Ted: You had to play the race card.
Barney: Relax, Ted, we didn't do anything wrong.
And, BTW, we'd be out of here by now if you'd have tucked in your shirt.
Police: Go ahead, JFK.
What is the baggage status?
Police A: They're clean.
It's just a whole bunch of condoms.
And a PowerBar.
Police: You're free to go.
Ted: Don't come to Philly.
Marshall: Man, I'm almost halfway there.
Ted: Yeah, we just got released and we're heading back on the next flight.
Meet us at MacLaren's.
Maybe we can still make last call.
Marshall: Can't we just…
Ted: No, we can't "just," we're going home.
Barney: We're going to Sascha's.
Ted: Who the hell is Sascha?
Barney: Sascha. She's having friends over for drinks at her house.
It's gonna be legend…Wait for it,
and I hope you're not lactose intolerant,
'cause the second half of that word is "dairy."
Ted: No!
Barney: Legendary!
Marshall: Legendary. That sounds awesome!
Ted: No, Marshall, we're going back.
Hold on, I have another call. Hello?
Barney: Marshall, we're going to Sascha's.
Ted: No, we're not.
Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here. Yes, we are.
Marshall: Sorry, buddy. Two against one.
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LRC歌词版本
[00:00.000]Ted: You had to play the race card.
[00:07.712]Barney: Relax, Ted, we didn't do anything wrong.
[00:10.957]And, BTW, we'd be out of here by now if you'd have tucked in your shirt.
[00:15.189]Police: Go ahead, JFK.
[00:17.220]What is the baggage status?
[00:18.352]Police A: They're clean.
[00:19.469]It's just a whole bunch of condoms.
[00:21.123]And a PowerBar.
[00:22.944]Police: You're free to go.
[00:25.938]Ted: Don't come to Philly.
[00:29.407]Marshall: Man, I'm almost halfway there.
[00:31.186]Ted: Yeah, we just got released and we're heading back on the next flight.
[00:33.299]Meet us at MacLaren's.
[00:34.398]Maybe we can still make last call.
[00:35.418]Marshall: Can't we just…
[00:36.348]Ted: No, we can't "just," we're going home.
[00:38.904]Barney: We're going to Sascha's.
[00:40.586]Ted: Who the hell is Sascha?
[00:42.185]Barney: Sascha. She's having friends over for drinks at her house.
[00:46.625]It's gonna be legend…Wait for it,
[00:49.185]and I hope you're not lactose intolerant,
[00:50.795]'cause the second half of that word is "dairy."
[00:52.574]Ted: No!
[00:53.784]Barney: Legendary!
[00:55.052]Marshall: Legendary. That sounds awesome!
[00:56.864]Ted: No, Marshall, we're going back.
[00:58.100]Hold on, I have another call. Hello?
[01:02.474]Barney: Marshall, we're going to Sascha's.
[01:04.065]Ted: No, we're not.
[01:04.999]Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here. Yes, we are.
[01:08.558]Marshall: Sorry, buddy. Two against one.
Ted: You had to play the race card.
Barney: Relax, Ted, we didn't do anything wrong.
And, BTW, we'd be out of here by now if you'd have tucked in your shirt.
Police: Go ahead, JFK.
What is the baggage status?
Police A: They're clean.
It's just a whole bunch of condoms.
And a PowerBar.
Police: You're free to go.
Ted: Don't come to Philly.
Marshall: Man, I'm almost halfway there.
Ted: Yeah, we just got released and we're heading back on the next flight.
Meet us at MacLaren's.
Maybe we can still make last call.
Marshall: Can't we just…
Ted: No, we can't "just," we're going home.
Barney: We're going to Sascha's.
Ted: Who the hell is Sascha?
Barney: Sascha. She's having friends over for drinks at her house.
It's gonna be legend…Wait for it,
and I hope you're not lactose intolerant,
'cause the second half of that word is "dairy."
Ted: No!
Barney: Legendary!
Marshall: Legendary. That sounds awesome!
Ted: No, Marshall, we're going back.
Hold on, I have another call. Hello?
Barney: Marshall, we're going to Sascha's.
Ted: No, we're not.
Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here. Yes, we are.
Marshall: Sorry, buddy. Two against one.
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LRC歌词版本
[00:00.000]Ted: You had to play the race card.
[00:07.712]Barney: Relax, Ted, we didn't do anything wrong.
[00:10.957]And, BTW, we'd be out of here by now if you'd have tucked in your shirt.
[00:15.189]Police: Go ahead, JFK.
[00:17.220]What is the baggage status?
[00:18.352]Police A: They're clean.
[00:19.469]It's just a whole bunch of condoms.
[00:21.123]And a PowerBar.
[00:22.944]Police: You're free to go.
[00:25.938]Ted: Don't come to Philly.
[00:29.407]Marshall: Man, I'm almost halfway there.
[00:31.186]Ted: Yeah, we just got released and we're heading back on the next flight.
[00:33.299]Meet us at MacLaren's.
[00:34.398]Maybe we can still make last call.
[00:35.418]Marshall: Can't we just…
[00:36.348]Ted: No, we can't "just," we're going home.
[00:38.904]Barney: We're going to Sascha's.
[00:40.586]Ted: Who the hell is Sascha?
[00:42.185]Barney: Sascha. She's having friends over for drinks at her house.
[00:46.625]It's gonna be legend…Wait for it,
[00:49.185]and I hope you're not lactose intolerant,
[00:50.795]'cause the second half of that word is "dairy."
[00:52.574]Ted: No!
[00:53.784]Barney: Legendary!
[00:55.052]Marshall: Legendary. That sounds awesome!
[00:56.864]Ted: No, Marshall, we're going back.
[00:58.100]Hold on, I have another call. Hello?
[01:02.474]Barney: Marshall, we're going to Sascha's.
[01:04.065]Ted: No, we're not.
[01:04.999]Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here. Yes, we are.
[01:08.558]Marshall: Sorry, buddy. Two against one.