I asked, "Can I pet it?" she said, "Me or the dog?"
I said, "Whoa, quick wit," she said, "pull up a chair,"
"I've got a thousand dad jokes I've been wanting to share"
She had me in stitches, fully tickled
Hotter than Portman, funnier than Rickles
She said ,"My friends are in town tonight and we're all going out
They're Swedish, and single, and I'm showing them around
You wanna come with? You seem cool and artsy"
That's when I broke the news, honey
I, I, I
I can't party
I can't party
Party
I can't party
She said, "You should really reconsider, my friends, they are a blast
And if you get too tired, you could always crash
With us in my mansion but we all share a bed
And sometimes fool around, after we are fed
My private chef is vegan, my private chef is great
Name your favorite meal and she'll put it on your plate"
I thought wow, she's rich, and clearly a smarty
But I needed to reiterate
I, I, I
I can't party
I can't party
Party
I can't party
I can't party
I wish I could but you know I can't
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:04.147]I asked, "Can I pet it?" she said, "Me or the dog?"
[00:08.861]I said, "Whoa, quick wit," she said, "pull up a chair,"
[00:12.561]"I've got a thousand dad jokes I've been wanting to share"
[00:16.995]She had me in stitches, fully tickled
[00:21.539]Hotter than Portman, funnier than Rickles
[00:24.913]She said ,"My friends are in town tonight and we're all going out
[00:29.449]They're Swedish, and single, and I'm showing them around
[00:33.543]You wanna come with? You seem cool and artsy"
[00:37.550]That's when I broke the news, honey
[00:40.003]I, I, I
[00:42.882]I can't party
[00:46.709]I can't party
[00:50.911]Party
[00:54.871]I can't party
[00:58.574]She said, "You should really reconsider, my friends, they are a blast
[01:04.054]And if you get too tired, you could always crash
[01:08.106]With us in my mansion but we all share a bed
[01:12.101]And sometimes fool around, after we are fed
[01:16.268]My private chef is vegan, my private chef is great
[01:20.316]Name your favorite meal and she'll put it on your plate"
[01:23.958]I thought wow, she's rich, and clearly a smarty
[01:28.037]But I needed to reiterate
[01:30.727]I, I, I
[01:33.536]I can't party
[01:37.712]I can't party
[01:42.000]Party
[01:45.727]I can't party
[01:50.163]I can't party
[01:51.880]I wish I could but you know I can't
I asked, "Can I pet it?" she said, "Me or the dog?"
I said, "Whoa, quick wit," she said, "pull up a chair,"
"I've got a thousand dad jokes I've been wanting to share"
She had me in stitches, fully tickled
Hotter than Portman, funnier than Rickles
She said ,"My friends are in town tonight and we're all going out
They're Swedish, and single, and I'm showing them around
You wanna come with? You seem cool and artsy"
That's when I broke the news, honey
I, I, I
I can't party
I can't party
Party
I can't party
She said, "You should really reconsider, my friends, they are a blast
And if you get too tired, you could always crash
With us in my mansion but we all share a bed
And sometimes fool around, after we are fed
My private chef is vegan, my private chef is great
Name your favorite meal and she'll put it on your plate"
I thought wow, she's rich, and clearly a smarty
But I needed to reiterate
I, I, I
I can't party
I can't party
Party
I can't party
I can't party
I wish I could but you know I can't
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:04.147]I asked, "Can I pet it?" she said, "Me or the dog?"
[00:08.861]I said, "Whoa, quick wit," she said, "pull up a chair,"
[00:12.561]"I've got a thousand dad jokes I've been wanting to share"
[00:16.995]She had me in stitches, fully tickled
[00:21.539]Hotter than Portman, funnier than Rickles
[00:24.913]She said ,"My friends are in town tonight and we're all going out
[00:29.449]They're Swedish, and single, and I'm showing them around
[00:33.543]You wanna come with? You seem cool and artsy"
[00:37.550]That's when I broke the news, honey
[00:40.003]I, I, I
[00:42.882]I can't party
[00:46.709]I can't party
[00:50.911]Party
[00:54.871]I can't party
[00:58.574]She said, "You should really reconsider, my friends, they are a blast
[01:04.054]And if you get too tired, you could always crash
[01:08.106]With us in my mansion but we all share a bed
[01:12.101]And sometimes fool around, after we are fed
[01:16.268]My private chef is vegan, my private chef is great
[01:20.316]Name your favorite meal and she'll put it on your plate"
[01:23.958]I thought wow, she's rich, and clearly a smarty
[01:28.037]But I needed to reiterate
[01:30.727]I, I, I
[01:33.536]I can't party
[01:37.712]I can't party
[01:42.000]Party
[01:45.727]I can't party
[01:50.163]I can't party
[01:51.880]I wish I could but you know I can't
I'm nice to you
I'm nice to you, I try for you, I'd die for you
I'm nice to you but you're just not into me
I'm nice to you, I try for you, I'd die fo...
I asked, "Can I pet it?" she said, "Me or the dog?"
I said, "Whoa, quick wit," she said, "pull up a chair,"
"I've got a thousand dad jokes I've been w...
Baby I been on the rocks since you left
I can feel that burn in my chest
Didn't realize that you're the best
'Til you went and put my tings to da left...
Mystery finds me in darkness
Sun won't shine
Blistering pain from a passed life
Cross that line
Into the moonlight
I rideOne way trip to the other sid...
In a little while
From now
If I'm not feeling
Any less sour
I promise myself to
Treat myself
And visit a nearby tower
Will throw myself off
In an effo...
Not in your stomach
I’m not in the ground
Not in a limousine
cruise around town
I’m not a bug
Not quite a germ
I’m humble catchy melody
I’m a earworm
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I asked, "Can I pet it?" she said, "Me or the dog?"
I said, "Whoa, quick wit," she said, "pull up a chair,"
"I've got a thousand dad jokes I've been w...