Her wedding dress was sewn
From semen she spat into
Her hands, screaming
I do, I do!
I do, I do! I do, I do!
I do, I do! I do, I do!
I do, I do! I do, I do!
I do, I do! I do, I—
Trading flesh for flypaper
And armed to the dentures
We don a regalia
Of useless genitalia
(Hey, hey, hey, hey!)
And closing the bible
The minister smiled
"You may now kiss
The bride," and they stood and
Stared for a while
As husband and wife
Squishing mosquitoes
All along their arms
Then drove on home
In separate cars
(Alright, you ready?)
[00:34.714]Her wedding dress was sewn
[00:39.227]From semen she spat into
[00:42.482]Her hands, screaming
[00:46.352]I do, I do!
[00:49.608]I do, I do! I do, I do!
[00:53.726]I do, I do! I do, I do!
[00:56.508]I do, I do! I do, I do!
[01:00.761]I do, I do! I do, I—
[01:04.305]Trading flesh for flypaper
[01:07.839]And armed to the dentures
[01:11.380]We don a regalia
[01:14.817]Of useless genitalia
[01:34.399]
[01:39.811](Hey, hey, hey, hey!)
[01:44.723]
[01:51.479]And closing the bible
[01:56.529]The minister smiled
[02:01.109]"You may now kiss
[02:05.952]The bride," and they stood and
[02:10.880]Stared for a while
[02:15.417]As husband and wife
[02:40.910]
[03:17.673]Squishing mosquitoes
[03:20.964]All along their arms
[03:24.588]Then drove on home
[03:28.170]In separate cars
[03:31.761]
[03:53.870](Alright, you ready?)