I wear women ' s underwear
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
I cross my legs just like a queer
But my libido is strong when a lady is near ya
Oh What defines a straight man ' s straight
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak
I tell you what a women loves most
It ' s a man who can slap but can also stroke
Goin ' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it ' s naked
It ' s verbatim and it ' s shakin '
No no no no no no no no no no no no more getting ' elated
No more listless invitations
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
But my tender age makes it hard to care
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
It ' s a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh
All I need is a heart attack
C ' mon humble my bones with a Cardiac
Goin ' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it ' s naked
It ' s verbatim and it ' s shakin '
No no no no no no no no no no no no more getting ' elated
No more listless invitations
For the love of ****
For the sake of Pete
Did you ever really think you ' d love a guy like me
I am the rooster in the morning
I' m the cock of the day
I ' m the boxer in the briefs
I ' m a twelve ounce steak
Ya it ' s verbatim
And ya and it ' s naked
And ya and it ' s shakin '
It shakes shakes shakes
[00:24.307]I wear women ' s underwear
[00:27.068]And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
[00:30.826]I cross my legs just like a queer
[00:33.084]But my libido is strong when a lady is near ya
[00:36.844]Oh What defines a straight man ' s straight
[00:39.471]Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak
[00:42.984]I tell you what a women loves most
[00:45.494]It ' s a man who can slap but can also stroke
[00:49.255]Goin ' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it ' s naked
[00:53.005]It ' s verbatim and it ' s shakin '
[00:56.514]No no no no no no no no no no no no more getting ' elated
[01:00.776]No more listless invitations
[01:09.036]And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
[01:15.312]But my tender age makes it hard to care
[01:18.825]Incinerator and a big smoke stack
[01:21.570]It ' s a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh
[01:24.848]All I need is a heart attack
[01:27.503]C ' mon humble my bones with a Cardiac
[01:31.263]Goin ' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it ' s naked
[01:35.019]It ' s verbatim and it ' s shakin '
[01:38.777]No no no no no no no no no no no no more getting ' elated
[01:42.782]No more listless invitations
[01:47.782]For the love of ****
[01:49.296]For the sake of Pete
[01:50.803]Did you ever really think you ' d love a guy like me
[01:53.808]I am the rooster in the morning
[01:55.302]I' m the cock of the day
[01:56.807]I ' m the boxer in the briefs
[01:58.572]I ' m a twelve ounce steak
[02:00.316]
[02:13.592]Ya it ' s verbatim
[02:15.848]And ya and it ' s naked
[02:18.862]And ya and it ' s shakin '
[02:21.111]It shakes shakes shakes