Chorus:
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler
could have been a Tailor,
He turned out to be Norman Mailer
Whoaaoo
He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
Mommy was a hamster, Daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a ****ing failure
(chorus)
He's so glad he's Vlad
When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn't like him
because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrath
But the ancient art of impalement
was something that the boy had learned
Oh, how he learned
He learned, they burned and burned and burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned
He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:12.09]Chorus:
[00:12.33]Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
[00:12.96]Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
[00:15.42]Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
[00:16.05]Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler
[00:21.75]could have been a Tailor,
[00:22.44]He turned out to be Norman Mailer
[00:23.64]Whoaaoo
[00:23.94]He stepped back and he smoked a joint
[00:36.93]Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
[00:39.51]Mommy was a hamster, Daddy was a jailer
[00:41.10]Real tough childhood for such a ****ing failure
[00:59.46](chorus)
[01:04.77]He's so glad he's Vlad
[01:05.49]When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
[02:14.16]But you know they didn't like him
[02:16.68]because all the Turks were jerks
[02:17.91]When Vlad returned home his wrath
[02:25.20]But the ancient art of impalement
[02:26.22]was something that the boy had learned
[02:28.35]Oh, how he learned
[02:32.40]He learned, they burned and burned and burned
[02:37.17]Rotisseries of corpses turned
[02:37.86]He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad
Chorus:
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler
could have been a Tailor,
He turned out to be Norman Mailer
Whoaaoo
He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
Mommy was a hamster, Daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a ****ing failure
(chorus)
He's so glad he's Vlad
When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn't like him
because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrath
But the ancient art of impalement
was something that the boy had learned
Oh, how he learned
He learned, they burned and burned and burned
Rotisseries of corpses turned
He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:12.09]Chorus:
[00:12.33]Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
[00:12.96]Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
[00:15.42]Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
[00:16.05]Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler
[00:21.75]could have been a Tailor,
[00:22.44]He turned out to be Norman Mailer
[00:23.64]Whoaaoo
[00:23.94]He stepped back and he smoked a joint
[00:36.93]Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
[00:39.51]Mommy was a hamster, Daddy was a jailer
[00:41.10]Real tough childhood for such a ****ing failure
[00:59.46](chorus)
[01:04.77]He's so glad he's Vlad
[01:05.49]When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
[02:14.16]But you know they didn't like him
[02:16.68]because all the Turks were jerks
[02:17.91]When Vlad returned home his wrath
[02:25.20]But the ancient art of impalement
[02:26.22]was something that the boy had learned
[02:28.35]Oh, how he learned
[02:32.40]He learned, they burned and burned and burned
[02:37.17]Rotisseries of corpses turned
[02:37.86]He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad