Cont

So, yeah, this is a new song I've written.
It's kind of, sort of jaunty swing number and it's called
'Cont'.
I don't like Jews
Neither should you
They're ethically and spiritually poor
That's a fact
I don't like black people
It's just not acceptable
There should be some kind of law
That is that
And I get the shits with Inuits
They get on my tits The little bastards
And women
Just make me so mad
 Does that make me bad?
Am I bad?
Is that bad?
And the f**kin' Italians
I just cannot stand them
They really inspire my rancor
Cheating f**king Italian wankers
And lesbians and the bi-curious
Make me furious
It's not their fault I know
But still...
Grr...
And f**kin' Christians
I just want to punch them in their faces
And I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube
And I can't stand publicly breast -feeding mothers
And I hate gays who talk happily
And the f**kin' Chinese make me angry
I hate the rich
I hate the poor
I hate b**ches
I hate whores
I hate Africans
I hate Japanese
I hate the disabled
I hate Burmese
Yeah I don't care about your color or your creed
I will judge you for no reason
"F**k, Sorry. That's the trouble with trying out new stuff. I had half the lyrics covered up.
I think we should probably do it again.
I think if we leave it there I might run the risk of being misconstrued.
It's not even called 'Cont', it called 'Context'."
I don't like Jews
Who make and distribute kiddy porn
Neither should you
Their ethically and spiritually poor
That's a fact
I don't like black people
Who risk billions of other peoples money gambling on future derivatives
It's just not acceptable
There should be some kind of law
That is that
And I get the shits with Inuits
Who find out what job I do
And regale me with a racist joke or two
They get on my tits the little bastards
And women
Who judge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis career and mothering
Just make me so mad
Does that make me bad?
Am I bad?
Is that bad?
And the f**kin' Italians
I just cannot stand them
When they take a dive in the penalty box Denying Australia its world cup spot
They really inspire my rancor Cheating f**king Italian wankers
And lesbians and the bi- curious
Make me furious
When their pride parade blocked the traffc flow
When my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital
It's not their fault I know
But still...
Gr...
And f**kin' Christians
Who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection
I just want to punch them in their faces
Although my anger is fleeting I understand their frustration
She's a little too hesitant
And I'm not comfortable Muslims on the tube
Who look over my shoulder when I'm readin'
And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers
Who smoke cigarettes while their feeding
And I hate gays who talk happily
During the final act of King Lear
And the f**kin' Chinese make me angry
When they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered rhinoceros
I hate the rich who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry
I hate the poor who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry
I hate b**ches who get rabies and try to bite babies
I hate whores who wont accept visa
I hate Africans racists
I hate Japanese homophobes
I hate those disabled rapists
I hate Burmese cats
Yeah I don't care about your color or your creed
I will judge you for no reason
But your deeds

[00:00.428]So, yeah, this is a new song I've written.
[00:02.939]It's kind of, sort of jaunty swing number and it's called
[00:05.972]'Cont'.
[00:23.768]I don't like Jews
[00:30.584]Neither should you
[00:35.839]They're ethically and spiritually poor
[00:37.856]That's a fact
[00:39.120]I don't like black people
[00:48.301]It's just not acceptable
[00:51.798]There should be some kind of law
[00:53.009]That is that
[00:54.332]And I get the shits with Inuits
[01:02.762]They get on my tits The little bastards
[01:09.015]And women
[01:17.866]Just make me so mad
[01:19.558] Does that make me bad?
[01:20.106]Am I bad?
[01:21.474]Is that bad?
[01:22.615]And the f**kin' Italians
[01:25.216]I just cannot stand them
[01:32.216]They really inspire my rancor
[01:35.083]Cheating f**king Italian wankers
[01:38.233]And lesbians and the bi-curious
[01:40.859]Make me furious
[01:47.328]It's not their fault I know
[01:49.434]But still...
[01:52.020]Grr...
[01:53.627]And f**kin' Christians
[01:59.664]I just want to punch them in their faces
[02:07.517]And I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube
[02:14.586]And I can't stand publicly breast -feeding mothers
[02:21.662]And I hate gays who talk happily
[02:29.202]And the f**kin' Chinese make me angry
[02:36.312]I hate the rich
[02:39.685]I hate the poor
[02:43.505]I hate b**ches
[02:46.606]I hate whores
[02:50.945]I hate Africans
[02:52.795]I hate Japanese
[02:54.650]I hate the disabled
[02:56.441]I hate Burmese
[02:58.270]Yeah I don't care about your color or your creed
[03:01.794]I will judge you for no reason
[03:27.736]"F**k, Sorry. That's the trouble with trying out new stuff. I had half the lyrics covered up.
[03:34.905]I think we should probably do it again.
[03:42.790]I think if we leave it there I might run the risk of being misconstrued.
[03:48.405]It's not even called 'Cont', it called 'Context'."
[04:06.074]I don't like Jews
[04:10.978]Who make and distribute kiddy porn
[04:13.896]Neither should you
[04:18.263]Their ethically and spiritually poor
[04:20.159]That's a fact
[04:21.277]I don't like black people
[04:25.671]Who risk billions of other peoples money gambling on future derivatives
[04:29.728]It's just not acceptable
[04:32.814]There should be some kind of law
[04:34.045]That is that
[04:35.905]And I get the shits with Inuits
[04:39.798]Who find out what job I do
[04:41.616]And regale me with a racist joke or two
[04:44.915]They get on my tits the little bastards
[04:50.685]And women
[04:52.424]Who judge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis career and mothering
[04:59.088]Just make me so mad
[05:01.096]Does that make me bad?
[05:02.015]Am I bad?
[05:02.979]Is that bad?
[05:04.670]And the f**kin' Italians
[05:06.344]I just cannot stand them
[05:09.007]When they take a dive in the penalty box Denying Australia its world cup spot
[05:13.874]They really inspire my rancor Cheating f**king Italian wankers
[05:20.613]And lesbians and the bi- curious
[05:22.218]Make me furious
[05:23.840]When their pride parade blocked the traffc flow
[05:26.116]When my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital
[05:28.974]It's not their fault I know
[05:30.824]But still...
[05:32.842]Gr...
[05:34.380]And f**kin' Christians
[05:37.389]Who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection
[05:41.071]I just want to punch them in their faces
[05:43.418]Although my anger is fleeting I understand their frustration
[05:46.604]She's a little too hesitant
[05:48.532]And I'm not comfortable Muslims on the tube
[05:52.205]Who look over my shoulder when I'm readin'
[05:55.191]And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers
[05:59.385]Who smoke cigarettes while their feeding
[06:02.528]And I hate gays who talk happily
[06:06.474]During the final act of King Lear
[06:09.839]And the f**kin' Chinese make me angry
[06:12.977]When they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered rhinoceros
[06:17.139]I hate the rich who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry
[06:20.321]I hate the poor who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry
[06:23.913]I hate b**ches who get rabies and try to bite babies
[06:27.780]I hate whores who wont accept visa
[06:31.683]I hate Africans racists
[06:33.330]I hate Japanese homophobes
[06:35.684]I hate those disabled rapists
[06:37.138]I hate Burmese cats
[06:39.013]Yeah I don't care about your color or your creed
[06:42.607]I will judge you for no reason
[06:46.444]But your deeds