Made in Switzerland

歌手: Hazel Brugger Sandra Studer Petra Mede • 专辑:Made in Switzerland • 发布时间:2025-06-06
作词 : Lukas Hobi/Christian Knecht
 作曲 : Lukas Hobi/Christian Knecht
What do you think of Switzerland
When you think of Switzerland?
What's the most Swiss thing from Switzerland?
It's not Roger Federer
Do you think that Switzerland
Is just the motherland
Of all the watches, chocolate and
Just a winter wonderland?
Yo-lo-lo-dee-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
No! We have more than yodeling
The best inventions are all made in Switzerland
Uh, for example?

Well, instant coffee, potato peelers and processed cheese
Haha, the famous Swiss army knife with clever tools
And a lift for skis!
You know, there wouldn't be a rockstar
Without the electric guitar, waoh-oh-oh-oh

Hazel, let's do this
Alright, Sandra!

Made in Switzerland, like the zipper and muesli
Made in Switzerland, like the internet or LSD
Made in Switzerland, and when you need transparency
Just use some cellophane that's made in Switzerland
Like the garlic press – take two and one for free
Is made in Switzerland
Like our neutral weapon industry
Made in Switzerland, the theory of relativity
Is theoretically made in Switzerland

But there's one thing that's more famous
And even bigger than the Matterhorn
What could it be?
Here's the absolutely true and never before been told story
Of how the most Swiss invention of all was born

It all started in the mid-50s
In the mid-50s of the 13th century
When this ancient land was in desperate
Need of a hero who'd unite them all

The colors have changed to sepia
Welcome to old "Helvetia"
This land is rich in poverty
There's hunger, thirst and misery
We are so poor, the cheese has holes
We need someone to save our souls
Save us from misery, lead us to liberty
Here in old "Helvetia"
But who will lead us to the light?

Is it Heidi?
No
Is it just a regular Swiss cow?
No
Is it the wicked witch of the west?
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
No
And most certainly not Roger Federer
No!

It’s our national hero
The Swiss version of Robin Hood
Who fights for good
We know him well
It's William Tell

I'm a crossbowman and a hero, but
I just can't stand the sight of blood
I'd rather sing in bright light nights
And dance in sassy tights
I have a vision of a world without division
I have a vision where true love is our mission
So here's my decision
We do a music competition
And I name this vision
"Concours l'Eurovision de la chanson"
Can you say it again?
Oh, never mind
Let's call my vision
Eurovision

Made in Switzerland
We celebrate Tell's vision here
Made in Switzerland
On television every year
Made in Switzerland
And now you finally understand
That like the Swiss Eurovision is:

Non-political, strictly neutral
Doesn't matter if you’re good or brutal
Welcome gender diversity
But with decency and no nudity
Sparks of fire and crazy lightning
Make the staging far more frightening
Why the hell is it raining here?
Oh, is it Gjon's Tears?
No, it's tears from Roger Federer

We've invented democracy and the voting system too
So blame it on the Swiss if your song won't go through

Made in Switzerland
We've invented ESC
Made in Switzerland
To unite the people peacefully
Made in Switzerland
We sing and dance in harmony
Let's raise our fondue forks in unity
'Cause Eurovision's as you see
All made in Switzerland
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