Comedy Tonight

歌手：Stephen Sondheim • 时间：2026-06-09 00:01:45

📝 纯歌词版本

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
Old situations,
New complications,
Nothing portentous or polite;
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!
Something convulsive,
Something repulsive,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something aesthetic,
Something frenetic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
Weighty affairs will just have to wait!
Nothing that's formal,
Nothing that's normal,
No recitations to recite;
Comedy Tonight!
Something erratic,
Something dramatic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Frenzy and frolic,
Strictly symbolic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everybody:
Comedy tonight!
Something that's gaudy,
Something that's bawdy--
Something for everybawdy!
Comedy tonight!
Nothing that's grim.
Nothing that's Greek.
She plays Medea later this week.
Stunning surprises!
Cunning disguises!
Hundreds of actors out of sight!
Pantaloons and tunics!
Courtesans and eunuchs!
Funerals and chases!
Baritones and basses!
Panderers!
Philanderers!
Cupidity!
Timidity!
Mistakes!
Fakes!
Rhymes!
Crimes!
Tumblers!
Grumblers!
Bumblers!
Fumblers!
No royal curse, no Trojan horse,
And a happy ending, of course!
Goodness and badness,
Panic is madness--
This time it all turns out all right!
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!

🎵 LRC歌词版本

[00:03.66]Something familiar,
[00:04.17]Something peculiar,
[00:04.89]Something for everyone:
[00:05.37]A comedy tonight!
[00:05.76]Something appealing,
[00:06.12]Something appalling,
[00:06.48]Something for everyone:
[00:07.17]A comedy tonight!
[00:07.59]Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
[00:08.37]Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
[00:09.42]Old situations,
[00:09.84]New complications,
[00:10.29]Nothing portentous or polite;
[00:10.92]Tragedy tomorrow,
[00:11.46]Comedy tonight!
[00:11.91]Something convulsive,
[00:12.36]Something repulsive,
[00:12.78]Something for everyone:
[00:13.32]A comedy tonight!
[00:13.83]Something aesthetic,
[00:14.22]Something frenetic,
[00:14.64]Something for everyone:
[00:15.12]A comedy tonight!
[00:16.35]Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
[00:17.58]Weighty affairs will just have to wait!
[00:18.30]Nothing that's formal,
[00:19.29]Nothing that's normal,
[00:20.97]No recitations to recite;
[00:22.05]Comedy Tonight!
[00:22.65]Something erratic,
[00:23.19]Something dramatic,
[00:23.61]Something for everyone:
[00:24.09]A comedy tonight!
[00:24.66]Frenzy and frolic,
[00:25.14]Strictly symbolic,
[00:25.62]Something for everyone:
[00:26.10]A comedy tonight!
[00:26.85]Something familiar,
[00:27.27]Something peculiar,
[00:27.72]Something for everybody:
[00:28.53]Comedy tonight!
[00:28.95]Something that's gaudy,
[00:29.43]Something that's bawdy--
[00:29.94]Something for everybawdy!
[00:30.45]Comedy tonight!
[00:30.93]Nothing that's grim.
[00:31.44]Nothing that's Greek.
[00:31.89]She plays Medea later this week.
[00:32.64]Stunning surprises!
[00:33.06]Cunning disguises!
[00:33.69]Hundreds of actors out of sight!
[00:34.38]Pantaloons and tunics!
[00:34.92]Courtesans and eunuchs!
[00:35.46]Funerals and chases!
[00:36.06]Baritones and basses!
[00:36.54]Panderers!
[00:36.81]Philanderers!
[00:37.14]Cupidity!
[00:37.68]Timidity!
[00:37.92]Mistakes!
[00:38.61]Fakes!
[00:38.73]Rhymes!
[00:38.85]Crimes!
[00:39.15]Tumblers!
[00:39.39]Grumblers!
[00:39.66]Bumblers!
[00:39.90]Fumblers!
[00:40.14]No royal curse, no Trojan horse,
[00:40.92]And a happy ending, of course!
[00:41.49]Goodness and badness,
[00:42.09]Panic is madness--
[00:42.57]This time it all turns out all right!
[00:44.52]Tragedy tomorrow,
[00:45.15]Comedy tonight!

🌍 纯翻译歌词

熟悉的桥段，
怪诞的表演，
总有一款适合您：
今夜喜剧登场！
赏心悦目的，
骇人听闻的，
总有一款适合您：
今夜喜剧登场！
不要王权，不戴冠冕；
快请出情人骗子和小丑演员！
老套情节，
新式纠葛，
拒绝装腔作势的体面；
悲剧留待明天，
今夜喜剧上演！
令人捧腹的，
叫人作呕的，
总有一款适合您：
今夜喜剧登场！
唯美精致的，
癫狂失控的，
总有一款适合您：
今夜喜剧登场！
不敬神明，不信宿命；
重大议题请往后排等！
不要刻板，
拒绝常态，
没有照本宣科的独白；
快拉开大幕：
今夜喜剧开台！
荒诞离奇的，
戏剧性强的，
总有一款适合您：
今夜喜剧登场！
狂乱嬉闹，
隐喻符号，
总有一款适合您：
今夜喜剧登场！
熟悉的桥段，
怪诞的表演，
男女老少各有所爱：
今夜喜剧开台！
艳俗浮夸的，
低俗下流的——
适合每个下流坯！（双关谐音）
今夜喜剧开台！
不要阴郁，
拒绝希腊悲剧。
美狄亚的戏码下周才排期。
惊艳反转！
精妙伪装！
上百演员藏匿在暗处！
灯笼裤配束腰衣！
交际花伴太监戏！
葬礼与追逐戏！
男中音配男低！
皮条客！
浪荡子！
贪婪！
怯懦！
失误！
骗术！
韵脚！
罪案！
翻跟头！
发牢骚！
笨手笨脚！
错漏百出！
没有王室诅咒，没有特洛伊木马，
当然要配上团圆结局啊！
善良与邪恶，
恐慌即癫狂——
这次终将圆满收场！
悲剧留待明天，
今夜喜剧狂欢！

🔤 LRC翻译歌词

[00:03.66]熟悉的桥段，
[00:04.17]怪诞的表演，
[00:04.89]总有一款适合您：
[00:05.37]今夜喜剧登场！
[00:05.76]赏心悦目的，
[00:06.12]骇人听闻的，
[00:06.48]总有一款适合您：
[00:07.17]今夜喜剧登场！
[00:07.59]不要王权，不戴冠冕；
[00:08.37]快请出情人骗子和小丑演员！
[00:09.42]老套情节，
[00:09.84]新式纠葛，
[00:10.29]拒绝装腔作势的体面；
[00:10.92]悲剧留待明天，
[00:11.46]今夜喜剧上演！
[00:11.91]令人捧腹的，
[00:12.36]叫人作呕的，
[00:12.78]总有一款适合您：
[00:13.32]今夜喜剧登场！
[00:13.83]唯美精致的，
[00:14.22]癫狂失控的，
[00:14.64]总有一款适合您：
[00:15.12]今夜喜剧登场！
[00:16.35]不敬神明，不信宿命；
[00:17.58]重大议题请往后排等！
[00:18.30]不要刻板，
[00:19.29]拒绝常态，
[00:20.97]没有照本宣科的独白；
[00:21.63]快拉开大幕：
[00:22.05]今夜喜剧开台！
[00:22.65]荒诞离奇的，
[00:23.19]戏剧性强的，
[00:23.61]总有一款适合您：
[00:24.09]今夜喜剧登场！
[00:24.66]狂乱嬉闹，
[00:25.14]隐喻符号，
[00:25.62]总有一款适合您：
[00:26.10]今夜喜剧登场！
[00:26.85]熟悉的桥段，
[00:27.27]怪诞的表演，
[00:27.72]男女老少各有所爱：
[00:28.53]今夜喜剧开台！
[00:28.95]艳俗浮夸的，
[00:29.43]低俗下流的——
[00:29.94]适合每个下流坯！（双关谐音）
[00:30.45]今夜喜剧开台！
[00:30.93]不要阴郁，
[00:31.44]拒绝希腊悲剧。
[00:31.89]美狄亚的戏码下周才排期。
[00:32.64]惊艳反转！
[00:33.06]精妙伪装！
[00:33.69]上百演员藏匿在暗处！
[00:34.38]灯笼裤配束腰衣！
[00:34.92]交际花伴太监戏！
[00:35.46]葬礼与追逐戏！
[00:36.06]男中音配男低！
[00:36.54]皮条客！
[00:36.81]浪荡子！
[00:37.14]贪婪！
[00:37.68]怯懦！
[00:37.92]失误！
[00:38.61]骗术！
[00:38.73]韵脚！
[00:38.85]罪案！
[00:39.15]翻跟头！
[00:39.39]发牢骚！
[00:39.66]笨手笨脚！
[00:39.90]错漏百出！
[00:40.14]没有王室诅咒，没有特洛伊木马，
[00:40.92]当然要配上团圆结局啊！
[00:41.49]善良与邪恶，
[00:42.09]恐慌即癫狂——
[00:42.57]这次终将圆满收场！
[00:44.52]悲剧留待明天，
[00:45.15]今夜喜剧狂欢！

📝 纯歌词版本

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
Old situations,
New complications,
Nothing portentous or polite;
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!
Something convulsive,
Something repulsive,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something aesthetic,
Something frenetic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
Weighty affairs will just have to wait!
Nothing that's formal,
Nothing that's normal,
No recitations to recite;
Comedy Tonight!
Something erratic,
Something dramatic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Frenzy and frolic,
Strictly symbolic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everybody:
Comedy tonight!
Something that's gaudy,
Something that's bawdy--
Something for everybawdy!
Comedy tonight!
Nothing that's grim.
Nothing that's Greek.
She plays Medea later this week.
Stunning surprises!
Cunning disguises!
Hundreds of actors out of sight!
Pantaloons and tunics!
Courtesans and eunuchs!
Funerals and chases!
Baritones and basses!
Panderers!
Philanderers!
Cupidity!
Timidity!
Mistakes!
Fakes!
Rhymes!
Crimes!
Tumblers!
Grumblers!
Bumblers!
Fumblers!
No royal curse, no Trojan horse,
And a happy ending, of course!
Goodness and badness,
Panic is madness--
This time it all turns out all right!
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!

🎵 LRC歌词版本

[00:03.66]Something familiar,
[00:04.17]Something peculiar,
[00:04.89]Something for everyone:
[00:05.37]A comedy tonight!
[00:05.76]Something appealing,
[00:06.12]Something appalling,
[00:06.48]Something for everyone:
[00:07.17]A comedy tonight!
[00:07.59]Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
[00:08.37]Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
[00:09.42]Old situations,
[00:09.84]New complications,
[00:10.29]Nothing portentous or polite;
[00:10.92]Tragedy tomorrow,
[00:11.46]Comedy tonight!
[00:11.91]Something convulsive,
[00:12.36]Something repulsive,
[00:12.78]Something for everyone:
[00:13.32]A comedy tonight!
[00:13.83]Something aesthetic,
[00:14.22]Something frenetic,
[00:14.64]Something for everyone:
[00:15.12]A comedy tonight!
[00:16.35]Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
[00:17.58]Weighty affairs will just have to wait!
[00:18.30]Nothing that's formal,
[00:19.29]Nothing that's normal,
[00:20.97]No recitations to recite;
[00:22.05]Comedy Tonight!
[00:22.65]Something erratic,
[00:23.19]Something dramatic,
[00:23.61]Something for everyone:
[00:24.09]A comedy tonight!
[00:24.66]Frenzy and frolic,
[00:25.14]Strictly symbolic,
[00:25.62]Something for everyone:
[00:26.10]A comedy tonight!
[00:26.85]Something familiar,
[00:27.27]Something peculiar,
[00:27.72]Something for everybody:
[00:28.53]Comedy tonight!
[00:28.95]Something that's gaudy,
[00:29.43]Something that's bawdy--
[00:29.94]Something for everybawdy!
[00:30.45]Comedy tonight!
[00:30.93]Nothing that's grim.
[00:31.44]Nothing that's Greek.
[00:31.89]She plays Medea later this week.
[00:32.64]Stunning surprises!
[00:33.06]Cunning disguises!
[00:33.69]Hundreds of actors out of sight!
[00:34.38]Pantaloons and tunics!
[00:34.92]Courtesans and eunuchs!
[00:35.46]Funerals and chases!
[00:36.06]Baritones and basses!
[00:36.54]Panderers!
[00:36.81]Philanderers!
[00:37.14]Cupidity!
[00:37.68]Timidity!
[00:37.92]Mistakes!
[00:38.61]Fakes!
[00:38.73]Rhymes!
[00:38.85]Crimes!
[00:39.15]Tumblers!
[00:39.39]Grumblers!
[00:39.66]Bumblers!
[00:39.90]Fumblers!
[00:40.14]No royal curse, no Trojan horse,
[00:40.92]And a happy ending, of course!
[00:41.49]Goodness and badness,
[00:42.09]Panic is madness--
[00:42.57]This time it all turns out all right!
[00:44.52]Tragedy tomorrow,
[00:45.15]Comedy tonight!

🌍 纯翻译歌词

熟悉的桥段，
怪诞的表演，
总有一款适合您：
今夜喜剧登场！
赏心悦目的，
骇人听闻的，
总有一款适合您：
今夜喜剧登场！
不要王权，不戴冠冕；
快请出情人骗子和小丑演员！
老套情节，
新式纠葛，
拒绝装腔作势的体面；
悲剧留待明天，
今夜喜剧上演！
令人捧腹的，
叫人作呕的，
总有一款适合您：
今夜喜剧登场！
唯美精致的，
癫狂失控的，
总有一款适合您：
今夜喜剧登场！
不敬神明，不信宿命；
重大议题请往后排等！
不要刻板，
拒绝常态，
没有照本宣科的独白；
快拉开大幕：
今夜喜剧开台！
荒诞离奇的，
戏剧性强的，
总有一款适合您：
今夜喜剧登场！
狂乱嬉闹，
隐喻符号，
总有一款适合您：
今夜喜剧登场！
熟悉的桥段，
怪诞的表演，
男女老少各有所爱：
今夜喜剧开台！
艳俗浮夸的，
低俗下流的——
适合每个下流坯！（双关谐音）
今夜喜剧开台！
不要阴郁，
拒绝希腊悲剧。
美狄亚的戏码下周才排期。
惊艳反转！
精妙伪装！
上百演员藏匿在暗处！
灯笼裤配束腰衣！
交际花伴太监戏！
葬礼与追逐戏！
男中音配男低！
皮条客！
浪荡子！
贪婪！
怯懦！
失误！
骗术！
韵脚！
罪案！
翻跟头！
发牢骚！
笨手笨脚！
错漏百出！
没有王室诅咒，没有特洛伊木马，
当然要配上团圆结局啊！
善良与邪恶，
恐慌即癫狂——
这次终将圆满收场！
悲剧留待明天，
今夜喜剧狂欢！

🔤 LRC翻译歌词

[00:03.66]熟悉的桥段，
[00:04.17]怪诞的表演，
[00:04.89]总有一款适合您：
[00:05.37]今夜喜剧登场！
[00:05.76]赏心悦目的，
[00:06.12]骇人听闻的，
[00:06.48]总有一款适合您：
[00:07.17]今夜喜剧登场！
[00:07.59]不要王权，不戴冠冕；
[00:08.37]快请出情人骗子和小丑演员！
[00:09.42]老套情节，
[00:09.84]新式纠葛，
[00:10.29]拒绝装腔作势的体面；
[00:10.92]悲剧留待明天，
[00:11.46]今夜喜剧上演！
[00:11.91]令人捧腹的，
[00:12.36]叫人作呕的，
[00:12.78]总有一款适合您：
[00:13.32]今夜喜剧登场！
[00:13.83]唯美精致的，
[00:14.22]癫狂失控的，
[00:14.64]总有一款适合您：
[00:15.12]今夜喜剧登场！
[00:16.35]不敬神明，不信宿命；
[00:17.58]重大议题请往后排等！
[00:18.30]不要刻板，
[00:19.29]拒绝常态，
[00:20.97]没有照本宣科的独白；
[00:21.63]快拉开大幕：
[00:22.05]今夜喜剧开台！
[00:22.65]荒诞离奇的，
[00:23.19]戏剧性强的，
[00:23.61]总有一款适合您：
[00:24.09]今夜喜剧登场！
[00:24.66]狂乱嬉闹，
[00:25.14]隐喻符号，
[00:25.62]总有一款适合您：
[00:26.10]今夜喜剧登场！
[00:26.85]熟悉的桥段，
[00:27.27]怪诞的表演，
[00:27.72]男女老少各有所爱：
[00:28.53]今夜喜剧开台！
[00:28.95]艳俗浮夸的，
[00:29.43]低俗下流的——
[00:29.94]适合每个下流坯！（双关谐音）
[00:30.45]今夜喜剧开台！
[00:30.93]不要阴郁，
[00:31.44]拒绝希腊悲剧。
[00:31.89]美狄亚的戏码下周才排期。
[00:32.64]惊艳反转！
[00:33.06]精妙伪装！
[00:33.69]上百演员藏匿在暗处！
[00:34.38]灯笼裤配束腰衣！
[00:34.92]交际花伴太监戏！
[00:35.46]葬礼与追逐戏！
[00:36.06]男中音配男低！
[00:36.54]皮条客！
[00:36.81]浪荡子！
[00:37.14]贪婪！
[00:37.68]怯懦！
[00:37.92]失误！
[00:38.61]骗术！
[00:38.73]韵脚！
[00:38.85]罪案！
[00:39.15]翻跟头！
[00:39.39]发牢骚！
[00:39.66]笨手笨脚！
[00:39.90]错漏百出！
[00:40.14]没有王室诅咒，没有特洛伊木马，
[00:40.92]当然要配上团圆结局啊！
[00:41.49]善良与邪恶，
[00:42.09]恐慌即癫狂——
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