A customer
Wait what's your rush
What's your hurry
You gave me such a
Fright i thought you was a ghost
Half a minute can't ya sit
Sit ya down
Sit
All i meant is that i haven't seen a customer for weeks
Did ya come here for a pie sir
Do forgive me if my head's a little vague
What is that
But you'd think we had the plague
From the way that people
Keep avoiding
No you don't
Heaven knows i try sir
But there's no one comes in even to inhale
But there's no one comes in even to inhale
Mind you i can hardly blame them
These are probably the worst pies in london
I know why nobody cares to take them
I should know
I make them
But good
The worst pies in london
Even that's polite the worst pies in london
If you doubt it take a bite
Is that just disgusting
You have to concede it
It's nothing but crusting
Here drink this you'll need it
The worst pies in london
And no wonder with the price of meat
What it is
When you get it
Never thought i'd live to see the day
Men'd think it was a treat
Findin'poor
Animals
What are dyin'in the street
Mrs mooney has a pie shop
Does a business but i notice something weird
Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared
Have to hand it to her
What i calls
Enterprise
Poppin'pussies into pies
Wouldn't do in my shop
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick
And i'm telling you them pussycats is quick
No denying times is hard sir
Even harder than the worst pies in london
Only lard and nothing more
Is that just revolting
All greasy and gritty
It looks like it's molting
And tastes like we'll pity
A woman alone with limited wind
And the worst pies in london
Ah sir
Times is hard
Times is hard
The Worst Pies In London -Stephen Sondheim
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:00.680]A customer
[00:02.370]Wait what's your rush
[00:03.580]What's your hurry
[00:04.290]You gave me such a
[00:05.30]Fright i thought you was a ghost
[00:06.250]Half a minute can't ya sit
[00:07.350]Sit ya down
[00:08.360]Sit
[00:09.210]All i meant is that i haven't seen a customer for weeks
[00:11.400]Did ya come here for a pie sir
[00:14.29]Do forgive me if my head's a little vague
[00:16.789]What is that
[00:17.459]But you'd think we had the plague
[00:19.299]From the way that people
[00:20.469]Keep avoiding
[00:21.169]No you don't
[00:22.279]Heaven knows i try sir
[00:24.249]But there's no one comes in even to inhale
[00:26.739]But there's no one comes in even to inhale
[00:29.659]Mind you i can hardly blame them
[00:33.09]These are probably the worst pies in london
[00:37.58]I know why nobody cares to take them
[00:39.698]I should know
[00:40.728]I make them
[00:41.928]But good
[00:43.328]The worst pies in london
[00:46.318]Even that's polite the worst pies in london
[00:50.678]If you doubt it take a bite
[00:54.678]Is that just disgusting
[00:57.417]You have to concede it
[00:59.827]It's nothing but crusting
[01:02.407]Here drink this you'll need it
[01:05.727]The worst pies in london
[01:08.556]And no wonder with the price of meat
[01:10.566]What it is
[01:11.376]When you get it
[01:12.266]Never thought i'd live to see the day
[01:14.775]Men'd think it was a treat
[01:16.45]Findin'poor
[01:16.825]Animals
[01:17.825]What are dyin'in the street
[01:19.235]Mrs mooney has a pie shop
[01:22.55]Does a business but i notice something weird
[01:24.795]Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared
[01:27.455]Have to hand it to her
[01:28.975]What i calls
[01:29.805]Enterprise
[01:30.745]Poppin'pussies into pies
[01:32.344]Wouldn't do in my shop
[01:34.803]Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick
[01:37.393]And i'm telling you them pussycats is quick
[01:40.643]No denying times is hard sir
[01:44.53]Even harder than the worst pies in london
[01:48.93]Only lard and nothing more
[01:49.773]Is that just revolting
[01:52.103]All greasy and gritty
[01:54.443]It looks like it's molting
[01:56.863]And tastes like we'll pity
[02:01.13]A woman alone with limited wind
[02:08.752]And the worst pies in london
[02:14.152]Ah sir
[02:16.862]Times is hard
[02:19.72]Times is hard
[02:23.782]The Worst Pies In London -Stephen Sondheim
A customer
Wait what's your rush
What's your hurry
You gave me such a
Fright i thought you was a ghost
Half a minute can't ya sit
Sit ya down
Sit
All i meant is that i haven't seen a customer for weeks
Did ya come here for a pie sir
Do forgive me if my head's a little vague
What is that
But you'd think we had the plague
From the way that people
Keep avoiding
No you don't
Heaven knows i try sir
But there's no one comes in even to inhale
But there's no one comes in even to inhale
Mind you i can hardly blame them
These are probably the worst pies in london
I know why nobody cares to take them
I should know
I make them
But good
The worst pies in london
Even that's polite the worst pies in london
If you doubt it take a bite
Is that just disgusting
You have to concede it
It's nothing but crusting
Here drink this you'll need it
The worst pies in london
And no wonder with the price of meat
What it is
When you get it
Never thought i'd live to see the day
Men'd think it was a treat
Findin'poor
Animals
What are dyin'in the street
Mrs mooney has a pie shop
Does a business but i notice something weird
Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared
Have to hand it to her
What i calls
Enterprise
Poppin'pussies into pies
Wouldn't do in my shop
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick
And i'm telling you them pussycats is quick
No denying times is hard sir
Even harder than the worst pies in london
Only lard and nothing more
Is that just revolting
All greasy and gritty
It looks like it's molting
And tastes like we'll pity
A woman alone with limited wind
And the worst pies in london
Ah sir
Times is hard
Times is hard
The Worst Pies In London -Stephen Sondheim
🎵
LRC歌词版本
[00:00.680]A customer
[00:02.370]Wait what's your rush
[00:03.580]What's your hurry
[00:04.290]You gave me such a
[00:05.30]Fright i thought you was a ghost
[00:06.250]Half a minute can't ya sit
[00:07.350]Sit ya down
[00:08.360]Sit
[00:09.210]All i meant is that i haven't seen a customer for weeks
[00:11.400]Did ya come here for a pie sir
[00:14.29]Do forgive me if my head's a little vague
[00:16.789]What is that
[00:17.459]But you'd think we had the plague
[00:19.299]From the way that people
[00:20.469]Keep avoiding
[00:21.169]No you don't
[00:22.279]Heaven knows i try sir
[00:24.249]But there's no one comes in even to inhale
[00:26.739]But there's no one comes in even to inhale
[00:29.659]Mind you i can hardly blame them
[00:33.09]These are probably the worst pies in london
[00:37.58]I know why nobody cares to take them
[00:39.698]I should know
[00:40.728]I make them
[00:41.928]But good
[00:43.328]The worst pies in london
[00:46.318]Even that's polite the worst pies in london
[00:50.678]If you doubt it take a bite
[00:54.678]Is that just disgusting
[00:57.417]You have to concede it
[00:59.827]It's nothing but crusting
[01:02.407]Here drink this you'll need it
[01:05.727]The worst pies in london
[01:08.556]And no wonder with the price of meat
[01:10.566]What it is
[01:11.376]When you get it
[01:12.266]Never thought i'd live to see the day
[01:14.775]Men'd think it was a treat
[01:16.45]Findin'poor
[01:16.825]Animals
[01:17.825]What are dyin'in the street
[01:19.235]Mrs mooney has a pie shop
[01:22.55]Does a business but i notice something weird
[01:24.795]Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared
[01:27.455]Have to hand it to her
[01:28.975]What i calls
[01:29.805]Enterprise
[01:30.745]Poppin'pussies into pies
[01:32.344]Wouldn't do in my shop
[01:34.803]Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick
[01:37.393]And i'm telling you them pussycats is quick
[01:40.643]No denying times is hard sir
[01:44.53]Even harder than the worst pies in london
[01:48.93]Only lard and nothing more
[01:49.773]Is that just revolting
[01:52.103]All greasy and gritty
[01:54.443]It looks like it's molting
[01:56.863]And tastes like we'll pity
[02:01.13]A woman alone with limited wind
[02:08.752]And the worst pies in london
[02:14.152]Ah sir
[02:16.862]Times is hard
[02:19.72]Times is hard
[02:23.782]The Worst Pies In London -Stephen Sondheim