How do you do, ladies and gentlemen?
My name is Alfred Hitchc**k
And this is Music to Be Murdered By
It is mood music in a jugular vein
And I hope you like it
Our record requires only the simplest of equipment
An ordinary phonograph needle
A four-inch speaker
And a 38 caliber revolver
Naturally, the record is long-playing
Even though you may not be
So why don't you relax?
Lean back and enjoy yourself
Until the coroner comes
[00:00.017] How do you do, ladies and gentlemen?
[00:04.600] My name is Alfred Hitchc**k
[00:07.358] And this is Music to Be Murdered By
[00:12.633] It is mood music in a jugular vein
[00:16.632] And I hope you like it
[00:20.116] Our record requires only the simplest of equipment
[00:24.779] An ordinary phonograph needle
[00:27.718] A four-inch speaker
[00:30.872] And a 38 caliber revolver
[00:35.334] Naturally, the record is long-playing
[00:38.991] Even though you may not be
[00:42.097] So why don't you relax?
[00:44.495] Lean back and enjoy yourself
[00:47.951] Until the coroner comes