Like A Boss

Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss.
Well the first thing I do is...
Talk to Corporate (Like a boss)
Approve memos (Like a boss)
Remember birthdays (Like a boss)
Direct work flow (Like a boss)
My own bathroom (Like a boss)
Micromanage (Like a boss)
Promote synergy (Like a boss)
Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)
Get rejected (Like a boss)
Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
Send some faxes (Like a boss)
Call a sex line (Like a boss)
Cry deeply (Like a boss)
Demand a refund (Like a boss)
Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
No promotion (Like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
Buy a gun (Like a boss)
In my mouth (Like a boss)
Oh, **** me, I can't ****ing do it, shit!
The Lonely Island - Like A Boss - Incredibad - Shit out (Like a boss)
Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
Jump out the window (Like a boss)
Suck a dude's d**k (Like a boss)
Score some coke (Like a boss)
Crash my car (Like a boss)
Suck my own d**k (Like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
**** his brains out (Like a boss)
Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
Now I'm dead (Like a boss)
...Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then?
No doubt.
Hell yeah!
And I think you said at one point there you suck your own d**k?
I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
I'm the boss.
Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!
Like a boss!

[00:00.51]Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
[00:03.08]No problem.
[00:04.01]So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
[00:06.20]Absolutely, I'm the boss.
[00:07.99]Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss.
[00:10.98]Well the first thing I do is...
[00:12.93]Talk to Corporate (Like a boss)
[00:14.26]Approve memos (Like a boss)
[00:17.27]Remember birthdays (Like a boss)
[00:18.87]Direct work flow (Like a boss)
[00:20.50]My own bathroom (Like a boss)
[00:22.00]Micromanage (Like a boss)
[00:23.60]Promote synergy (Like a boss)
[00:25.19]Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)
[00:26.86]Get rejected (Like a boss)
[00:28.47]Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
[00:30.05]Send some faxes (Like a boss)
[00:31.66]Call a sex line (Like a boss)
[00:33.18]Cry deeply (Like a boss)
[00:34.69]Demand a refund (Like a boss)
[00:36.59]Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
[00:38.25]Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
[00:39.69]No promotion (Like a boss)
[00:41.42]Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
[00:43.06]Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
[00:44.63]Buy a gun (Like a boss)
[00:46.04]In my mouth (Like a boss)
[00:47.70]Oh, **** me, I can't ****ing do it, shit!
[00:50.78]The Lonely Island - Like A Boss - Incredibad - Shit out (Like a boss)
[00:52.61]Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
[00:54.22]Jump out the window (Like a boss)
[00:55.60]Suck a dude's d**k (Like a boss)
[00:57.27]Score some coke (Like a boss)
[00:58.86]Crash my car (Like a boss)
[01:00.37]Suck my own d**k (Like a boss)
[01:02.16]Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
[01:05.16]Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)
[01:06.90]Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
[01:08.40]**** his brains out (Like a boss)
[01:09.99]Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
[01:11.44]Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
[01:13.23]Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
[01:14.80]Now I'm dead (Like a boss)
[01:16.45]...Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then?
[01:20.52]No doubt.
[01:23.63]Hell yeah!
[01:24.74]And I think you said at one point there you suck your own d**k?
[01:29.59]I'm pretty sure you did.
[01:31.09]Nah, that ain't me.
[01:35.50]I'm the boss.
[01:36.76]Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times.
[01:38.91]I'm the boss.
[01:40.43]Yeah, yeah, I got it.
[01:41.16]I'm the boss.
[01:42.08]No, I heard you, see you later!
[01:44.51]Like a boss!
[01:46.43]

山伯格先生 感谢参加你的绩效评估
没问题
所以你是这里的主管 这么说没错吧？
当然 我是老大
好的 带我们看看老大的日常
首先我要...
跟总部通话（老大范儿）
批阅备忘录（老大范儿）
主持研讨会（老大范儿）
记住生日（老大范儿）
指导工作流程（老大范儿）
专用洗手间（老大范儿）
微观管理（老大范儿）
促进协同（老大范儿）
撩黛博拉（老大范儿）
惨遭拒绝（老大范儿）
强忍悲伤（老大范儿）
发传真（老大范儿）
打色情热线（老大范儿）
痛哭流涕（老大范儿）
要求退款（老大范儿）
吃贝果（老大范儿）
性骚扰诉讼（老大范儿）
升职无望（老大范儿）
灌伏特加（老大范儿）
在黛博拉桌上拉屎（老大范儿）
买把枪（老大范儿）
塞进嘴里（老大范儿）
操 我他妈做不到 妈的！
The Lonely Island - Like A Boss - Incredibad - 喷射而出（老大范儿）
吐在黛博拉桌上（老大范儿）
跳窗（老大范儿）
给男人口交（老大范儿）
搞点可卡因（老大范儿）
撞毁爱车（老大范儿）
给自己口交（老大范儿）
吃鸡柳条（老大范儿）
The Lonely Island - Like A Boss - Incredibad - 切掉老二（老大范儿）
在下水道昏迷（老大范儿）
遇见巨型鱼（老大范儿）
干爆它的脑袋（老大范儿）
变身喷气机（老大范儿）
轰炸俄罗斯（老大范儿）
撞向太阳（老大范儿）
现在我已死（老大范儿）
...呃 这就是你的日常？
没错
The Lonely Island - Like A Boss - Incredibad - 你切掉老二然后死了？
那必须！
你刚才是不是说给自己口交？
没有
我确定你说了
不 那不是我
好吧 今天真是大开眼界
我是老大
是 我知道 你说了四百遍了
我是老大
是是 知道了
我是老大
听见了 再见！
老大范儿！

[00:00.51]山伯格先生 感谢参加你的绩效评估
[00:03.08]没问题
[00:04.01]所以你是这里的主管 这么说没错吧？
[00:06.20]当然 我是老大
[00:07.99]好的 带我们看看老大的日常
[00:10.98]首先我要...
[00:12.93]跟总部通话（老大范儿）
[00:14.26]批阅备忘录（老大范儿）
[00:15.71]主持研讨会（老大范儿）
[00:17.27]记住生日（老大范儿）
[00:18.87]指导工作流程（老大范儿）
[00:20.50]专用洗手间（老大范儿）
[00:22.00]微观管理（老大范儿）
[00:23.60]促进协同（老大范儿）
[00:25.19]撩黛博拉（老大范儿）
[00:26.86]惨遭拒绝（老大范儿）
[00:28.47]强忍悲伤（老大范儿）
[00:30.05]发传真（老大范儿）
[00:31.66]打色情热线（老大范儿）
[00:33.18]痛哭流涕（老大范儿）
[00:34.69]要求退款（老大范儿）
[00:36.59]吃贝果（老大范儿）
[00:38.25]性骚扰诉讼（老大范儿）
[00:39.69]升职无望（老大范儿）
[00:41.42]灌伏特加（老大范儿）
[00:43.06]在黛博拉桌上拉屎（老大范儿）
[00:44.63]买把枪（老大范儿）
[00:46.04]塞进嘴里（老大范儿）
[00:47.70]操 我他妈做不到 妈的！
[00:50.78]The Lonely Island - Like A Boss - Incredibad - 喷射而出（老大范儿）
[00:52.61]吐在黛博拉桌上（老大范儿）
[00:54.22]跳窗（老大范儿）
[00:55.60]给男人口交（老大范儿）
[00:57.27]搞点可卡因（老大范儿）
[00:58.86]撞毁爱车（老大范儿）
[01:00.37]给自己口交（老大范儿）
[01:02.16]吃鸡柳条（老大范儿）
[01:03.65]The Lonely Island - Like A Boss - Incredibad - 切掉老二（老大范儿）
[01:05.16]在下水道昏迷（老大范儿）
[01:06.90]遇见巨型鱼（老大范儿）
[01:08.40]干爆它的脑袋（老大范儿）
[01:09.99]变身喷气机（老大范儿）
[01:11.44]轰炸俄罗斯（老大范儿）
[01:13.23]撞向太阳（老大范儿）
[01:14.80]现在我已死（老大范儿）
[01:16.45]...呃 这就是你的日常？
[01:20.52]没错
[01:21.81]The Lonely Island - Like A Boss - Incredibad - 你切掉老二然后死了？
[01:23.63]那必须！
[01:24.74]你刚才是不是说给自己口交？
[01:27.53]没有
[01:29.59]我确定你说了
[01:31.09]不 那不是我
[01:32.67]好吧 今天真是大开眼界
[01:35.50]我是老大
[01:36.76]是 我知道 你说了四百遍了
[01:38.91]我是老大
[01:40.43]是是 知道了
[01:41.16]我是老大
[01:42.08]听见了 再见！
[01:44.51]老大范儿！
[01:46.43]