Your life makes mine look like a real farce
I don't blame you for despising my job
You said that men like me can't make their minds up
I think you're wrong, but I can't decide
And when we went swimming
They made us sign a form
In case we drowned
When I look back I won't wallow
I've done that shit before and it don't sit right
You always had the knack to laugh in sorrow
And even a mortician sees the funny side
So do I
You have it in for all Americans
You don't like when I use their words for things
Well that's the joy of being half-Canadian
You get the worst of both worlds, it's the best
And when I had the jab
You interlocked our hands
In case I passed out
When I look back I won't wallow
I'll do my best to not romanticize
And every bird above is not a sparrow
And even a mortician sees the funny side
So do I
So do I
So do I
Oh they can see the funny side and so can I
Oh they can see the funny side and so can I
[00:14.286] Your life makes mine look like a real farce
[00:20.077] I don't blame you for despising my job
[00:27.021] You said that men like me can't make their minds up
[00:33.820] I think you're wrong, but I can't decide
[00:39.675]
[00:40.341] And when we went swimming
[00:43.554] They made us sign a form
[00:46.834] In case we drowned
[00:48.359]
[00:48.737] When I look back I won't wallow
[00:54.226] I've done that shit before and it don't sit right
[01:00.693] You always had the knack to laugh in sorrow
[01:07.782] And even a mortician sees the funny side
[01:13.462] So do I
[01:17.145]
[01:29.149] You have it in for all Americans
[01:35.092] You don't like when I use their words for things
[01:41.667] Well that's the joy of being half-Canadian
[01:48.601] You get the worst of both worlds, it's the best
[01:54.372]
[01:54.907] And when I had the jab
[01:58.332] You interlocked our hands
[02:01.408] In case I passed out
[02:03.527]
[02:03.658] When I look back I won't wallow
[02:09.026] I'll do my best to not romanticize
[02:15.590] And every bird above is not a sparrow
[02:22.572] And even a mortician sees the funny side
[02:28.324] So do I
[02:35.031] So do I
[02:41.818] So do I
[02:43.641]
[02:43.642] Oh they can see the funny side and so can I
[02:49.843] Oh they can see the funny side and so can I