Convenient and fresh. Why don't you rip something?
wi-fi warrior from the waldorf astoria
raiding up the mini bar and pouring a
mixed drink, so i get down and think
like a mage straight up from the brain to the page
filling up my crit gauge blocking haters from the cage
secure server beating them off like a pervert
a wordburglar (not from canada)
i ain't mad at ya just a little peeved
and I'll make like a tree and leave
best believe I'm in the scene and I will siege
just like a tank in/out, then flee
but I've never been a vulture, just a savior
locke like Lost, teched up like protoss
and I'm carrying the game, they call me (the boss)
supervisor ain't none wiser
make it rain all the time, i ain't a miser
ain't no scrooge, I'm a generous dude
but i won't hesitate to eat you like food
Don't be rude, I'll eat you like grues
fire out his mandibles, nerd rap cannibals
(lars and i we hungry like hannibal)
all got the smarts to make it go dark
eclipse everyone with our bite and our bark
and it's evident we did it more that just a few times
graduate nerd life (grammy candidates)
anybody step to us and (we ain't having it)
gigantic robots dg ep
no one hit wonders (lars and yt)
DJ Abilities called. He wants his MC back
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[MC Lars:]
Convenient and fresh. Why don't you rip something?
[YTCracker:]
wi-fi warrior from the waldorf astoria
raiding up the mini bar and pouring a
mixed drink, so i get down and think
like a mage straight up from the brain to the page
filling up my crit gauge blocking haters from the cage
secure server beating them off like a pervert
a wordburglar (not from canada)
i ain't mad at ya just a little peeved
and I'll make like a tree and leave
best believe I'm in the scene and I will siege
just like a tank in/out, then flee
but I've never been a vulture, just a savior
locke like Lost, teched up like protoss
and I'm carrying the game, they call me (the boss)
supervisor ain't none wiser
make it rain all the time, i ain't a miser
ain't no scrooge, I'm a generous dude
but i won't hesitate to eat you like food
Don't be rude, I'll eat you like grues
fire out his mandibles, nerd rap cannibals
(lars and i we hungry like hannibal)
all got the smarts to make it go dark
eclipse everyone with our bite and our bark
and it's evident we did it more that just a few times
graduate nerd life (grammy candidates)
anybody step to us and (we ain't having it)
gigantic robots dg ep
no one hit wonders (lars and yt)
DJ Abilities called. He wants his MC back
📝 纯歌词版本
Convenient and fresh. Why don't you rip something?
wi-fi warrior from the waldorf astoria
raiding up the mini bar and pouring a
mixed drink, so i get down and think
like a mage straight up from the brain to the page
filling up my crit gauge blocking haters from the cage
secure server beating them off like a pervert
a wordburglar (not from canada)
i ain't mad at ya just a little peeved
and I'll make like a tree and leave
best believe I'm in the scene and I will siege
just like a tank in/out, then flee
but I've never been a vulture, just a savior
locke like Lost, teched up like protoss
and I'm carrying the game, they call me (the boss)
supervisor ain't none wiser
make it rain all the time, i ain't a miser
ain't no scrooge, I'm a generous dude
but i won't hesitate to eat you like food
Don't be rude, I'll eat you like grues
fire out his mandibles, nerd rap cannibals
(lars and i we hungry like hannibal)
all got the smarts to make it go dark
eclipse everyone with our bite and our bark
and it's evident we did it more that just a few times
graduate nerd life (grammy candidates)
anybody step to us and (we ain't having it)
gigantic robots dg ep
no one hit wonders (lars and yt)
DJ Abilities called. He wants his MC back
🎵 LRC歌词版本
[MC Lars:]
Convenient and fresh. Why don't you rip something?
[YTCracker:]
wi-fi warrior from the waldorf astoria
raiding up the mini bar and pouring a
mixed drink, so i get down and think
like a mage straight up from the brain to the page
filling up my crit gauge blocking haters from the cage
secure server beating them off like a pervert
a wordburglar (not from canada)
i ain't mad at ya just a little peeved
and I'll make like a tree and leave
best believe I'm in the scene and I will siege
just like a tank in/out, then flee
but I've never been a vulture, just a savior
locke like Lost, teched up like protoss
and I'm carrying the game, they call me (the boss)
supervisor ain't none wiser
make it rain all the time, i ain't a miser
ain't no scrooge, I'm a generous dude
but i won't hesitate to eat you like food
Don't be rude, I'll eat you like grues
fire out his mandibles, nerd rap cannibals
(lars and i we hungry like hannibal)
all got the smarts to make it go dark
eclipse everyone with our bite and our bark
and it's evident we did it more that just a few times
graduate nerd life (grammy candidates)
anybody step to us and (we ain't having it)
gigantic robots dg ep
no one hit wonders (lars and yt)
DJ Abilities called. He wants his MC back
I woke up Easter morning in excruciating pain
I guess kidney stones they were coming through again
it's the guy version, listen, nothing feels worse
I...
they call me arthur ruler of camelot
i'm a demigod got a team of knights
got a sword name excalibur legendary damager
everyone knows i'm the round tab...
had a problem with the chicks in the early nineties
now i pimp women until I'm ninety
poster child for the geeky life
manifested get the girls undress...
Wait, what's that noise? YTCracker, are those zombies?
Zombies in the studio!
This is our horrorcore song because it has zombies on it.
It sounds like...
With so much drama at my detective agency
It's kind of hard to be an A.C.M.E. agent like me
Because Carmen Sandiego, well she keeps evading me
She's f...
Welcome to the Wild Wild West
Pecos Lars won't hesitate to put a slug in your chest
Hard rhymer, 49-er, got my Remington Cocked
manifest destiny was ...
Hey England... let's kick it.
Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC?
Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings?
Pounds and pence...
The government is lying!
Don't believe everything you hear!
In fact, there's a logical explanation for everything
Let's trace it back to the genesis
I...