作词 : Stephen Sondheim
作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
CLAUDIA So much for trying someplace new.
MARIANNE What is happening to decent restaurants?
LEO If it isn't the food, it's the service.
FRITZ Didn't you hear?
RAFFAEL If it isn't the noise, it's the queue.
FRITZ Are you insane?!
PAUL Or the backs of the chairs —
LEO Or a waiter with airs —
CLAUDIA Or the long flight of stairs
To the loo.
MARIANNE There's always something...
RAFFAEL (To FRITZ , sotto voce)You know, you're hot when you are angry.
FRITZ Forget it, Raffi. I've been gay since I was three.
A cellphone rings. They reach for their phones.
PAUL , LEO , CLAUDIA , MARIANNE (Simultaneously) Is that mine? — Is it me? — That's me.— I think it's me.
FRITZ It's me, it's me, don't worry.
MARIANNE A boyfriend, I hope!
FRITZ Do you mind?
MARIANNE "PRADA" calling?! Sweetheart, you told me you're anti-fashion!
FRITZ Anti-fascist. Anti-fascist.
RAFFAEL Did you know there's an extremist group of Lefties in Moranda who call themselves — would you believe it? PRADA.
FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(Apocalypse here.)
RAFFAEL They communicate only in code.
FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(Yes, Inferno.)
RAFFAEL Their leader is known only as "Inferno."
MARIANNE And they're named after a shoe?
RAFFAEL No, PRADA stands for "People's" —
FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(Fifty million?!)
RAFFAEL "Revolutionary" —
FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(By tonight?!)
RAFFAEL "Anti-Domination"
FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(Why?)
LEO "A*****es."
PAUL "A*****es." Really?
RAFFAEL "Army."
FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(I know, I know, we can't delay the revolution...)
MARIANNE Are they dangerous?
LEO You ever meet an a*****e who wasn't?
PAUL Hey, I'm an a*****e.
CLAUDIA Yeah but, sweetie, you're not dangerous.
FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(Well, I do know a few rich a*****es but they're not gonna hand over fifty million.)
RAFFAEL (Sotto voce, to CLAUDIA )I have to have you. Now.
CLAUDIA How do you want me?
RAFFAEL The way I had you last Tuesday...
CLAUDIA I love that way.
RAFFAEL I miss you every day —
CLAUDIA Say it, say it — !
RAFFAEL Every day —
FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(Okay, okay, okay.)
RAFFAEL In my heart,
In my mind,
In my bed —
CLAUDIA More.
RAFFAEL I miss the way you always give me
Comfort, courage, head...
CLAUDIA Bite me.
RAFFAEL Claudia —
I but murmur your name —
RAFFAEL 's cellphone rings.
Excuse me.
FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(I'll do my best, Inferno.)
RAFFAEL (Sotto voce, into phone)(Hello, Abdul.)
FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(NADA BUT PRADA!)
(To the others)Anybody want to donate 50 million bucks for a noble cause?
LEO What's the cause?
FRITZ The coming revolution.
MARIANNE O, Fritzie, you are so cute!
LEO What if it's the end of the world?
Hey, folks,
Maybe it's the end of the world!
FRITZ Yeah, laugh...
RAFFAEL Maybe it's the end of the world, indeed...
MARIANNE In that case,
Buy this day for us, sweetheart,
Buy this perfect day.
CLAUDIA Agreed.
End the world, okay,
But this day,
Let it stay!
PAUL And as they say —
CLAUDIA Paul.
PAUL La vidida ay estada el tidada! Olé...
La vidida ay estada el tidada!
CLAUDIA He needs food.
PAUL La vidida ay estada el tidada!
Right, Raffi?
RAFFAEL Ordinarily, yes, life is a tit. Today, however...
PAUL (What?)
LEO (Yeah, "however" what?)
RAFFAEL (That was Abdul.)
PAUL (Is it the diplomatic pouch? Did the Feds find the coke?)
FRITZ (Overhearing)(The coke? I love it.)
RAFFAEL The PUMPKINS, yes.
It seems the locusts have descended on the pumpkins..
PAUL Oh my God.
RAFFAEL We have to feed them lots of semolina.
PAUL Jesus Christ!
LEO There's a ton of semolina in the silo, so relax.
RAFFAEL (Offering c*****e from his pocketwatch)The pumpkin itself, however, is perfect!
CLAUDIA Did he just say locusts have descended on the pumpkins?
What does that mean?
MARIANNE It's poetry. Almost.
MARIANNE And voilà, here's Bistro à La Mode!
LEO Everybody out of the car!
FRITZ (Into her phone)Hello, Inferno? That 50 mil is in the bag.
[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:20.574]CLAUDIA So much for trying someplace new.
[00:22.443]MARIANNE What is happening to decent restaurants?
[00:25.190]LEO If it isn't the food, it's the service.
[00:27.408]FRITZ Didn't you hear?
[00:28.085]RAFFAEL If it isn't the noise, it's the queue.
[00:29.964]FRITZ Are you insane?!
[00:30.794]PAUL Or the backs of the chairs —
[00:31.941]LEO Or a waiter with airs —
[00:33.374]CLAUDIA Or the long flight of stairs
[00:34.789]To the loo.
[00:36.259]MARIANNE There's always something...
[00:37.935]RAFFAEL (To FRITZ , sotto voce)You know, you're hot when you are angry.
[00:40.010]FRITZ Forget it, Raffi. I've been gay since I was three.
[00:43.430]A cellphone rings. They reach for their phones.
[00:44.153]PAUL , LEO , CLAUDIA , MARIANNE (Simultaneously) Is that mine? — Is it me? — That's me.— I think it's me.
[00:46.016]FRITZ It's me, it's me, don't worry.
[00:47.842]MARIANNE A boyfriend, I hope!
[00:49.325]FRITZ Do you mind?
[00:50.262]MARIANNE "PRADA" calling?! Sweetheart, you told me you're anti-fashion!
[00:54.254]FRITZ Anti-fascist. Anti-fascist.
[00:57.065]RAFFAEL Did you know there's an extremist group of Lefties in Moranda who call themselves — would you believe it? PRADA.
[01:02.103]FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(Apocalypse here.)
[01:02.898]RAFFAEL They communicate only in code.
[01:04.721]FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(Yes, Inferno.)
[01:05.587]RAFFAEL Their leader is known only as "Inferno."
[01:08.039]MARIANNE And they're named after a shoe?
[01:10.567]RAFFAEL No, PRADA stands for "People's" —
[01:12.674]FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(Fifty million?!)
[01:13.361]RAFFAEL "Revolutionary" —
[01:14.149]FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(By tonight?!)
[01:14.867]RAFFAEL "Anti-Domination"
[01:15.846]FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(Why?)
[01:16.493]LEO "A*****es."
[01:17.131]PAUL "A*****es." Really?
[01:18.099]RAFFAEL "Army."
[01:18.699]FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(I know, I know, we can't delay the revolution...)
[01:21.124]MARIANNE Are they dangerous?
[01:22.145]LEO You ever meet an a*****e who wasn't?
[01:24.090]PAUL Hey, I'm an a*****e.
[01:25.586]CLAUDIA Yeah but, sweetie, you're not dangerous.
[01:28.062]FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(Well, I do know a few rich a*****es but they're not gonna hand over fifty million.)
[01:33.028]RAFFAEL (Sotto voce, to CLAUDIA )I have to have you. Now.
[01:36.010]CLAUDIA How do you want me?
[01:37.440]RAFFAEL The way I had you last Tuesday...
[01:40.983]CLAUDIA I love that way.
[01:42.088]RAFFAEL I miss you every day —
[01:46.310]CLAUDIA Say it, say it — !
[01:51.069]RAFFAEL Every day —
[01:52.891]FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(Okay, okay, okay.)
[01:54.594]RAFFAEL In my heart,
[01:55.477]In my mind,
[01:56.378]In my bed —
[01:57.700]CLAUDIA More.
[01:58.301]RAFFAEL I miss the way you always give me
[02:00.861]Comfort, courage, head...
[02:04.307]CLAUDIA Bite me.
[02:06.052]RAFFAEL Claudia —
[02:08.778]I but murmur your name —
[02:12.555]RAFFAEL 's cellphone rings.
[02:13.786]Excuse me.
[02:15.014]FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(I'll do my best, Inferno.)
[02:16.609]RAFFAEL (Sotto voce, into phone)(Hello, Abdul.)
[02:18.030]FRITZ (Sotto voce, into phone)(NADA BUT PRADA!)
[02:19.700](To the others)Anybody want to donate 50 million bucks for a noble cause?
[02:23.682]LEO What's the cause?
[02:24.875]FRITZ The coming revolution.
[02:26.929]MARIANNE O, Fritzie, you are so cute!
[02:29.567]LEO What if it's the end of the world?
[02:30.922]Hey, folks,
[02:32.185]Maybe it's the end of the world!
[02:33.827]FRITZ Yeah, laugh...
[02:35.181]RAFFAEL Maybe it's the end of the world, indeed...
[02:37.681]MARIANNE In that case,
[02:38.247]Buy this day for us, sweetheart,
[02:43.036]Buy this perfect day.
[02:46.846]CLAUDIA Agreed.
[02:48.052]End the world, okay,
[02:52.112]But this day,
[02:54.163]Let it stay!
[02:56.575]PAUL And as they say —
[03:00.218]CLAUDIA Paul.
[03:01.799]PAUL La vidida ay estada el tidada! Olé...
[03:05.152]La vidida ay estada el tidada!
[03:07.170]CLAUDIA He needs food.
[03:07.831]PAUL La vidida ay estada el tidada!
[03:09.911]Right, Raffi?
[03:10.850]RAFFAEL Ordinarily, yes, life is a tit. Today, however...
[03:14.951]PAUL (What?)
[03:15.642]LEO (Yeah, "however" what?)
[03:16.499]RAFFAEL (That was Abdul.)
[03:17.529]PAUL (Is it the diplomatic pouch? Did the Feds find the coke?)
[03:20.772]FRITZ (Overhearing)(The coke? I love it.)
[03:22.141]RAFFAEL The PUMPKINS, yes.
[03:23.282]It seems the locusts have descended on the pumpkins..
[03:25.604]PAUL Oh my God.
[03:26.153]RAFFAEL We have to feed them lots of semolina.
[03:28.165]PAUL Jesus Christ!
[03:28.996]LEO There's a ton of semolina in the silo, so relax.
[03:32.454]RAFFAEL (Offering c*****e from his pocketwatch)The pumpkin itself, however, is perfect!
[03:41.978]CLAUDIA Did he just say locusts have descended on the pumpkins?
[03:44.624]What does that mean?
[03:47.257]MARIANNE It's poetry. Almost.
[03:50.056]MARIANNE And voilà, here's Bistro à La Mode!
[03:53.261]LEO Everybody out of the car!
[03:55.382]FRITZ (Into her phone)Hello, Inferno? That 50 mil is in the bag.