作曲 : Sofia Moulton
I am the funniest person on earth
So I've been told a hundred times
And I'm the prettiest girl in the universe
You aren't hearing it from me first
It's been passed down for so long
It transcends time
I am the wittiest human today
I've heard it all a million times
And oh, God I'm brilliant or so they say
You'll watch them ride, I've paved the way
For being broken, dating douchebags till I die
In his house most likely bleeding out on his couch
They'll try it all to ditch the stain, but it won't come out
Would you love me if I cut my hair and cross-stitched up my mouth
It's a joke
I am known for being the funniest girl around
I am the funniest person on earth
It's made the news at least four times
'Cause everything's a God damn joke when I get hurt
I'd break my bones to make you laugh at me
I'd kill myself to be just what you like
In your house most likely skin-to-skin on your couch
Make my point, slap face and be the talk of the town
Will you love me if I change my name and pardon how she sounds
It's a joke
I am known for being the funniest
I'm known for being the funniest
I am just so goddamn funny
Look, the whole world's laughing with me
I am known for being the funniest girl around
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Sofia Moulton
[00:14.028]I am the funniest person on earth
[00:20.033]So I've been told a hundred times
[00:26.596]And I'm the prettiest girl in the universe
[00:33.242]You aren't hearing it from me first
[00:36.831]It's been passed down for so long
[00:40.103]It transcends time
[00:42.527]
[00:46.638]I am the wittiest human today
[00:52.688]I've heard it all a million times
[00:58.976]And oh, God I'm brilliant or so they say
[01:05.859]You'll watch them ride, I've paved the way
[01:09.307]For being broken, dating douchebags till I die
[01:14.538]
[01:15.982]In his house most likely bleeding out on his couch
[01:22.555]They'll try it all to ditch the stain, but it won't come out
[01:29.231]Would you love me if I cut my hair and cross-stitched up my mouth
[01:35.756]It's a joke
[01:39.158]I am known for being the funniest girl around
[01:44.298]
[01:48.804]I am the funniest person on earth
[01:54.765]It's made the news at least four times
[02:01.809]'Cause everything's a God damn joke when I get hurt
[02:08.259]I'd break my bones to make you laugh at me
[02:11.957]I'd kill myself to be just what you like
[02:16.496]
[02:18.449]In your house most likely skin-to-skin on your couch
[02:24.650]Make my point, slap face and be the talk of the town
[02:31.132]Will you love me if I change my name and pardon how she sounds
[02:37.666]It's a joke
[02:40.937]I am known for being the funniest
[02:44.640]I'm known for being the funniest
[02:47.676]I am just so goddamn funny
[02:50.731]Look, the whole world's laughing with me
[02:54.031]I am known for being the funniest girl around