作词 : Nora Smith
作曲 : Nora Smith
Bob:Diarrhea's coming back, my family's under attack
Linda:It's not so great, I do agree,I've also got a bad wedgie
Louise:Thought I could prove I'm not a baby, but now all of us need saving
Tina:Dropped my hopes into the ocean, sorry if a fish is chokin'
Gene:Sure, a lot is happening, but I wish I brought my napkin thing,It might have helped to calm us down*
Grover:Everybody, hush! Don't make a sound.
Louise:But why are you doing all this?
Grover:Okay, good question. I'll allow it.
Grover:Look, I'm not that evil, no,I'm not a bad person
Grover:So, I killed one carnie
Grover:Well, it's just 'cause I'm determined To finally get what I think that I'm deservin' And to turn it into somethin' worthy
Grover:Trust me, I'm sure you will agree!
Grover:Would you like to hear my master plan?
Grover:Okay, can you answer faster' cause I asked you Would you like to hear my master plan?
Louise:Um, yes？
Grover:Okay, that's more like it
Grover:I'm so glad that you asked!
Grover:You see, I'm in the Fischoeder Family Trust, because I'm in the family.
Felix:Well, barely.
Calvin:He's from the bad part of the family.
Felix:He means the poor part. They're bad because they're poor.
Grover:SHUT IT! Shut your front door!
Felix:Okay, okay.
Everyone but Felix and Grover:Yeah.
Felix:I said okay.
Grover:So, in this family trust, you see, you're ineligible to receive benefits if you've been convicted of a felony,
Grover:And every. Single. One of them has been.
Grover:All except for cousin Calvin...
Grover:Because he never got caught!
Calvin:Yeah, baby.
Grover:Shush!
Grover:So, I frame him, and boom!
Grover:Now if something unfortunate happens to Calvin and Felix, whom will they suspect?
Grover:Not me, no, no, no,Why would they?
Calvin:Something unfortunate is going to happen to us?
Grover:Uh, yes. Surprise.
Calvin:Oh, poo.
Felix:Wait, both of us?
Grover:Yeah, sorry.You were so insistent about going with your brother to Cuba.
Felix:I bought an outfit.
Grover:Yes, we know!
Grover:But let's just say your submarine isn't going to Cuba.
Felix:Oh. Cancun?
Grover:It won't make it out from under the pier.
Felix:Oh, my.
Felix:Oh, dear.
Bob:Did you think that sub was gonna make it to Cuba?
Calvin:Hmm, I think we might have gotten a little too excited about the sub idea.
Bob:I mean, isn't it just an old ride?
Calvin:Yes, it runs on tokens.
Louise:But not the best frame job, right?
Louise:I mean, why bury Cotton Candy Dan in front of our restaurant and then wait six years?
Everyone but Grover Fischoeder,Tina Belcher,Grover Fischoeder:Huh.Right.
Grover:I didn't bury him in front of your restaurant.And I didn't want to wait six YEARS!
Grover:SIX YEARS!
Bob:Easy, easy.
Bob:Maybe we should hold off on the questions.
Grover:I had it all worked out: A top-rate murder!
Grover:I shoot Mr. Carnie with Calvin's gun.I stick him in a pile of dirt, or whatever yucky stuff was near the entrance to the Wharf.
Grover:I leave the stupid foot sticking out, so someone would be sure to see it.
Grover:But little did I know that some numbskull backbone operator working for the city was gonna scoop up that pile without even checking for dead carnies!
Grover:I come back, I've got no body.I didn't know where they'd brought the dirt.
Grover:And it's not like I could go around asking,
Grover:"Hey, what's the word? Did anyone find any dead guys? This tall? Kind of a biter?"
Grover:It was a nightmare!
Grover:But thankfully, blessedly, your stupid pipe burst and saved the day.
Grover:The skeleton was found, frame job back on, and it's true what they say,good things happen to good people!
Calvin:Wait a second.Is this all about your silly mega-park idea?
Grover:Yes.
Grover:Mm-hmm.
Grover:This is about my... mega-park
Grover:My... much-more-efficient-and-profitable-than-your-stupid-pier mega-park
Grover:It'll have gift shops
Linda:oh!
Grover:So many gift shops
Linda:I love gift shops!
Bob:Lin!
Grover:And so much parking
Grover:And I'll get the best marketers To do the best marketing
Grover:And indoor motion simulator rides
Grover:If you could see my scale models
Grover:Then you'd understand why Cotton Candy Dan...
Grover:Had to die...
Grover:It's gonna be so worth it.
Tina:Okay.
Grover:Because business dreams are about business.They're not about "dreams!"
Linda:That's not true.
Grover:All right then.
Grover:I think I got it figured out
Grover:I think that this is what I need
Grover:You're gonna all get in the sub
Grover:And then I'll launch you in the sea
Bob:No, no, I don't think that's right
Grover:No, that's right
Grover:You won't get out The handle's broken from inside Then the pier will be on fire
Everyone but Grover:What?
Grover:Well, you caused it, then you died
Calvin,Felix:Oh-oh, that's so careless of us
Grover:Yeah, what they'll say is this:
Grover:Metal wheels on metal tracks Will cause a spark, a little flare
Grover:Whoops, the drapes, they catch on fire And it just gets worse from there
Grover:Up it goes into the Mole Hill Which now seems to be quite full Of cute and fluffy, very burn-yFlammable stuffed animals
Felix:So they don't come to life?
Calvin:I guess not.
Grover:And now, the Mole Hill turns into "Mole Hell."
Gene:That's what we call Dad's back.
Bob:We do?
Linda:Oh, oh-oh, I have so many problems with this plan
Grover:Like what?People on the pier? Gone.I'm closing early. What else?
Tina:You would burn in the fire, too?
Grover:Nope. I made a fuse out of cooking oil, sugar, and balloon string:
Grover:All things you'd find in an amusement pier.
Grover:It's gonna go up the stairs, over the roof of this stupid room,And arson investigators will never suspect a thing.
Grover:My fuse and my brilliant flammable stuffed animals idea gives me just enough time to get back to the gym, which is my alibi.
Grover:I went there an hour ago
Grover:I said, "The steam room was too steamy."
Grover:I made a pretty damn big show.
Grover:Then I slipped out the window.
Grover:And that's how I got here now.
Grover:I just sneak back in through the window.
Grover:And boom, I've been at the gym three hours.
Gene:I don't know if you have three hour gym body, sorry!
Calvin:Yeah... it's not believable.
Felix:No, you're too pasty. (Grr!)
Calvin:Also, your mega-park is mega-dumb,And so are you. (Grr!)
Grover:I wanna amend my earlier statement.
Calvin:Here we go. (Ugh.)
Grover:I'm not that evil.
Grover:But I'm feeling evil today!
[00:00.000] 作词 : Nora Smith
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Nora Smith
[00:05.199]Bob:Diarrhea's coming back, my family's under attack
[00:09.463]Linda:It's not so great, I do agree,I've also got a bad wedgie
[00:14.349]Louise:Thought I could prove I'm not a baby, but now all of us need saving
[00:19.617]Tina:Dropped my hopes into the ocean, sorry if a fish is chokin'
[00:24.496]Gene:Sure, a lot is happening, but I wish I brought my napkin thing,It might have helped to calm us down*
[00:31.909]Grover:Everybody, hush! Don't make a sound.
[00:34.814]Louise:But why are you doing all this?
[00:36.901]Grover:Okay, good question. I'll allow it.
[00:38.426]Grover:Look, I'm not that evil, no,I'm not a bad person
[00:44.151]Grover:So, I killed one carnie
[00:46.895]Grover:Well, it's just 'cause I'm determined To finally get what I think that I'm deservin' And to turn it into somethin' worthy
[00:57.481]Grover:Trust me, I'm sure you will agree!
[01:00.288]Grover:Would you like to hear my master plan?
[01:04.173]
[01:05.415]Grover:Okay, can you answer faster' cause I asked you Would you like to hear my master plan?
[01:12.036]Louise:Um, yes？
[01:13.811]Grover:Okay, that's more like it
[01:16.154]Grover:I'm so glad that you asked!
[01:18.373]Grover:You see, I'm in the Fischoeder Family Trust, because I'm in the family.
[01:23.076]Felix:Well, barely.
[01:23.716]Calvin:He's from the bad part of the family.
[01:25.024]Felix:He means the poor part. They're bad because they're poor.
[01:26.796]Grover:SHUT IT! Shut your front door!
[01:28.242]Felix:Okay, okay.
[01:28.882]Everyone but Felix and Grover:Yeah.
[01:29.370]Felix:I said okay.
[01:30.674]Grover:So, in this family trust, you see, you're ineligible to receive benefits if you've been convicted of a felony,
[01:36.342]Grover:And every. Single. One of them has been.
[01:40.097]Grover:All except for cousin Calvin...
[01:42.730]Grover:Because he never got caught!
[01:44.377]Calvin:Yeah, baby.
[01:45.206]Grover:Shush!
[01:45.984]Grover:So, I frame him, and boom!
[01:48.002]Grover:Now if something unfortunate happens to Calvin and Felix, whom will they suspect?
[01:53.561]Grover:Not me, no, no, no,Why would they?
[01:55.879]Calvin:Something unfortunate is going to happen to us?
[01:57.721]Grover:Uh, yes. Surprise.
[01:59.127]Calvin:Oh, poo.
[01:59.963]Felix:Wait, both of us?
[02:01.043]Grover:Yeah, sorry.You were so insistent about going with your brother to Cuba.
[02:04.408]Felix:I bought an outfit.
[02:05.129]Grover:Yes, we know!
[02:06.216]Grover:But let's just say your submarine isn't going to Cuba.
[02:08.600]Felix:Oh. Cancun?
[02:10.104]Grover:It won't make it out from under the pier.
[02:11.642]Felix:Oh, my.
[02:12.480]Felix:Oh, dear.
[02:13.549]Bob:Did you think that sub was gonna make it to Cuba?
[02:15.683]Calvin:Hmm, I think we might have gotten a little too excited about the sub idea.
[02:18.827]Bob:I mean, isn't it just an old ride?
[02:20.219]Calvin:Yes, it runs on tokens.
[02:21.845]Louise:But not the best frame job, right?
[02:23.703]Louise:I mean, why bury Cotton Candy Dan in front of our restaurant and then wait six years?
[02:27.693]Everyone but Grover Fischoeder,Tina Belcher,Grover Fischoeder:Huh.Right.
[02:28.775]Grover:I didn't bury him in front of your restaurant.And I didn't want to wait six YEARS!
[02:32.653]Grover:SIX YEARS!
[02:33.956]Bob:Easy, easy.
[02:35.403]Bob:Maybe we should hold off on the questions.
[02:36.785]Grover:I had it all worked out: A top-rate murder!
[02:39.353]Grover:I shoot Mr. Carnie with Calvin's gun.I stick him in a pile of dirt, or whatever yucky stuff was near the entrance to the Wharf.
[02:44.764]Grover:I leave the stupid foot sticking out, so someone would be sure to see it.
[02:47.902]Grover:But little did I know that some numbskull backbone operator working for the city was gonna scoop up that pile without even checking for dead carnies!
[02:54.916]Grover:I come back, I've got no body.I didn't know where they'd brought the dirt.
[02:57.521]Grover:And it's not like I could go around asking,
[02:59.167]Grover:"Hey, what's the word? Did anyone find any dead guys? This tall? Kind of a biter?"
[03:02.586]Grover:It was a nightmare!
[03:03.574]Grover:But thankfully, blessedly, your stupid pipe burst and saved the day.
[03:06.336]Grover:The skeleton was found, frame job back on, and it's true what they say,good things happen to good people!
[03:11.173]Calvin:Wait a second.Is this all about your silly mega-park idea?
[03:15.485]Grover:Yes.
[03:16.060]Grover:Mm-hmm.
[03:16.401]Grover:This is about my... mega-park
[03:19.967]Grover:My... much-more-efficient-and-profitable-than-your-stupid-pier mega-park
[03:25.512]Grover:It'll have gift shops
[03:26.734]Linda:oh!
[03:27.247]Grover:So many gift shops
[03:27.872]Linda:I love gift shops!
[03:28.534]Bob:Lin!
[03:28.694]Grover:And so much parking
[03:31.186]Grover:And I'll get the best marketers To do the best marketing
[03:36.633]Grover:And indoor motion simulator rides
[03:42.163]Grover:If you could see my scale models
[03:45.170]Grover:Then you'd understand why Cotton Candy Dan...
[03:49.577]Grover:Had to die...
[03:52.731]Grover:It's gonna be so worth it.
[03:52.780]Tina:Okay.
[03:53.654]Grover:Because business dreams are about business.They're not about "dreams!"
[03:57.627]Linda:That's not true.
[03:58.204]Grover:All right then.
[03:59.186]Grover:I think I got it figured out
[04:00.948]Grover:I think that this is what I need
[04:02.052]Grover:You're gonna all get in the sub
[04:03.557]Grover:And then I'll launch you in the sea
[04:04.895]Bob:No, no, I don't think that's right
[04:08.897]Grover:No, that's right
[04:09.929]Grover:You won't get out The handle's broken from inside Then the pier will be on fire
[04:13.546]Everyone but Grover:What?
[04:13.836]Grover:Well, you caused it, then you died
[04:15.672]Calvin,Felix:Oh-oh, that's so careless of us
[04:20.067]Grover:Yeah, what they'll say is this:
[04:21.398]Grover:Metal wheels on metal tracks Will cause a spark, a little flare
[04:23.803]Grover:Whoops, the drapes, they catch on fire And it just gets worse from there
[04:26.386]Grover:Up it goes into the Mole Hill Which now seems to be quite full Of cute and fluffy, very burn-yFlammable stuffed animals
[04:31.526]Felix:So they don't come to life?
[04:32.723]Calvin:I guess not.
[04:33.475]Grover:And now, the Mole Hill turns into "Mole Hell."
[04:36.136]Gene:That's what we call Dad's back.
[04:37.326]Bob:We do?
[04:38.177]Linda:Oh, oh-oh, I have so many problems with this plan
[04:43.262]Grover:Like what?People on the pier? Gone.I'm closing early. What else?
[04:46.111]Tina:You would burn in the fire, too?
[04:47.750]Grover:Nope. I made a fuse out of cooking oil, sugar, and balloon string:
[04:51.284]Grover:All things you'd find in an amusement pier.
[04:53.208]Grover:It's gonna go up the stairs, over the roof of this stupid room,And arson investigators will never suspect a thing.
[05:00.823]Grover:My fuse and my brilliant flammable stuffed animals idea gives me just enough time to get back to the gym, which is my alibi.
[05:06.675]Grover:I went there an hour ago
[05:07.878]Grover:I said, "The steam room was too steamy."
[05:09.524]Grover:I made a pretty damn big show.
[05:10.575]Grover:Then I slipped out the window.
[05:11.825]Grover:And that's how I got here now.
[05:13.029]Grover:I just sneak back in through the window.
[05:15.756]Grover:And boom, I've been at the gym three hours.
[05:17.530]Gene:I don't know if you have three hour gym body, sorry!
[05:19.766]Calvin:Yeah... it's not believable.
[05:20.987]Felix:No, you're too pasty. (Grr!)
[05:22.150]Calvin:Also, your mega-park is mega-dumb,And so are you. (Grr!)
[05:27.759]Grover:I wanna amend my earlier statement.
[05:29.207]Calvin:Here we go. (Ugh.)
[05:29.965]Grover:I'm not that evil.
[05:31.082]Grover:But I'm feeling evil today!