There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Russia"s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she"d heard the things he"d done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Russia"s greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.
"This man"s just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don"t you try to do it, please "
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they"re not to blame
" Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Russia"s greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn"t quit, they wanted his head
Russia"s greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead
Oh, those Russians..
[00:31.74]There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
[00:33.66]He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
[00:38.37]But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
[00:39.57]He could preach the bible like a preacher
[00:40.65]Full of ecstacy and fire
[00:41.70]But he also was the kind of teacher
[00:42.63]Women would desire
[00:50.01]There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
[00:53.64]He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
[01:01.17]But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
[01:05.43]He could preach the bible like a preacher
[01:09.18]Full of ecstacy and fire
[01:12.87]But he also was the kind of teacher
[01:16.74]Women would desire
[01:22.41]Lover of the Russian queen
[01:24.57]There was a cat that really was gone
[01:30.03]Russia"s greatest love machine
[01:32.16]It was a shame how he carried on
[01:52.50]He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
[01:56.10]But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
[02:00.12]In all affairs of state he was the man to please
[02:03.78]But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
[02:07.89]For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
[02:11.73]Though she"d heard the things he"d done
[02:15.36]She believed he was a holy healer
[02:19.26]Who would heal her son
[02:24.96]Lover of the Russian queen
[02:27.09]There was a cat that really was gone
[02:32.55]Russia"s greatest love machine
[02:34.71]It was a shame how he carried on
[02:49.44]the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.
[03:17.28]"This man"s just got to go!" declared his enemies
[03:21.33]But the ladies begged "Don"t you try to do it, please "
[03:28.89]Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
[03:33.12]Then one night some men of higher standing
[03:36.72]Set a trap, they"re not to blame
[03:39.99]" Come to visit us" they kept demanding
[03:44.37]And he really came
[03:50.10]Lover of the Russian queen
[03:52.23]They put some poison into his wine
[03:57.72]Russia"s greatest love machine
[03:59.82]He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
[04:07.20]Lover of the Russian queen
[04:09.30]They didn"t quit, they wanted his head
[04:14.76]Russia"s greatest love machine
[04:16.92]And so they shot him till he was dead
[04:22.56]Oh, those Russians..