid ass way