I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here) (From "The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special"/Soundtrack Version)

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📝 纯歌词版本

作词 : Stewart Ransom Miller/James Gunn
 作曲 : Stewart Ransom Miller/James Gunn
Out on the third planet closest to the sun
There's a special celebration and it sounds quite fun
A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
On a holiday they call Christmas
Now I'm not gonna lie
It makes no sense to me
But here's what earthling told me about this Christmas mystery
(One, two, three, four——)
Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers
He flies to every human home in under 14 hours
He's a master burglar
A pro at picking locks
If you don't leave milk and cookies out
He will put dung in your socks
If you act nicely through the night
And don't jump on your bed
Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head
But if you're on his naughty list
He shoots missiles at your toes
He might just roast your chestnuts with his——
Powerful flamethrower
Rein,rein,rein,rein,rein
Deer,deer,deer,deer,deer
I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish
One sought to be a dentist now he's sleeping with the fish
Mrs. Claus she works the pole , plans her man's demise
Soon the elves will all rise up
And stab out Santa's eyes
Ho,ho,ho,ho,ho
Earthling are so weird
I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
Ho,ho,ho,ho,ho
Earthling are so weird
I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
What the heck is a turtledove
And who lit up that deer?
I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
Or maybe it's there or it's somewhere
I don't know
I don't know

🎵 LRC歌词版本

[00:00.000] 作词 : Stewart Ransom Miller/James Gunn
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Stewart Ransom Miller/James Gunn
[00:00.000]Out on the third planet closest to the sun
[00:02.939]There's a special celebration and it sounds quite fun
[00:06.949]A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
[00:10.692]On a holiday they call Christmas
[00:14.376]Now I'm not gonna lie
[00:15.881]It makes no sense to me
[00:18.369]But here's what earthling told me about this Christmas mystery
[00:25.136](One, two, three, four——)
[00:26.639]Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers
[00:32.373]He flies to every human home in under 14 hours
[00:38.387]He's a master burglar
[00:41.318]A pro at picking locks
[00:44.009]If you don't leave milk and cookies out
[00:47.448]He will put dung in your socks
[00:53.446]If you act nicely through the night
[00:55.949]And don't jump on your bed
[00:59.191]Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head
[01:04.958]But if you're on his naughty list
[01:07.644]He shoots missiles at your toes
[01:10.656]He might just roast your chestnuts with his——
[01:13.894]Powerful flamethrower
[01:20.150]Rein,rein,rein,rein,rein
[01:23.142]Deer,deer,deer,deer,deer
[01:25.911]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
[01:33.397]He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish
[01:38.844]One sought to be a dentist now he's sleeping with the fish
[01:45.084]Mrs. Claus she works the pole , plans her man's demise
[01:50.835]Soon the elves will all rise up
[01:53.839]And stab out Santa's eyes
[02:00.101]Ho,ho,ho,ho,ho
[02:02.838]Earthling are so weird
[02:05.837]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
[02:12.089]Ho,ho,ho,ho,ho
[02:14.841]Earthling are so weird
[02:17.788]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
[02:23.801]What the heck is a turtledove
[02:27.799]And who lit up that deer?
[02:33.048]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
[02:38.986]I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
[02:45.190]Or maybe it's there or it's somewhere
[02:49.147]I don't know
[02:50.643]I don't know

🌍 纯翻译歌词

离太阳第三近的行星上
有个与众不同的节日,听起来挺有趣
一个和蔼的老头子分发玩具给大家
在这被称为“圣诞节”的节日里
实话实说
虽然我完全搞不懂
但我从地球人嘴里得知了这些圣诞小秘密
(一,二,三,四——)
圣诞老人是个有着无敌超能力的胡子怪大叔
他将在十四个小时之后降临每个人的家
他是窃贼中的精英
一个专业撬锁匠
如果你不用小牛奶和小饼干招待他
他会在你袜子里塞便便
如果你今晚乖乖入眠
不把床铺当蹦床
圣诞老人会掏出糖李子冲你头上扔
但如果你在他的淘气名单上
他就会向你脚趾射导弹(mistletoe)
他可能会帮你烤板栗用他的——
超强火焰喷射器
驾儿,驾儿,驾儿,驾儿,驾
鹿儿,鹿儿,鹿儿,鹿儿,鹿
我根本不知道圣诞节是啥玩意但圣诞将来临
他强迫他那些诡异的精灵去完成他的愿望
一个精灵曾想当牙医但他现已葬身海底
圣诞奶奶辛勤工作,筹划着丈夫的葬礼
很快精灵们闹革命
戳爆圣诞老人的眼睛
吼,吼,吼,吼,吼
地球人真奇怪
我压根不知道圣诞节是什么但是圣诞将来临
吼,吼,吼,吼,吼
地球人真奇怪
我压根不知道圣诞节是什么但是圣诞将来临
那“两只斑鸠”是什么物种
谁点亮了那只鹿
我压根不知道圣诞节是什么但是圣诞将来临
我压根不知道圣诞节是什么但是圣诞将来临
也许它会在这里,或者是在那里
反正我不知道
谁知道呢

🔤 LRC翻译歌词

[by:去世都不改昵称]
[00:00.000]离太阳第三近的行星上
[00:02.939]有个与众不同的节日,听起来挺有趣
[00:06.949]一个和蔼的老头子分发玩具给大家
[00:10.692]在这被称为“圣诞节”的节日里
[00:14.376]实话实说
[00:15.881]虽然我完全搞不懂
[00:18.369]但我从地球人嘴里得知了这些圣诞小秘密
[00:25.136](一,二,三,四——)
[00:26.639]圣诞老人是个有着无敌超能力的胡子怪大叔
[00:32.373]他将在十四个小时之后降临每个人的家
[00:38.387]他是窃贼中的精英
[00:41.318]一个专业撬锁匠
[00:44.009]如果你不用小牛奶和小饼干招待他
[00:47.448]他会在你袜子里塞便便
[00:53.446]如果你今晚乖乖入眠
[00:55.949]不把床铺当蹦床
[00:59.191]圣诞老人会掏出糖李子冲你头上扔
[01:04.958]但如果你在他的淘气名单上
[01:07.644]他就会向你脚趾射导弹(mistletoe)
[01:10.656]他可能会帮你烤板栗用他的——
[01:13.894]超强火焰喷射器
[01:20.150]驾儿,驾儿,驾儿,驾儿,驾
[01:23.142]鹿儿,鹿儿,鹿儿,鹿儿,鹿
[01:25.911]我根本不知道圣诞节是啥玩意但圣诞将来临
[01:33.397]他强迫他那些诡异的精灵去完成他的愿望
[01:38.844]一个精灵曾想当牙医但他现已葬身海底
[01:45.084]圣诞奶奶辛勤工作,筹划着丈夫的葬礼
[01:50.835]很快精灵们闹革命
[01:53.839]戳爆圣诞老人的眼睛
[02:00.101]吼,吼,吼,吼,吼
[02:02.838]地球人真奇怪
[02:05.837]我压根不知道圣诞节是什么但是圣诞将来临
[02:12.089]吼,吼,吼,吼,吼
[02:14.841]地球人真奇怪
[02:17.788]我压根不知道圣诞节是什么但是圣诞将来临
[02:23.801]那“两只斑鸠”是什么物种
[02:27.799]谁点亮了那只鹿
[02:33.048]我压根不知道圣诞节是什么但是圣诞将来临
[02:38.986]我压根不知道圣诞节是什么但是圣诞将来临
[02:45.190]也许它会在这里,或者是在那里
[02:49.147]反正我不知道
[02:50.643]谁知道呢

📝 纯歌词版本

作词 : Stewart Ransom Miller/James Gunn
 作曲 : Stewart Ransom Miller/James Gunn
Out on the third planet closest to the sun
There's a special celebration and it sounds quite fun
A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
On a holiday they call Christmas
Now I'm not gonna lie
It makes no sense to me
But here's what earthling told me about this Christmas mystery
(One, two, three, four——)
Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers
He flies to every human home in under 14 hours
He's a master burglar
A pro at picking locks
If you don't leave milk and cookies out
He will put dung in your socks
If you act nicely through the night
And don't jump on your bed
Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head
But if you're on his naughty list
He shoots missiles at your toes
He might just roast your chestnuts with his——
Powerful flamethrower
Rein,rein,rein,rein,rein
Deer,deer,deer,deer,deer
I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish
One sought to be a dentist now he's sleeping with the fish
Mrs. Claus she works the pole , plans her man's demise
Soon the elves will all rise up
And stab out Santa's eyes
Ho,ho,ho,ho,ho
Earthling are so weird
I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
Ho,ho,ho,ho,ho
Earthling are so weird
I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
What the heck is a turtledove
And who lit up that deer?
I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
I don't know what Christmas is but Christmastime is here
Or maybe it's there or it's somewhere
I don't know
I don't know
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