作词 : Chris Lowe/Neil Tennant
作曲 : Chris Lowe/Neil Tennant
If Jesus had a sister
would she bring him down to earth?
Say “Jesus, I’m your sister
I can say for what it’s worth
You might find immortality
but what’s the good of that to you?
Your father is a carpenter
why don’t you get a trade too?”
The authorities won’t tolerate
these claims he tends to make
Calls himself a Messiah
when he’s assumed to be a fake
If Jesus had a sister
she’d say “Get real, Mister!”
Of course he has a mother
and though she’s very nice
She never seems to offer
any sensible advice
If Jesus had a sister
she might put up a fight
Climbing up a mountain
preaching to one and all
It might sound like a humble sermon
but pride comes before a fall
The truth may still elude us
but it’ll catch up in the end
or my name isn’t Judas
and Jesus is not my friend
If only he had a sister
to say “Get real, Mister!”
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:00.000] 作词 : Chris Lowe/Neil Tennant
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Chris Lowe/Neil Tennant
[00:19.714]If Jesus had a sister
[00:26.881]would she bring him down to earth?
[00:35.448]Say “Jesus, I’m your sister
[00:43.214]I can say for what it’s worth
[00:51.537]You might find immortality
[00:59.002]but what’s the good of that to you?
[01:07.565]Your father is a carpenter
[01:14.956]why don’t you get a trade too?”
[01:23.758]The authorities won’t tolerate
[01:31.774]these claims he tends to make
[01:40.171]Calls himself a Messiah
[01:46.958]when he’s assumed to be a fake
[01:55.974]If Jesus had a sister
[02:03.721]she’d say “Get real, Mister!”
[02:27.836]Of course he has a mother
[02:35.748]and though she’s very nice
[02:43.579]She never seems to offer
[02:51.518]any sensible advice
[02:59.812]If Jesus had a sister
[03:07.596]she might put up a fight
[03:16.296]Climbing up a mountain
[03:20.210]preaching to one and all
[03:24.064]It might sound like a humble sermon
[03:28.028]but pride comes before a fall
[03:31.923]The truth may still elude us
[03:35.508]but it’ll catch up in the end
[03:39.900]or my name isn’t Judas
[03:44.198]and Jesus is not my friend
[03:50.614]If only he had a sister
[03:56.100]to say “Get real, Mister!”
作词 : Chris Lowe/Neil Tennant
作曲 : Chris Lowe/Neil Tennant
If Jesus had a sister
would she bring him down to earth?
Say “Jesus, I’m your sister
I can say for what it’s worth
You might find immortality
but what’s the good of that to you?
Your father is a carpenter
why don’t you get a trade too?”
The authorities won’t tolerate
these claims he tends to make
Calls himself a Messiah
when he’s assumed to be a fake
If Jesus had a sister
she’d say “Get real, Mister!”
Of course he has a mother
and though she’s very nice
She never seems to offer
any sensible advice
If Jesus had a sister
she might put up a fight
Climbing up a mountain
preaching to one and all
It might sound like a humble sermon
but pride comes before a fall
The truth may still elude us
but it’ll catch up in the end
or my name isn’t Judas
and Jesus is not my friend
If only he had a sister
to say “Get real, Mister!”
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:00.000] 作词 : Chris Lowe/Neil Tennant
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Chris Lowe/Neil Tennant
[00:19.714]If Jesus had a sister
[00:26.881]would she bring him down to earth?
[00:35.448]Say “Jesus, I’m your sister
[00:43.214]I can say for what it’s worth
[00:51.537]You might find immortality
[00:59.002]but what’s the good of that to you?
[01:07.565]Your father is a carpenter
[01:14.956]why don’t you get a trade too?”
[01:23.758]The authorities won’t tolerate
[01:31.774]these claims he tends to make
[01:40.171]Calls himself a Messiah
[01:46.958]when he’s assumed to be a fake
[01:55.974]If Jesus had a sister
[02:03.721]she’d say “Get real, Mister!”
[02:27.836]Of course he has a mother
[02:35.748]and though she’s very nice
[02:43.579]She never seems to offer
[02:51.518]any sensible advice
[02:59.812]If Jesus had a sister
[03:07.596]she might put up a fight
[03:16.296]Climbing up a mountain
[03:20.210]preaching to one and all
[03:24.064]It might sound like a humble sermon
[03:28.028]but pride comes before a fall
[03:31.923]The truth may still elude us
[03:35.508]but it’ll catch up in the end
[03:39.900]or my name isn’t Judas
[03:44.198]and Jesus is not my friend
[03:50.614]If only he had a sister
[03:56.100]to say “Get real, Mister!”