作词 : Meroy
作曲 : Meroy
编曲 : Meroy
(Verse 1 - Rap)
解锁手机,点开APP,头像看花眼,一天又过去 (Conversational, relatable flow, a 'phone unlocking' then 'app notification' sound effect)
算法说你配对完美,(挑眉)抱歉,大数据能懂什么是灵魂的默契?(Slightly cynical but playful tone, questioning algorithms)
P过的照片,复制的签名,(无语)每个人都像流水线的统一出品 (Observing superficiality, a subtle 'factory stamp' sound effect)
(小声)我的那个Ta,到底藏在哪个平行宇宙里,喂,有没有人回应?(Whispered, a bit lost, then a playful shout "Wei!")
(Pre-Chorus - The feeling of digital fatigue/longing)
指尖运动,(滑动声)划过成千上万个ID (A prominent 'swipe' sound effect, feeling of endlessness)
(叹气)丘比特是不是,也开始用AI,忘记了牵红线这门技艺?(Playful sigh, referencing Chinese matchmaker god '月老' (Yuè Lǎo) and '红线' (hóngxiàn - red thread of fate))
我只想要,一点点真心实意!
(Chorus - Catchy, Repetitive Hook about Swiping and Hoping for "缘分")
左滑右滑有点慌,慌慌慌!我的缘分在何方?(Extremely catchy, rhythmic hook, "慌慌慌" (huāng huāng huāng - flustered/panicked) as a repetitive chant, a 'woosh' or 'rewind' sound effect for swiping too fast)
左滑右滑有点忙,忙忙忙!谁是我的Mr./Miss Right,帮帮忙!(Playful desperation, "帮帮忙" (bāngbang máng - help me out!) as a cute plea)
(期待)那传说中的“缘分”啊,(缘分!缘分!)你到底躲猫猫在哪个旮旯藏?(Directly using "缘分" (yuánfèn - fate), "缘分!缘分!" as an echo or ad-lib chant)
别让我,对着屏幕,空欢喜一场又一场!(Relatable frustration, with harmonies)
(Verse 2 - Rap)
终于鼓起勇气,约在线下见个面,心情忐忑又新鲜 (Building up to a date)
(结果)“照片仅供参考”,本人和精修图差了十万八千里远 (Comical letdown, a 'record scratch' or 'fail' sound effect)
尬聊半小时,(捂脸)脚趾抠出三室一厅的梦幻庄园 (Playfully describing extreme awkwardness)
(内心OS)月老啊月老,你的红线是不是,也需要WiFi充电?(Internal thought, another funny reference to 月老 and modern tech)
(Pre-Chorus - The feeling of digital fatigue/longing)
点一杯奶茶,(吸溜)试图缓解这尴尬的气场 (A 'slurping' drink sound effect, trying to cope)
(苦笑)科技很发达,但真爱好像还是个限量版宝藏 (Wry smile, love is rare)
我只想要,真实的拥抱,暖暖的肩膀!
(Chorus - Catchy, Repetitive Hook about Swiping and Hoping for "缘分")
左滑右滑有点慌,慌慌慌!我的缘分在何方?('Swipe' sounds, "慌慌慌" chant)
左滑右滑有点忙,忙忙忙!谁是我的Mr./Miss Right,帮帮忙!(Playful desperation)
(期待)那传说中的“缘分”啊,(缘分!缘分!)你到底躲猫猫在哪个旮旯藏?("缘分!缘分!" chant)
别让我,对着屏幕,空欢喜一场又一场!(Relatable frustration)
(Bridge - A more direct mention of "缘分" or wishing for a more fated encounter)
(Beat might slow down slightly or become more melodic for a moment. Rapper's flow could be more thoughtful.)
我相信,某个转角,不经意地抬头望 (Hopeful for a natural encounter)
那个人,(一定)会在对的时间出现,带着专属的光芒 (Belief in fate, "一定" (yīdìng - definitely) for emphasis)
不是代码的计算,(是心动)是心与心自然的碰撞 (Rejecting algorithms for real connection, a subtle 'heartbeat' sound building up)
我的“缘分”剧本,(期待)主角快登场,别再让我空想!(Calling out for fate, building back to the chorus energy)
(Chorus - Maximum Energy, "Brainwashing" Repetition)
左滑右滑有点慌,慌慌慌!我的缘分在何方?
左滑右滑有点忙,忙忙忙!谁是我的Mr./Miss Right,帮帮忙!
那传说中的“缘分”啊,(缘分!缘分!缘分!)你到底躲猫猫在哪个旮旯藏?
别让我,对着屏幕,空欢喜一场又一场!
(Outro)
(Main hook "左滑右滑..." or "缘分在哪方?" repeats with the beat and 'swipe' 'notification' sound effects, then fades.)
缘分…你在哪里呀…慌慌慌… (Voice fades with a playful, hopeful sigh, and the repetitive "慌慌慌")
(Music ends with a final 'message sent' sound, then a hopeful 'new match' chime, or just a playful 'boop'.)
作词 : Meroy
作曲 : Meroy
编曲 : Meroy
(Verse 1 - Rap)
解锁手机,点开APP,头像看花眼,一天又过去 (Conversational, relatable flow, a 'phone unlocking' then 'app notification' sound effect)
算法说你配对完美,(挑眉)抱歉,大数据能懂什么是灵魂的默契?(Slightly cynical but playful tone, questioning algorithms)
P过的照片,复制的签名,(无语)每个人都像流水线的统一出品 (Observing superficiality, a subtle 'factory stamp' sound effect)
(小声)我的那个Ta,到底藏在哪个平行宇宙里,喂,有没有人回应?(Whispered, a bit lost, then a playful shout "Wei!")
(Pre-Chorus - The feeling of digital fatigue/longing)
指尖运动,(滑动声)划过成千上万个ID (A prominent 'swipe' sound effect, feeling of endlessness)
(叹气)丘比特是不是,也开始用AI,忘记了牵红线这门技艺?(Playful sigh, referencing Chinese matchmaker god '月老' (Yuè Lǎo) and '红线' (hóngxiàn - red thread of fate))
我只想要,一点点真心实意!
(Chorus - Catchy, Repetitive Hook about Swiping and Hoping for "缘分")
左滑右滑有点慌,慌慌慌!我的缘分在何方?(Extremely catchy, rhythmic hook, "慌慌慌" (huāng huāng huāng - flustered/panicked) as a repetitive chant, a 'woosh' or 'rewind' sound effect for swiping too fast)
左滑右滑有点忙,忙忙忙!谁是我的Mr./Miss Right,帮帮忙!(Playful desperation, "帮帮忙" (bāngbang máng - help me out!) as a cute plea)
(期待)那传说中的“缘分”啊,(缘分!缘分!)你到底躲猫猫在哪个旮旯藏?(Directly using "缘分" (yuánfèn - fate), "缘分!缘分!" as an echo or ad-lib chant)
别让我,对着屏幕,空欢喜一场又一场!(Relatable frustration, with harmonies)
(Verse 2 - Rap)
终于鼓起勇气,约在线下见个面,心情忐忑又新鲜 (Building up to a date)
(结果)“照片仅供参考”,本人和精修图差了十万八千里远 (Comical letdown, a 'record scratch' or 'fail' sound effect)
尬聊半小时,(捂脸)脚趾抠出三室一厅的梦幻庄园 (Playfully describing extreme awkwardness)
(内心OS)月老啊月老,你的红线是不是,也需要WiFi充电?(Internal thought, another funny reference to 月老 and modern tech)
(Pre-Chorus - The feeling of digital fatigue/longing)
点一杯奶茶,(吸溜)试图缓解这尴尬的气场 (A 'slurping' drink sound effect, trying to cope)
(苦笑)科技很发达,但真爱好像还是个限量版宝藏 (Wry smile, love is rare)
我只想要,真实的拥抱,暖暖的肩膀!
(Chorus - Catchy, Repetitive Hook about Swiping and Hoping for "缘分")
左滑右滑有点慌,慌慌慌!我的缘分在何方?('Swipe' sounds, "慌慌慌" chant)
左滑右滑有点忙,忙忙忙!谁是我的Mr./Miss Right,帮帮忙!(Playful desperation)
(期待)那传说中的“缘分”啊,(缘分!缘分!)你到底躲猫猫在哪个旮旯藏?("缘分!缘分!" chant)
别让我,对着屏幕,空欢喜一场又一场!(Relatable frustration)
(Bridge - A more direct mention of "缘分" or wishing for a more fated encounter)
(Beat might slow down slightly or become more melodic for a moment. Rapper's flow could be more thoughtful.)
我相信,某个转角,不经意地抬头望 (Hopeful for a natural encounter)
那个人,(一定)会在对的时间出现,带着专属的光芒 (Belief in fate, "一定" (yīdìng - definitely) for emphasis)
不是代码的计算,(是心动)是心与心自然的碰撞 (Rejecting algorithms for real connection, a subtle 'heartbeat' sound building up)
我的“缘分”剧本,(期待)主角快登场,别再让我空想!(Calling out for fate, building back to the chorus energy)
(Chorus - Maximum Energy, "Brainwashing" Repetition)
左滑右滑有点慌,慌慌慌!我的缘分在何方?
左滑右滑有点忙,忙忙忙!谁是我的Mr./Miss Right,帮帮忙!
那传说中的“缘分”啊,(缘分!缘分!缘分!)你到底躲猫猫在哪个旮旯藏?
别让我,对着屏幕,空欢喜一场又一场!
(Outro)
(Main hook "左滑右滑..." or "缘分在哪方?" repeats with the beat and 'swipe' 'notification' sound effects, then fades.)
缘分…你在哪里呀…慌慌慌… (Voice fades with a playful, hopeful sigh, and the repetitive "慌慌慌")
(Music ends with a final 'message sent' sound, then a hopeful 'new match' chime, or just a playful 'boop'.)