作词 : Tim Minchin
作曲 : Tim Minchin
Oi, new kids!
So you think you're A-ble
To survive this mess by B-ing
A prince or a princess, you will soon C
There's no escaping trage-D
And E-ven
If you put in heaps of F-ort
You're just wasting ener-G
Cause your life as you know it is ancient H-istory
I
Have suffered in this J-ail
l've been trapped inside this K-ge for ages
This living Hel-L
But if I try I can rem-M-ber
Back before my life had N-ded
Before my happy days were O-ver
Before I first heard the P-ling of the bell
Like you I was Q-rious
So innocent I R-sked a thousand questions
But, unl-S you want to suffer
Listen up and I wil T-ch you a thing or two
U, listen here, my dear
You'll be punished so se-V-rely if you step out of line
And if you cry it wil be W should stay out of trouble
And remember to be X-tremely careful
Why?(Why?)
Why? Did you hear what we said?
Just you wait for Phys Ed
What's Phys Ed?
Physical education, the Trunchbuls speciality
Who are you?
We're prefects, we're here to take you to class
So, we're going to start learning?
Oh you'll start learning al right
Great, already know the alphabet
You don't know the alphabet until we learn you the alphabet
So you think you're A-ble
To survive this mess by B-ing
A prince or a princess, you wil soon C
There's no escaping trage-D
And E-ven
If you put in heaps of F-ort
You're just wasting ener-G
'Cause your life as you know it is ancient H-istory
I
Have suffered in this J-ail
l've been trapped inside this K-ge for ages
This living Hel-L
But if I try I can rem-M-ber
Back before my life had N-ded
Before my happy days were O-ver
Before I first heard the P-ling of the bell
Like you I was Q-rious
So innocent I R-sked a thousand questions
But, unl-S you want to suffer
Listen up and I wil T-ch you a thing or two
U, listen here, my dear
You'll be punished so se-V-rely if you step out of line
And if you cry it wil be W should stay out of trouble
And remember to be X-tremely careful
Why?(Why?)
Why? Didn't you hear what we said?
I have become aware that some of you are not yet in class
Correct this
You have five seconds to comply
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O (Five)
P-Q-R-S
T-U-V-W-X(Four)
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y(Three)
Two(Lavender, Matilda, inside quick)
One
Just you wait for Phys Ed
[00:00.00] 作词 : Tim Minchin
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Tim Minchin
[00:02.24]Oi, new kids!
[00:04.70]So you think you're A-ble
[00:06.58]To survive this mess by B-ing
[00:08.99]A prince or a princess, you will soon C
[00:12.56]There's no escaping trage-D
[00:17.23]And E-ven
[00:18.61]If you put in heaps of F-ort
[00:21.52]You're just wasting ener-G
[00:24.55]Cause your life as you know it is ancient H-istory
[00:30.37]I
[00:30.86]Have suffered in this J-ail
[00:33.23]l've been trapped inside this K-ge for ages
[00:36.42]This living Hel-L
[00:38.28]But if I try I can rem-M-ber
[00:40.60]Back before my life had N-ded
[00:42.99]Before my happy days were O-ver
[00:45.48]Before I first heard the P-ling of the bell
[00:49.98]Like you I was Q-rious
[00:52.24]So innocent I R-sked a thousand questions
[00:54.60]But, unl-S you want to suffer
[00:56.59]Listen up and I wil T-ch you a thing or two
[01:00.09]U, listen here, my dear
[01:01.52]You'll be punished so se-V-rely if you step out of line
[01:03.64]And if you cry it wil be W should stay out of trouble
[01:06.28]And remember to be X-tremely careful
[01:10.40]Why?(Why?)
[01:12.91]Why? Did you hear what we said?
[01:17.06]Just you wait for Phys Ed
[01:20.20]What's Phys Ed?
[01:21.73]Physical education, the Trunchbuls speciality
[01:26.54]Who are you?
[01:27.58]We're prefects, we're here to take you to class
[01:30.80]So, we're going to start learning?
[01:32.78]Oh you'll start learning al right
[01:34.44]Great, already know the alphabet
[01:36.71]You don't know the alphabet until we learn you the alphabet
[01:42.32]So you think you're A-ble
[01:43.74]To survive this mess by B-ing
[01:45.73]A prince or a princess, you wil soon C
[01:48.64]There's no escaping trage-D
[01:52.71]And E-ven
[01:53.76]If you put in heaps of F-ort
[01:56.34]You're just wasting ener-G
[01:58.62]'Cause your life as you know it is ancient H-istory
[02:03.70]I
[02:04.56]Have suffered in this J-ail
[02:07.23]l've been trapped inside this K-ge for ages
[02:10.26]This living Hel-L
[02:12.24]But if I try I can rem-M-ber
[02:14.72]Back before my life had N-ded
[02:17.17]Before my happy days were O-ver
[02:20.20]Before I first heard the P-ling of the bell
[02:29.66]Like you I was Q-rious
[02:32.06]So innocent I R-sked a thousand questions
[02:34.56]But, unl-S you want to suffer
[02:36.80]Listen up and I wil T-ch you a thing or two
[02:40.07]U, listen here, my dear
[02:41.65]You'll be punished so se-V-rely if you step out of line
[02:43.70]And if you cry it wil be W should stay out of trouble
[02:46.76]And remember to be X-tremely careful
[02:51.40]Why?(Why?)
[02:53.73]Why? Didn't you hear what we said?
[02:57.46]I have become aware that some of you are not yet in class
[03:01.13]Correct this
[03:02.47]You have five seconds to comply
[03:04.84]A-B-C-D-E-F-G
[03:05.88]H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O (Five)
[03:07.05]P-Q-R-S
[03:08.11]T-U-V-W-X(Four)
[03:09.64]Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y(Three)
[03:12.14]Two(Lavender, Matilda, inside quick)
[03:14.28]One
[03:15.14]Just you wait for Phys Ed