The Real Slime Shady

歌手： Dan Bull • 专辑：The Real Slime Shady (Minecraft Slime Rap Song) • 发布时间：2023-06-23 
作词 : Dan Bull
 作曲 : Dan Bull
The moon is full
The cave is deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
Welcome
Come inside my hole
I'm very much obliged
My friends call me...

But you might know me as slime
I am the massivest
Giant Gelatinous
Guy in this cavernous mine
My only passion is hiding in passages
Frightening passing chumps
Hi!
I'm in your messages
Slide in like cathaters
Right in your bladder
Surprise!
Try to fly and you'll happen to find
That you're trapped in a dilemma
Kafka could write
You can try and hit back
When I die I just
Snap
As if I am elastic incised
Look at the size of this bastard
Dividing like matter
The kind that'll happen when atoms collide
Not about to deny it
I'm having a fabulous time
Rapping this rhyme
I cram it with multisyllabics
And double entendres in patterns
That baffle your mind
I flip mathematics like a poltergeist
Because when I divide then I multiply
I'm not the sort to die
Wouldn't resort to violence
Cos the more you try it
Then the more I riot
One on one
I'm a one man army
Come on, Bruv
No one can harm me
We aren't going to cause
Any trouble now, are we?
So turn around and start
Running for your life calmly
The moon is full
The cave is deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
I look like a creeper's head
If he was dead
Of being beheaded by guillotine
Chop!
Instead of creeping up on villagers
To burst to smithereens
Pop!
In here your screams don't mean a hill of beans
No being can hear a thing
No sweet idyllic scenes of village greens
You're merely here to bleed
Amid dirt and in grime
You might just bump into slime
Two for the price of one
Look I'm providing
Such a good time
I'm the verdant-est slice
Of Turkish delight
Lurk in the murk of the mines
Don't you look twice
A kind word of advice
Hi, my name's slime Shady!
Dunno why but scru face Jean’s on my mind lately
My baby
Come writhe in my gravy
Twice daily
You're right in my lane
Better drive safely
When I'm pulling you aside it's
Nothing like a traffic stop
On a white lady
So you don't survive by being a cry baby
You can try vainly or die bravely
I'm a single father mother
Call me dad and mommy
Flouting the Chinese 'One Child Policy'
Started the bottom
Now I've a bloody colony
I could be a doctor
Teaching epidemiology
The moon is full
The cave is deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
I might seem green
But I'm just jelly
Putting you in a jam
like gooseberries
It's very clear I need intervention
Like when I bukkaked Peter Venkman
See me just skeet
Without an erection
Spreading my seed
In every direction
You’re gonna need some heavy protection
When I release the rest of'em
Hold up!
You've hit the sloppiest roadblock
You and your crew can run up and get coldcocked
We're a chip off of the old block
How come a Minecraft parody's a whole bop?
Even with no cock
No ovulation
We're causing overpopulation
Mobs in a mob
Self Replicating
Sorry we're late
And kept you waiting
Under a full moon
What would a fool do?
To win a for-tune
And will it fall through?
Couldn't afford to
But could have fooled you
To a cos fault, you
Keep getting foiled, you
Are like the fall dew
Back every morn new
Didn't I warn you
Didn't it dawn on you
That when we fall on your sword
Then we're born anew?
Don't make us keep repeating
Are we boring you?
Though I'd like to stay around
Alas, I can't stick
About very long
Gotta bounce
Gotta split
So put down your stick
There's no need to attack
If you do or you don't
We will keep coming back
When the moon is full
The cave is deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here
Don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here
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