Patricia: Uh, sorry to bother you with this, chief. We've got kind of a situation .
Richard: What now?
(Richard is standing in front of a room full of doctors and interns with Patricia seated near him)
Richard: Three interns, four residents and six nurses on this surgical floor have been diagnosed with...syphilis.
(The room makes oohing noises)
Patricia: There are over 70,000 new cases every year.
(Olivia looks at George across the room)
Patricia: Undiagnosed, syphilis can lead to blindness, insanity and death.
Richard: If you are having unprotected *** with another member of the staff get tested. This is not a request.
Richard: Patricia will now give you a safe-*** demonstration .
(Patricia stands up holding a condom and a banana)
Patricia: When the time is right, and, gentlemen, you'll all know when that time is, carefully open the condom packet and roll it onto the banana.
(Derek enters)
Derek: (Whispering to Richard) We should try and get down to do the MRI now.
Richard: This isn't really a good time.
Derek: If you want to do this without anybody else knowing, you should do it now.
Patricia: Open communication is essential to a healthy relationship. In a responsible relationship...
Meredith: (Whispering to Cristina) Poor George.
Cristina: Yeah. You know, I think he really likes Typhoid Mary.
Meredith: Well, not many budding relationships survive a good dose of VD.
Cristina: Yeah.
Patricia: When the banana is finished...
Meredith: Yeah.
Patricia:...gently peel off the condom and dispose of it properly. With every fresh banana, always use a fresh condom.
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LRC歌词版本
[00:00.00]Patricia: Uh, sorry to bother you with this, chief. We've got kind of a situation .
[00:03.87]Richard: What now?
[00:04.23](Richard is standing in front of a room full of doctors and interns with Patricia seated near him)
[00:06.36]Richard: Three interns, four residents and six nurses on this surgical floor have been diagnosed with...syphilis.
[00:15.24](The room makes oohing noises)
[00:15.78]Patricia: There are over 70,000 new cases every year.
[00:18.96](Olivia looks at George across the room)
[00:19.74]Patricia: Undiagnosed, syphilis can lead to blindness, insanity and death.
[00:24.66]Richard: If you are having unprotected *** with another member of the staff get tested. This is not a request.
[00:38.01]Richard: Patricia will now give you a safe-*** demonstration .
[00:41.55](Patricia stands up holding a condom and a banana)
[00:44.01]Patricia: When the time is right, and, gentlemen, you'll all know when that time is, carefully open the condom packet and roll it onto the banana.
[00:55.17](Derek enters)
[00:55.44]Derek: (Whispering to Richard) We should try and get down to do the MRI now.
[00:57.54]Richard: This isn't really a good time.
[00:59.58]Derek: If you want to do this without anybody else knowing, you should do it now.
[01:03.00]Patricia: Open communication is essential to a healthy relationship. In a responsible relationship...
[01:09.60]Meredith: (Whispering to Cristina) Poor George.
[01:11.16]Cristina: Yeah. You know, I think he really likes Typhoid Mary.
[01:14.61]Meredith: Well, not many budding relationships survive a good dose of VD.
[01:20.37]Cristina: Yeah.
[01:22.23]Patricia: When the banana is finished...
[01:23.67]Meredith: Yeah.
[01:24.33]Patricia:...gently peel off the condom and dispose of it properly. With every fresh banana, always use a fresh condom.
Patricia: Uh, sorry to bother you with this, chief. We've got kind of a situation .
Richard: What now?
(Richard is standing in front of a room full of doctors and interns with Patricia seated near him)
Richard: Three interns, four residents and six nurses on this surgical floor have been diagnosed with...syphilis.
(The room makes oohing noises)
Patricia: There are over 70,000 new cases every year.
(Olivia looks at George across the room)
Patricia: Undiagnosed, syphilis can lead to blindness, insanity and death.
Richard: If you are having unprotected *** with another member of the staff get tested. This is not a request.
Richard: Patricia will now give you a safe-*** demonstration .
(Patricia stands up holding a condom and a banana)
Patricia: When the time is right, and, gentlemen, you'll all know when that time is, carefully open the condom packet and roll it onto the banana.
(Derek enters)
Derek: (Whispering to Richard) We should try and get down to do the MRI now.
Richard: This isn't really a good time.
Derek: If you want to do this without anybody else knowing, you should do it now.
Patricia: Open communication is essential to a healthy relationship. In a responsible relationship...
Meredith: (Whispering to Cristina) Poor George.
Cristina: Yeah. You know, I think he really likes Typhoid Mary.
Meredith: Well, not many budding relationships survive a good dose of VD.
Cristina: Yeah.
Patricia: When the banana is finished...
Meredith: Yeah.
Patricia:...gently peel off the condom and dispose of it properly. With every fresh banana, always use a fresh condom.
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LRC歌词版本
[00:00.00]Patricia: Uh, sorry to bother you with this, chief. We've got kind of a situation .
[00:03.87]Richard: What now?
[00:04.23](Richard is standing in front of a room full of doctors and interns with Patricia seated near him)
[00:06.36]Richard: Three interns, four residents and six nurses on this surgical floor have been diagnosed with...syphilis.
[00:15.24](The room makes oohing noises)
[00:15.78]Patricia: There are over 70,000 new cases every year.
[00:18.96](Olivia looks at George across the room)
[00:19.74]Patricia: Undiagnosed, syphilis can lead to blindness, insanity and death.
[00:24.66]Richard: If you are having unprotected *** with another member of the staff get tested. This is not a request.
[00:38.01]Richard: Patricia will now give you a safe-*** demonstration .
[00:41.55](Patricia stands up holding a condom and a banana)
[00:44.01]Patricia: When the time is right, and, gentlemen, you'll all know when that time is, carefully open the condom packet and roll it onto the banana.
[00:55.17](Derek enters)
[00:55.44]Derek: (Whispering to Richard) We should try and get down to do the MRI now.
[00:57.54]Richard: This isn't really a good time.
[00:59.58]Derek: If you want to do this without anybody else knowing, you should do it now.
[01:03.00]Patricia: Open communication is essential to a healthy relationship. In a responsible relationship...
[01:09.60]Meredith: (Whispering to Cristina) Poor George.
[01:11.16]Cristina: Yeah. You know, I think he really likes Typhoid Mary.
[01:14.61]Meredith: Well, not many budding relationships survive a good dose of VD.
[01:20.37]Cristina: Yeah.
[01:22.23]Patricia: When the banana is finished...
[01:23.67]Meredith: Yeah.
[01:24.33]Patricia:...gently peel off the condom and dispose of it properly. With every fresh banana, always use a fresh condom.