A man walks into a bar
Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
And the bartender gives him a hair cut
I can't remember the end of that joke
You once told it to me when we smoked
On your father's expensive cigars
All I remember is the part of a man walking into a bar
How many lovers does it take
To put a light bulb into a socket?
And why did Mona Lisa smile?
I have the answer written down in my pocket
I just remember I laughed 'till I cried
Because you told it with your funny voice
Your southern dialect makes me rejoice
When love was just a silly gag
I know why Mona Lisa smile
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
I know why Mona Lisa smile
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
Summer night on a gravel road
You told me about your childhood friend Veronica
Who was claimed to have swallowed a toad
And I picked up my harmonica
I know why Mona Lisa smile
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
I know why Mona Lisa smile
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
A man walks into a bar
Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
But the laughter is gone in his heart
You never told me the end of the joke
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:19.17]A man walks into a bar
[00:22.95]Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
[00:31.77]And the bartender gives him a hair cut
[00:35.94]I can't remember the end of that joke
[00:40.14]You once told it to me when we smoked
[00:44.82]On your father's expensive cigars
[00:49.11]All I remember is the part of a man walking into a bar
[01:11.97]How many lovers does it take
[01:16.44]To put a light bulb into a socket?
[01:20.49]And why did Mona Lisa smile?
[01:24.60]I have the answer written down in my pocket
[01:28.83]I just remember I laughed 'till I cried
[01:33.09]Because you told it with your funny voice
[01:37.29]Your southern dialect makes me rejoice
[01:44.37]When love was just a silly gag
[02:03.63]I know why Mona Lisa smile
[02:07.41]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[02:11.76]And laughter is the only way into my heart
[02:21.06]I know why Mona Lisa smile
[02:24.81]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[02:29.13]And laughter is the only way into my heart
[02:39.33]Summer night on a gravel road
[02:43.92]You told me about your childhood friend Veronica
[02:47.85]Who was claimed to have swallowed a toad
[02:52.56]And I picked up my harmonica
[03:23.31]I know why Mona Lisa smile
[03:27.00]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[03:31.53]And laughter is the only way into my heart
[03:40.92]I know why Mona Lisa smile
[03:44.76]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[03:49.05]And laughter is the only way into my heart
[03:59.94]A man walks into a bar
[04:03.63]Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
[04:08.22]But the laughter is gone in his heart
[04:12.57]You never told me the end of the joke
A man walks into a bar
Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
And the bartender gives him a hair cut
I can't remember the end of that joke
You once told it to me when we smoked
On your father's expensive cigars
All I remember is the part of a man walking into a bar
How many lovers does it take
To put a light bulb into a socket?
And why did Mona Lisa smile?
I have the answer written down in my pocket
I just remember I laughed 'till I cried
Because you told it with your funny voice
Your southern dialect makes me rejoice
When love was just a silly gag
I know why Mona Lisa smile
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
I know why Mona Lisa smile
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
Summer night on a gravel road
You told me about your childhood friend Veronica
Who was claimed to have swallowed a toad
And I picked up my harmonica
I know why Mona Lisa smile
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
I know why Mona Lisa smile
Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
And laughter is the only way into my heart
A man walks into a bar
Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
But the laughter is gone in his heart
You never told me the end of the joke
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:19.17]A man walks into a bar
[00:22.95]Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
[00:31.77]And the bartender gives him a hair cut
[00:35.94]I can't remember the end of that joke
[00:40.14]You once told it to me when we smoked
[00:44.82]On your father's expensive cigars
[00:49.11]All I remember is the part of a man walking into a bar
[01:11.97]How many lovers does it take
[01:16.44]To put a light bulb into a socket?
[01:20.49]And why did Mona Lisa smile?
[01:24.60]I have the answer written down in my pocket
[01:28.83]I just remember I laughed 'till I cried
[01:33.09]Because you told it with your funny voice
[01:37.29]Your southern dialect makes me rejoice
[01:44.37]When love was just a silly gag
[02:03.63]I know why Mona Lisa smile
[02:07.41]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[02:11.76]And laughter is the only way into my heart
[02:21.06]I know why Mona Lisa smile
[02:24.81]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[02:29.13]And laughter is the only way into my heart
[02:39.33]Summer night on a gravel road
[02:43.92]You told me about your childhood friend Veronica
[02:47.85]Who was claimed to have swallowed a toad
[02:52.56]And I picked up my harmonica
[03:23.31]I know why Mona Lisa smile
[03:27.00]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[03:31.53]And laughter is the only way into my heart
[03:40.92]I know why Mona Lisa smile
[03:44.76]Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy
[03:49.05]And laughter is the only way into my heart
[03:59.94]A man walks into a bar
[04:03.63]Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
[04:08.22]But the laughter is gone in his heart
[04:12.57]You never told me the end of the joke
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