Happy hour belongs to America's best-loved thugs
Here comes the 4-wheel prosthetic *****es
Got yer gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers
We couldn't find a chick to sit in the middle
So we drink ourselves sick
Lean out the windows and pinch ass instead
We are the Goons of Hazzard
Glorified on your TV
We run down bikes and hitch hikers
And we know we'll get off scot-free
We're the vigilante heroes of your tough-guy flicks
Bashing punks & bums and fags
With our baseball bats
No deer to blow away in the woods today
So we go to Oroville and shoot a black kid down
Or waste demonstrators in Greensboro instead
We are the Goons of Hazzard
Glorified on your TV
We leave you in a pool of blood
Cos we know we'll get off scot-free
Let's get him:
C'mere
C'mere
Say something to me?
We've got him cornered
We've got him cornered
Is anybody looking?
Does anybody even care?
No!
Local papers paint us up to be big heroes
City fathers & Chamber of Commerce want us deputized
The stoner gestapo keepin' your town clean
Get a shave, kid
We'll pay you as a strike-breaker
Maybe you'll make Tac Squad for the L.A.P.D.
We are the Goons of Hazzard
Glorified on your TV
We leave you in a pool of blood
And we always get off scot-free
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:38.071]Happy hour belongs to America's best-loved thugs
[00:43.074]Here comes the 4-wheel prosthetic *****es
[00:48.821]Got yer gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers
[00:51.328]We couldn't find a chick to sit in the middle
[00:53.824]So we drink ourselves sick
[00:55.586]Lean out the windows and pinch ass instead
[00:59.827]We are the Goons of Hazzard
[01:02.069]Glorified on your TV
[01:04.577]We run down bikes and hitch hikers
[01:07.825]And we know we'll get off scot-free
[01:36.263]We're the vigilante heroes of your tough-guy flicks
[01:41.465]Bashing punks & bums and fags
[01:43.710]With our baseball bats
[01:46.968]No deer to blow away in the woods today
[01:49.463]So we go to Oroville and shoot a black kid down
[01:52.466]Or waste demonstrators in Greensboro instead
[01:57.967]We are the Goons of Hazzard
[02:00.212]Glorified on your TV
[02:03.218]We leave you in a pool of blood
[02:05.961]Cos we know we'll get off scot-free
[02:47.643]Let's get him:
[02:58.830]C'mere
[03:01.339]C'mere
[03:02.828]Say something to me?
[03:05.587]We've got him cornered
[03:08.084]We've got him cornered
[03:10.586]Is anybody looking?
[03:13.267]Does anybody even care?
[03:16.290]No!
[03:26.721]Local papers paint us up to be big heroes
[03:32.178]City fathers & Chamber of Commerce want us deputized
[03:37.432]The stoner gestapo keepin' your town clean
[03:40.191]Get a shave, kid
[03:40.923]We'll pay you as a strike-breaker
[03:42.691]Maybe you'll make Tac Squad for the L.A.P.D.
[03:48.190]We are the Goons of Hazzard
[03:50.673]Glorified on your TV
[03:53.427]We leave you in a pool of blood
[03:56.425]And we always get off scot-free
Happy hour belongs to America's best-loved thugs
Here comes the 4-wheel prosthetic *****es
Got yer gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers
We couldn't find a chick to sit in the middle
So we drink ourselves sick
Lean out the windows and pinch ass instead
We are the Goons of Hazzard
Glorified on your TV
We run down bikes and hitch hikers
And we know we'll get off scot-free
We're the vigilante heroes of your tough-guy flicks
Bashing punks & bums and fags
With our baseball bats
No deer to blow away in the woods today
So we go to Oroville and shoot a black kid down
Or waste demonstrators in Greensboro instead
We are the Goons of Hazzard
Glorified on your TV
We leave you in a pool of blood
Cos we know we'll get off scot-free
Let's get him:
C'mere
C'mere
Say something to me?
We've got him cornered
We've got him cornered
Is anybody looking?
Does anybody even care?
No!
Local papers paint us up to be big heroes
City fathers & Chamber of Commerce want us deputized
The stoner gestapo keepin' your town clean
Get a shave, kid
We'll pay you as a strike-breaker
Maybe you'll make Tac Squad for the L.A.P.D.
We are the Goons of Hazzard
Glorified on your TV
We leave you in a pool of blood
And we always get off scot-free
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[00:38.071]Happy hour belongs to America's best-loved thugs
[00:43.074]Here comes the 4-wheel prosthetic *****es
[00:48.821]Got yer gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers
[00:51.328]We couldn't find a chick to sit in the middle
[00:53.824]So we drink ourselves sick
[00:55.586]Lean out the windows and pinch ass instead
[00:59.827]We are the Goons of Hazzard
[01:02.069]Glorified on your TV
[01:04.577]We run down bikes and hitch hikers
[01:07.825]And we know we'll get off scot-free
[01:36.263]We're the vigilante heroes of your tough-guy flicks
[01:41.465]Bashing punks & bums and fags
[01:43.710]With our baseball bats
[01:46.968]No deer to blow away in the woods today
[01:49.463]So we go to Oroville and shoot a black kid down
[01:52.466]Or waste demonstrators in Greensboro instead
[01:57.967]We are the Goons of Hazzard
[02:00.212]Glorified on your TV
[02:03.218]We leave you in a pool of blood
[02:05.961]Cos we know we'll get off scot-free
[02:47.643]Let's get him:
[02:58.830]C'mere
[03:01.339]C'mere
[03:02.828]Say something to me?
[03:05.587]We've got him cornered
[03:08.084]We've got him cornered
[03:10.586]Is anybody looking?
[03:13.267]Does anybody even care?
[03:16.290]No!
[03:26.721]Local papers paint us up to be big heroes
[03:32.178]City fathers & Chamber of Commerce want us deputized
[03:37.432]The stoner gestapo keepin' your town clean
[03:40.191]Get a shave, kid
[03:40.923]We'll pay you as a strike-breaker
[03:42.691]Maybe you'll make Tac Squad for the L.A.P.D.
[03:48.190]We are the Goons of Hazzard
[03:50.673]Glorified on your TV
[03:53.427]We leave you in a pool of blood
[03:56.425]And we always get off scot-free
We ain't going to the party
We ain't going to the game
We ain't going to the disco
Ain't gonna cruise down main
On a Friday night
Drivin' in the mount...
Drinkin' beer in the hot sun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
I needed *** and I got mine
I fought the law and I won
I fought th...
Twilight city gonna set my soul
It's gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn
So get those stakes up high
There's a tho...
Seems like the more I think I know, the more I find I don't
Anarchy sounds good to me, then someone asks who'd fix the sewers
Would the rednecks just ...
Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses
Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits
Been sitting there for years I'm gonna have at it
I cut th...
I am your plumber, no I never went away
I still bug your bedrooms and pick up everything you say
It can be a boring job
To monitor all day your excess...
I don't need your way of life
I can't stand your attitudes
I can do without your strife
I don't need this ****ing world
I don't need this ****ing worl...
So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl
Play eth...
Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gasses
Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits
Been sitting there for years, I'm gonna have at it
I cut t...