If i was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
If i was your body, would you still wear clothes?
If i was a booger, would you blow your nose?
Would you keep it? would you eat it?
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around.
If i was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
If i was the dance floor would you shake your thing?
If i was a rubber check would you let me bounce
Up and down inside your bank account?
Would ya trust me, not to break you?
I'm just tryin really hard to make you,
Notice me being around.
If i was a haircut would you wear a hat?
If i was a maid, could i clean your flat?
If i was the carpet would ya wipe your feet,
In time to save me from mud off the street?
If you like me, if you love me,
Why don't you get down on your knees
And scrub me?
I'm a little grubby
From being around.
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:08.82]If i was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
[00:13.56]If i was your body, would you still wear clothes?
[00:18.39]If i was a booger, would you blow your nose?
[00:22.35]Would you keep it? would you eat it?
[00:24.69]I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around.
[00:34.08]If i was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
[00:38.91]If i was the dance floor would you shake your thing?
[00:43.59]If i was a rubber check would you let me bounce
[00:46.50]Up and down inside your bank account?
[00:51.03]Would ya trust me, not to break you?
[00:54.60]I'm just tryin really hard to make you,
[00:57.24]Notice me being around.
[01:11.22]If i was a haircut would you wear a hat?
[01:15.84]If i was a maid, could i clean your flat?
[01:20.67]If i was the carpet would ya wipe your feet,
[01:25.38]In time to save me from mud off the street?
[01:29.43]If you like me, if you love me,
[01:32.07]Why don't you get down on your knees
[01:33.24]And scrub me?
[01:35.28]I'm a little grubby
[01:37.53]From being around.
If i was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
If i was your body, would you still wear clothes?
If i was a booger, would you blow your nose?
Would you keep it? would you eat it?
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around.
If i was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
If i was the dance floor would you shake your thing?
If i was a rubber check would you let me bounce
Up and down inside your bank account?
Would ya trust me, not to break you?
I'm just tryin really hard to make you,
Notice me being around.
If i was a haircut would you wear a hat?
If i was a maid, could i clean your flat?
If i was the carpet would ya wipe your feet,
In time to save me from mud off the street?
If you like me, if you love me,
Why don't you get down on your knees
And scrub me?
I'm a little grubby
From being around.
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:08.82]If i was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
[00:13.56]If i was your body, would you still wear clothes?
[00:18.39]If i was a booger, would you blow your nose?
[00:22.35]Would you keep it? would you eat it?
[00:24.69]I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around.
[00:34.08]If i was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
[00:38.91]If i was the dance floor would you shake your thing?
[00:43.59]If i was a rubber check would you let me bounce
[00:46.50]Up and down inside your bank account?
[00:51.03]Would ya trust me, not to break you?
[00:54.60]I'm just tryin really hard to make you,
[00:57.24]Notice me being around.
[01:11.22]If i was a haircut would you wear a hat?
[01:15.84]If i was a maid, could i clean your flat?
[01:20.67]If i was the carpet would ya wipe your feet,
[01:25.38]In time to save me from mud off the street?
[01:29.43]If you like me, if you love me,
[01:32.07]Why don't you get down on your knees
[01:33.24]And scrub me?
[01:35.28]I'm a little grubby
[01:37.53]From being around.
It's the key of victory, see?
The living room is dark
The streets outside are taking me to task
I'm like a pinball rolling
While the machine falls apa...
She takes me on a rocking stroll
If you won't wave guess I won't know
'cause this here pram is all I've known
I won't be walking till I've grown
All I...
The gas man came, took out our electric stove.
I helped him carry her.
He told me he had been a prize fighter once.
Shuffled her through and out the d...
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know Wo, wo, wo
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those...
There was a time, I would've trusted you
There was a time, that I would give it all away
There was a time, i'd give it just to you
There was a time, i...
Lover don't turn your head
Just let me walk away
I thought i might have to say
You're asking the wrong guy
She wonders how
Thinks she knows now
She'll...
I know a place where I can go
When I'm alone
Into your arms, whoa, into your arms
I can go
I know a place that's safe and warm
From the crowd
Into y...
Don't wanna get stoned
Don't wanna get stoned
But I don't wanna not get stoned
I don't wanna not get stoned
Don't wanna get high
I don't wanna get hig...
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Flushed my
Zoloft, and we're comin' around agai...