His friends told him: "You should get out more, Percy, you'll wind up looking like a dog, ha ha!"
He was later arrested near a lamp post.
At his trial some months later he surprised everyone by mistaking a policeman for a postman and tearing his trousers off with his bare teeth.
In his defence he told the court, "It's hard to tell the difference when they take their hats off."
Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door.
Instead of the turbaned ruffian she expected she found a very nice young man.
She smiled. Mrs. Pench took the money.
"What will you do with it all, not that it's any of my business?" he giggled.
"I think I'll become an alcoholic," said Betty.
With a geranium behind each ear and his face painted with gay cabalistic symbols,
6-foot-8, 17-stone Police Sergeant Geoff Bull looked jolly convincing
as he sweated and grunted through a vigorous twist routine at the Frug-A-Go-Go Bierkeller.
His hot serge trousers flapped wildly over his enormous plastic sandals as he jumped and jumped and gyrated towards a long-haired man.
"Er, excuse me, man, I have reason to believe you can turn me on", he leered suggestively.
As if by magic dozens of truncheons appeared and mercilessly thrashed him.
Poor Geoff, what a turn-up for the books.
Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness,
Ron Shirt thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clacton,
he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enormous hedge dividing their gardens into the shape of a human leg.
Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his white poodle Leo into a coffee table.
"That'll fix it", thought Ron, but he was wrong.
The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
Sometimes you just can't win.
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:41.119]His friends told him: "You should get out more, Percy, you'll wind up looking like a dog, ha ha!"
[00:45.816]He was later arrested near a lamp post.
[00:47.651]At his trial some months later he surprised everyone by mistaking a policeman for a postman and tearing his trousers off with his bare teeth.
[00:54.105]In his defence he told the court, "It's hard to tell the difference when they take their hats off."
[00:59.948]
[01:34.632]Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door.
[01:41.693]Instead of the turbaned ruffian she expected she found a very nice young man.
[01:50.044]She smiled. Mrs. Pench took the money.
[01:52.292]"What will you do with it all, not that it's any of my business?" he giggled.
[01:55.202]"I think I'll become an alcoholic," said Betty.
[01:58.858]
[02:02.054]With a geranium behind each ear and his face painted with gay cabalistic symbols,
[02:05.277]6-foot-8, 17-stone Police Sergeant Geoff Bull looked jolly convincing
[02:08.464]as he sweated and grunted through a vigorous twist routine at the Frug-A-Go-Go Bierkeller.
[02:16.022]His hot serge trousers flapped wildly over his enormous plastic sandals as he jumped and jumped and gyrated towards a long-haired man.
[02:23.004]"Er, excuse me, man, I have reason to believe you can turn me on", he leered suggestively.
[02:30.045]As if by magic dozens of truncheons appeared and mercilessly thrashed him.
[02:37.140]Poor Geoff, what a turn-up for the books.
[02:40.588]
[02:44.044]Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness,
[02:47.420]Ron Shirt thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clacton,
[02:51.011]he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enormous hedge dividing their gardens into the shape of a human leg.
[02:57.581]Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his white poodle Leo into a coffee table.
[03:04.593]"That'll fix it", thought Ron, but he was wrong.
[03:08.025]The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
[03:18.639]Sometimes you just can't win.
His friends told him: "You should get out more, Percy, you'll wind up looking like a dog, ha ha!"
He was later arrested near a lamp post.
At his trial some months later he surprised everyone by mistaking a policeman for a postman and tearing his trousers off with his bare teeth.
In his defence he told the court, "It's hard to tell the difference when they take their hats off."
Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door.
Instead of the turbaned ruffian she expected she found a very nice young man.
She smiled. Mrs. Pench took the money.
"What will you do with it all, not that it's any of my business?" he giggled.
"I think I'll become an alcoholic," said Betty.
With a geranium behind each ear and his face painted with gay cabalistic symbols,
6-foot-8, 17-stone Police Sergeant Geoff Bull looked jolly convincing
as he sweated and grunted through a vigorous twist routine at the Frug-A-Go-Go Bierkeller.
His hot serge trousers flapped wildly over his enormous plastic sandals as he jumped and jumped and gyrated towards a long-haired man.
"Er, excuse me, man, I have reason to believe you can turn me on", he leered suggestively.
As if by magic dozens of truncheons appeared and mercilessly thrashed him.
Poor Geoff, what a turn-up for the books.
Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness,
Ron Shirt thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clacton,
he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enormous hedge dividing their gardens into the shape of a human leg.
Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his white poodle Leo into a coffee table.
"That'll fix it", thought Ron, but he was wrong.
The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
Sometimes you just can't win.
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:41.119]His friends told him: "You should get out more, Percy, you'll wind up looking like a dog, ha ha!"
[00:45.816]He was later arrested near a lamp post.
[00:47.651]At his trial some months later he surprised everyone by mistaking a policeman for a postman and tearing his trousers off with his bare teeth.
[00:54.105]In his defence he told the court, "It's hard to tell the difference when they take their hats off."
[00:59.948]
[01:34.632]Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door.
[01:41.693]Instead of the turbaned ruffian she expected she found a very nice young man.
[01:50.044]She smiled. Mrs. Pench took the money.
[01:52.292]"What will you do with it all, not that it's any of my business?" he giggled.
[01:55.202]"I think I'll become an alcoholic," said Betty.
[01:58.858]
[02:02.054]With a geranium behind each ear and his face painted with gay cabalistic symbols,
[02:05.277]6-foot-8, 17-stone Police Sergeant Geoff Bull looked jolly convincing
[02:08.464]as he sweated and grunted through a vigorous twist routine at the Frug-A-Go-Go Bierkeller.
[02:16.022]His hot serge trousers flapped wildly over his enormous plastic sandals as he jumped and jumped and gyrated towards a long-haired man.
[02:23.004]"Er, excuse me, man, I have reason to believe you can turn me on", he leered suggestively.
[02:30.045]As if by magic dozens of truncheons appeared and mercilessly thrashed him.
[02:37.140]Poor Geoff, what a turn-up for the books.
[02:40.588]
[02:44.044]Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness,
[02:47.420]Ron Shirt thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clacton,
[02:51.011]he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enormous hedge dividing their gardens into the shape of a human leg.
[02:57.581]Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his white poodle Leo into a coffee table.
[03:04.593]"That'll fix it", thought Ron, but he was wrong.
[03:08.025]The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
[03:18.639]Sometimes you just can't win.
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