(Spoken)
Alright, when I call your name, step forward.
Pinocchio the puppet!
Ah... I’m not a puppet, I’m a real boy.
(nose grows)Hahahahahahaha...
That’s your patch of mud down there
Oh, Dumped on a swamp,
Man, I tell ya, sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine-sap!
(Sung)Life is disappointing.
Woe is what I know.
Outed by nose—
That’s just how it goes,for poor Pinocchio.
Story of my life.
Always doomed to fail.
Cheated by a fox.
Swallowed by a whale.
That’s the story of my life, oh yeah.
That’s the story of my life.
Strife is never ending.
Peter Pan!
Banished from the town.
Ugly Duckling!
They dragged me from the pond.
They broke my magic wand.
Zey blow our condos down.
Wicked Witch!
Life is but a witch-hunt.
Mama’s in the mud.
Mama’s in distress.
They ridiculed my hat.
Zey said zat vee vere fat!
They tore my cotton granny dress.
And called me a hot ‘n tranny mess.
Sugar Plum Fairy!
Story of my life.
Booted from the ball.
Told to go away.
Toppled off a wall.
That’s the story of my life.
You’re late, Rabbit!
That’s the story of my life.
Have fun you guys.
That’s the story of my life.
And remember, if we find you back in the kingdom, you will be executed.
I always dream I’d get a happy ending.
And this right here?
Not how it goes.
I always dreamed I’d get an ever after.
If this is it— it blows.
It blows…it blows…it blows!
This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm Disease I caught in Tijuana!
Story of my life.
All the wasted prayers.
All the broken dreams.
All the broken chairs.
All the damage done.
All the busted beds.
All the shattered bowls.
And the porridge on our heads.
That’s the story my of life, yes sir.
That’s the story of my life, oy vey!
That’s the story of my life!
Crap!
[00:00.198][Guard](Spoken)
[00:00.467]Alright, when I call your name, step forward.
[00:03.312]Pinocchio the puppet!
[00:04.628][Pinocchio]
[00:05.142]Ah... I’m not a puppet, I’m a real boy.
[00:08.003](nose grows)Hahahahahahaha...
[00:12.161][Guard]
[00:12.161]That’s your patch of mud down there
[00:14.000][Pinocchio]
[00:14.255]Oh, Dumped on a swamp,
[00:16.579]Man, I tell ya, sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine-sap!
[00:22.576](Sung)Life is disappointing.
[00:26.767]Woe is what I know.
[00:30.162]Outed by nose—
[00:32.248]That’s just how it goes,for poor Pinocchio.
[00:38.004]Story of my life.
[00:40.085]Always doomed to fail.
[00:41.933]Cheated by a fox.
[00:44.038]Swallowed by a whale.
[00:46.112]That’s the story of my life, oh yeah.
[00:49.793]That’s the story of my life.
[00:53.163][Elf]
[00:53.856]Strife is never ending.
[00:55.972][Guard]
[00:56.218]Peter Pan!
[00:57.519][Peter Pan]
[00:57.519]Banished from the town.
[00:59.895][Guard]
[01:00.141]Ugly Duckling!
[01:01.427][Ugly Duckling]
[01:01.427]They dragged me from the pond.
[01:02.730][Fairy Godmother]
[01:03.247]They broke my magic wand.
[01:04.531][3 Pigs]
[01:05.523]Zey blow our condos down.
[01:09.878][Guard]
[01:09.878]Wicked Witch!
[01:11.443][Wicked Witch]
[01:11.713]Life is but a witch-hunt.
[01:15.600][Mama Bear]
[01:15.600]Mama’s in the mud.
[01:17.166]Mama’s in distress.
[01:18.995][Gnome]
[01:19.244]They ridiculed my hat.
[01:21.319][3 Pigs]
[01:21.573]Zey said zat vee vere fat!
[01:23.123][Wolf]
[01:23.370]They tore my cotton granny dress.
[01:25.479]And called me a hot ‘n tranny mess.
[01:27.795][Guard]
[01:27.795]Sugar Plum Fairy!
[01:29.629][Fairytale Creatures]
[01:29.875]Story of my life.
[01:31.447]Booted from the ball.
[01:33.563]Told to go away.
[01:35.137][Humpty Dumpty]
[01:35.403]Toppled off a wall.
[01:37.444][Fairytale Creatures]
[01:37.444]That’s the story of my life.
[01:39.768][Guard]
[01:39.768]You’re late, Rabbit!
[01:41.355][White Rabbit]
[01:41.813]That’s the story of my life.
[01:43.126][Guard]
[01:43.381]Have fun you guys.
[01:45.216][Fairytale Creatures]
[01:45.719]That’s the story of my life.
[01:48.861][Guard]
[01:48.861]And remember, if we find you back in the kingdom, you will be executed.
[02:03.743][Fairytale Creatures]
[02:04.773]I always dream I’d get a happy ending.
[02:08.719][Wicked Witch]
[02:08.973]And this right here?
[02:10.797]Not how it goes.
[02:12.885][Fairytale Creatures]
[02:12.885]I always dreamed I’d get an ever after.
[02:17.052]If this is it— it blows.
[02:20.693]It blows…it blows…it blows!
[02:24.634][Pinocchio]
[02:24.880]This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm Disease I caught in Tijuana!
[02:28.512][Fairytale Creatures]
[02:28.512]Story of my life.
[02:30.861]All the wasted prayers.
[02:32.694]All the broken dreams.
[02:34.782][Bear Family]
[02:34.782]All the broken chairs.
[02:36.890][Fairytale Creatures]
[02:37.136]All the damage done.
[02:38.945][Bear Family]
[02:38.945]All the busted beds.
[02:40.751][Fairytale Creatures]
[02:41.025]All the shattered bowls.
[02:42.870][Bear Family]
[02:43.136]And the porridge on our heads.
[02:44.694][Fairytale Creatures]
[02:44.950]That’s the story my of life, yes sir.
[02:49.179]That’s the story of my life, oy vey!
[02:53.114]That’s the story of my life!
[03:03.641][Pinocchio]
[03:03.896]Crap!