Way back in days of old
There was a legend told
About a hero known as Galavant
Square jaw and perfect hair
Cojones out to there
There was no hero quite like Galavant
Tough, plus every other manly value
Mess with him, he'll disembowel you
He ruled in every way
A fairy-tale cliche
And people called him Galavant
The man we're speaking of, he had a lady love
And Madalena, she was one fair maiden
Long legs and perfect skin
A body built for sin
With cleavage you could hold a whole parade in
True love was never this ecstatic
Nor as wildly acrobatic
Yes, he loved her to excess
Thrice daily, more or less
And she'd be screaming
Galavant!
One tiny problem
Soon would arise
Richard, a nearby king of wealth and stature
He watched Madalena, lust in his eyes
And he asked her for her hand
Well, more like a demand
Well, more like had his henchmen snatch her
Which brings us to today
The royal wedding day
No one can stop it now but Galavant
Poor Madalena waits behind King Richard's gates
For the arrival of her Galavant
Now, at last begins our true adventure
Epic, wild, a real butt-clencher!
So, huzzah and tally-ho!
Sit back and here we go
Attend the tale of
Galavant!
[00:05.850] Way back in days of old
[00:07.440] There was a legend told
[00:09.120] About a hero known as Galavant
[00:12.700]
[00:14.070] Square jaw and perfect hair
[00:15.890] Cojones out to there
[00:17.620] There was no hero quite like Galavant
[00:20.850] Tough, plus every other manly value
[00:24.150] Mess with him, he'll disembowel you
[00:27.620]
[00:28.110] He ruled in every way
[00:29.880] A fairy-tale cliche
[00:31.620] And people called him Galavant
[00:36.280]
[00:41.230] The man we're speaking of, he had a lady love
[00:44.620] And Madalena, she was one fair maiden
[00:47.990] Long legs and perfect skin
[00:49.700] A body built for sin
[00:51.420] With cleavage you could hold a whole parade in
[00:55.170] True love was never this ecstatic
[00:57.920] Nor as wildly acrobatic
[01:01.270] Yes, he loved her to excess
[01:03.620] Thrice daily, more or less
[01:05.360] And she'd be screaming
[01:06.410] Galavant!
[01:09.020]
[01:11.400] One tiny problem
[01:14.860] Soon would arise
[01:18.270] Richard, a nearby king of wealth and stature
[01:24.570] He watched Madalena, lust in his eyes
[01:31.740] And he asked her for her hand
[01:33.980] Well, more like a demand
[01:35.640] Well, more like had his henchmen snatch her
[01:38.300]
[01:40.460] Which brings us to today
[01:42.070] The royal wedding day
[01:43.790] No one can stop it now but Galavant
[01:47.230] Poor Madalena waits behind King Richard's gates
[01:50.530] For the arrival of her Galavant
[01:53.680] Now, at last begins our true adventure
[01:57.090] Epic, wild, a real butt-clencher!
[02:00.560] So, huzzah and tally-ho!
[02:02.750] Sit back and here we go
[02:04.530] Attend the tale of
[02:05.540] Galavant!